How NOT to change your oil

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http://srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75356&page=1&pp=15

damn. poor srt-4. that kid deserves to be driving a pinto.

He couldn't get the nut off, so he takes off the oil filter and RUNS THE CAR??

OMG, thats how my dads lexus's engine died, what and idiot

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LMAO, what a pussy...

quote: HA! I got the oil out without taking the nut off. My car probably hates me now though. I just unscrewed the oil filter and turned the car on. Makes a mess because oil sprays everywhere, but I got the shit out of the car. Filled it up with mobile one and yeah.

.......................... ...................i cannot beleive im hearin this. thats worse than stupid.. in our workshop all i have to use is a half drive ratchet and the nut comes off with no effort. if its rusted in or some twat put threadlock on the nut then just use a 1 metre powerbar or sumthin.thats baaaaaaaaaaaad

I wish Darwinism would kick in right now...

Funny story... New guy in a class I was in at the local community college (I was 16 at the time) was trying to get the oil plug off... He couldnt get it... He didnt ask for help... He just decided to do it himself.

So he went over and got the Impact (I was sitting there watching from my bay... Just laughing to myself)

Next thing I know, oil is pouring everywhere, and the kid looks into the socket... To find the nut of course, and its male fitting :lol:

Whole class found it funny... Esspecially when he had to buy a new oil pan.

-Wes

nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.

nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.

Nobody under the age of 21? That is a little harsh. I always change my own oil every 2k. I know thats a little early, but I run my engine hard and it never hurts to be safe.

nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.

Dont say that cause me and my buddies (16-21) all work on cars and we never fuck it up. Were not all as retarded as that kid.

nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrably buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.
that's retarded. i've done routine maintenance, put on intakes, springs, struts, shocks, stereos, brake pads, rotors, calipers etc. etc. all before i turned 21. I have a fiend who's been working on cars with his father since he was 6 and fully rebuilt an '84 Buick Grand National all before he was 21. age isn't the issue, lack of common sense is.

nobody under the age of 21 should be alowed to work on any mechanical thing of any kind. should be a law with severe punishment. besides that kids mommy and daddy will probrobly buy him a brand new car if that one breaks.

Hey, im 17 and I work in a garage. Just cuz one fucktard screws up, all kids are dumb?

wow. that guy is an idiot.

http://srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1041864&posted=1#post1041864

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nice work mr (i want to sex yuo!)

Don't mind what Hyatus thinks - he acts like a 16 year old, anyways

nice work mr (i want to sex yuo!)

I want to sex yu0! :naughty:

priceless

Don't mind what Hyatus thinks - he acts like a 16 year old, anyways
i'm 19 u butt pirate, and yes leave automobile work to people who know what there doing. Honestly i dont trust any 16 year old snot nosed rich kids to touch any of my trucks.

i'm 19 u butt pirate, and yes leave automobile work to people who know what there doing. Honestly i dont trust any 16 year old snot nosed rich kids to touch any of my trucks.
You understand 'act' and 'is' have seperate meanings, correct? Because you obviously misread my post by replacing 'is' with 'acts'.

What does age and wealth have to do with automotive skill, anyways?

eversio11 i'm not going to go ot and fight with u,sorry :P

A little wave to the SRTforums! If any of them actually catch this.. :cheers:

eversio11 i'm not going to go ot and fight with u,sorry :P
What would you fight with? Your argument has no validity

What does age and wealth have to do with automotive skill, anyways?

not much, seeing as I'm 16 and would probably qualify as wealthy, but somehow I manage to posses the automotive skill to install a sport cam on my bimmer...

Hytaus, kindly STFU before you put both your feet in your mouth.


As for the link: :lol2:

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(psst Samhain, thats an Aerial, not a roundhouse:P)

as for the link, what a dumbass.

What an idiot!


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At first I thougt he was gonna say he drilled a hole in the pan lol.

Screw the idiot who can't change his oil... I want that oil drain valve setup (check the link posted by the 5th person down, Westside WRX.) Man, that would make the whole damn process so much friggin' easier.

Well, except for that whole bloodying-up my knuckles when the stupid filter wrench decides it wants to relinquish its grip while I'm in the middle of torqueing it. I HATE that shit. :uhoh:

Someone on AF should start a thread saying they had an exhaust leak, so they clogged 2 of the pipes in their header... :lol2:
See how many new members we get. :biggrin:

lol i found the thread through accordtuner.com and saw af listed in there so i figured id stop by.

Someone on AF should start a thread saying they had an exhaust leak, so they clogged 2 of the pipes in their header... :lol2:
See how many new members we get. :biggrin:

DO IT

The link no longer works I wonder if they moved it to mods corner due to the traffic? I even registered and couldnt view it any more.

The link no longer works I wonder if they moved it to mods corner due to the traffic? I even registered and couldnt view it any more.

that would be my guess ... or they didnt want everyone thinkin neon peeps were stupid.

Bastards:(

i still say neon peeps are stupid :rofl:

i still say neon peeps are stupid :rofl:
lol i member seeing that post in teh link dude said now they'll think were morons. too late lol