letter from camp

An oldie but a goodie

Dear Mom and Dad,

Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood
on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping
bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all
up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write
because of the cast.

I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We
never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the
lightning. Scoutmaster Don got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone
without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the
fire so he probably didn't hear him.

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The
wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did. Also some of our clothes.
David is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Don gets the car fixed. It
wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left.
Scoutmaster Don said that a car that old you have to expect something to
break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a
neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes
he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a
car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway
patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Don is a neat guy. Don't
worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive on
the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there
are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in
the lake. Scoutmaster Don wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Chad
was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe
across the lake. It was great.You can still see some of the trees under
the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Don isn't crabby like some
scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to
spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him
any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove
in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Wade
and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Don said it probably was just food
poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with
food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our
scoutmaster.
He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was
doing his time. By the way, what is a pedophile?

I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy
vaseline.

Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Jonathan.

LMAO....Never heard it before.......classic :D :D :D

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!

classic. man that is one funny story :lol2: rotflamo :lol2:

ive never heard that before either, that is freaking hilarious.:hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:

I thought everyone would have seen it before first time I read it was about 2 years ago:eek2:

Rofl!!! That is friggin side splitting:D :D

Fuckers:rolleyes:


My name happens to be chad.......so basically that story is a disgrace to any one named chad :D:D:D:D



Fawk j00!!!!!!!

thats awesome, I've never heard that one before:bandit:

It’s an oldie, but definitely a goodie! :hehehe:

finally someone that has seen it before.:alien2: