this is funny

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6352&item=2487740082&rd=1

never knew a extra 100hp was so easy.... lmao

HHAHAHAHAH
This has to be the best
"Ignition Wires = +8hp"

dear lord.......

more hp than a turbo car,ill run em!
hehhehehheh

WTF is a Transmission Race Chip :screwy:

WOW...im impressed that with that many stuff, thats alot of HP gain for a 420A....!!! hahhahahahahahahha...LMAO...oh man, i wish 420A engines were like that...hahha

holy shit.....

8 hp for plugs
15 hp for a CAI (Retail =180 lol)


I cant ppl are stupid enough to write that, but whats even funnier is some dumbass falls for it ands buys it :loser: . LMAO :cwm27:

i know its quite sad... but quite funny at the same time

wait it gets better

"All this without the worry of breaking anything by driving to hard which happens to turbo's every day. Check the cost to replace a blown turbo!

Don't buy a vehicle that has been already beaten up by its owner. This car has been babied and now has BRAND NEW equipment to make it faster & more reliable than just about any Eclipse out there. If your really into racing slap a +75hp NOS kit on and hurt just about anyones feelings out there, while paying low insurance and not worrying about breaking blowoff valves, wastegates, intercoolers or any other of the overpriced fragile equipment a turbo needs. PLUS you don't have to bother shifting!!! No clutch to wear out & pay to replace! "

damn this guy is good, lol. :lol2:

i think this is the same dude that sells oxyclean

That is really sad.... It...It makes me wanna cry..... I have to go now.......

uh.... turbos break down everyday? uh... mine doesn't anyday.....had for like 2 years now.... um... I want plug wires that add +8HP.... think they gott'em on DSMtrader?.... I'm surprised he didn't have a sticker kit for it+10 HP !!! I'm with RAGIN... It...It makes me wanna cry..... I have to go now.......

i think that oxyclean guy sells some squeegee broom now too. Sounds like its him though lol

My turbo has 175,000 miles on it, no problems. Those mods would be lucky to gain 25HP total!

TURBO ALL THE WAY! INJECTION IS NICE BUT I WOULD RATHER BE BLOWN! (or turboed)

Want an extra 100HP? Turn up the boost!

"breaking blowoff valves, wastegates, intercoolers or any other of the overpriced fragile equipment a turbo needs."

Yeah...my intercooler breaks down all the time. :loser:

And by his calculations I should be about 550hp. What a dumbass!

"PLUS you don't have to bother shifting!!!"

LMAO!

Total Horsepower Gains = 103 (243hp total! + TORQUE & NO turbo LAG)


the 243 total is when you put all the stickers on that come with the parts!

he should throw in some free apc/nos stickers....those give the most bang for the buck