child custody

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local
court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge
that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain
custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge
asked for his side of the story, too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and
replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh -- the man won!

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hahaha u serious..thats not a real story is it??

hahaha god thats good

Hmmmmm....Well then!!!

Mildly amusing, though it sounds more like :bs: than a real story.

i gotta remember that one in case the situation ever presents itself...lol

naw, its probably not real.


but its real funny :lol:

omg thats a good one he chose some great words there

Thats great

pretty good :smile:

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