You know you're a Kiwi when:

Putting this here as the tards in OT will find something to argue about in it. :devil:
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You know you're a kiwi when.....

-YOU know what to do in an Earthquake: get into the nearest doorway before any other bugger and say, "Nah, i don't reckon it's the big one this time. We'll be right

-YOU can hum the theme song to Coronation street.

-YOU know what apples really taste like (and that there are more than four different kinds)

-YOU know rugby league is not, and never will be, an international sport.

-YOU'RE not sure about cricket, either. Or hockey. Or netball. Or swimming. Or the women's 400m. Or any other sport in which Australia are world champions. Yes you're even having doubts about real rugby

-YOU know what happened to the lead singer of Push Push

-YOU'RE seen split Enz, or former members thereof, performing live at least once

-YOU reckon anyone who carries on about how great they are is an up-themselves wanker. Or an Australian

-YOU wouldn't dream of wearing thongs on your feet. Thats what jandals are for.

-THE name "Chappell" still makes you queasy

-YOU know someone who worked on The lord of the rings or Xena

-YOU wish Fitzy, Zinzan and Josh were still playing for the ABs.

-THE dairy sells more than just stuff from cows

-YOU rolled Snifters, rather then Jaffas, down the aisle at the movies

-YOU know something's horribly wrong if you've been driving for more then 2 hours without the scenery changing.

-THE words "NZ cricket victory" just don't sound right, somehow.

25'C is a record high temperature

Originally posted by Setanta

You know you're a kiwi when.....

-YOU can hum the theme song to Coronation street.



Can't hum the theme song to coronation St.

I guess I'm not a kiwi afterall, I do agree witht the rest of the list though.:flipa:

Screw Fitzy,bring back Buck!

Originally posted by taranaki
Screw Fitzy,bring back Buck!

Being a Harbour Boy I would have to agree with that comment 100%, just lookl how he turned the harbour team round.

They say good players don't make good coaches but Buck proves that wrong:finger:

So now I have no idea what you are talking about :(

Damn Kiwis :p

Originally posted by Setanta
So now I have no idea what you are talking about :(

Damn Kiwis :p


it's a game we play...called rugby:finger: :finger: :finger:

you guys should try it sometime:finger: :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by Setanta


Your just jealous because we got into the finals and you didnt :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

/me conveniently forgets about the rugby 7s (even though you stacked your team with super 12 stars)

Originally posted by taranaki
Screw Fitzy,bring back Buck!

Amen to that!

LOL!!!! that was funny, and sadly most of it was true. (Except for the Coronation St part - straight out of left field that one).:p :p

/ok, off-topic but dont you need 100 posts any more to get an avatar?

Originally posted by Judge
/ok, off-topic but dont you need 100 posts any more to get an avatar?

who?what ?why?where?:eek:

I was sitting here laughing at that list. Good one dude. Though I guess I am still only a transplanted kiwi as I don't or can't do anything on that list hahaaha. I am working on it though. :finger:

*Hums the theme song to Coronation St.* That is so untrue

hehe. too true.

Coronation St... Brit TV show right? I vagually remember the name, but I'm not sure it ever hit Au :)

Well now I am waiting for the Kiwi's to get up a thread about the Aussie's to match this :devil:

lol - good luck :D

I know since most Kiwi's are too reserved for that heheheh. Besides I would but I am not into that as much and really just sit back and laugh. I had my fair share of that stuff between the States and Canada hahahaha good fun at the end of the day if not taken out of context.

Heh - I've given up trying to mix humour and the US... they just don't seem to understand it (not A-NZ humour anyway) :D

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Well now I am waiting for the Kiwi's to get up a thread about the Aussie's to match this :devil:


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Originally posted by taranaki



hmmm.........

GIVE ME A FEW HOURS........I FEEL REALLY BAD TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sweet can't wait:rolleyes:

You could have run off a few lines in the time it took you to pop up all those devils... of course, it only took one button to pop up the devils :devil:

Originally posted by Setanta
You could have run off a few lines in the time it took you to pop up all those devils... of course, it only took one button to pop up the devils :devil:

you aint seen nuffin' yet!

haha i must not be a kiwi then cause only a few of those things apply :D

oh yeah thats right, i dont consider myself a kiwi :p haha