A Matter of Etiquette

I pose a question for those that are up on their Etiquette.
What is the proper way to handle thing's if your in a very fine restaurant with your date and you sneeze and blow a booger into your soup ?
Do you scoop it out ?
Leave it there and eat around it ?
Ask to be excused for the incident and request another bowl ?
Hope there's nothing on your upper lip to embarrass you further ?

The proper ediquette would have been to cover you mouth and nose with your napkin.

Get a new bowl of soup and stop using it as a snot rage.

complain to the waiter that the cook blew a booger into your soup, and demand a fresh bowl. But DO NOT give him your current bowl until he brings you a fresh one, otherwise he will just remove the booger and bring you back your original bowl.

*EDIT* :iagree: with Yogs

If your date hasn't seen it, talk to her to keep her attention on you and not on the soup.

Turn your spoon in the soup to diluate/hide the bogger

Stop eating and tell the waiter/waitress that you keep place in your stomach for the next steps of the menu.

If everybody has seen it, you're dead

request a new bowl.. simple as taht

very fine restaurant? :sly:

like better then BK? :lol2:

Next time sneeze "properly"

Tell the missus that you wouldn't have sneezed if she was giving you head. Maybe she'll get the hint.

I think the 'proper etiquette' would be to scoop it out. But thats not what I would have done.

Edit: And obviously you would ask the waitor for another spoon. :p THAT is the proper way!

Personally I would've stopped and asked for another bowl, but my GF would've been laughing her ass off!

Arrrgggg. Id fish it out with my hook and stick it to my wooden leg....


Arrgg gEye!

Then sword fight the captin of the neighboring boat! ARRGG!!

Pirate baby, you're going to get your ass banned if you keep posting multiple posts...

Arrg, Note taken. Will not happen again. rrrr.

thank you

Pirate baby...


you are fuckin pathetic! dont warn him... he has plenty of warnings already, it happens again and he's gone!

I'm not pathetic Jake. He listened to me didnt he?

Sweet talking works a lot better than threats.

you are fuckin pathetic! dont warn him... he has plenty of warnings already, it happens again and he's gone!


Mattie,

Speaking of proper etiquette, this is the offtopic section Im rather sure you should not drag yourself into this. The probelm has been taken care of. There is no reason to wish banning upon me.

well the thing is... i could care less if he's arounds so that just one less person to annoy the fuck out of me from day to day! so by threatening he will want to do it more, just another reason to say bye bye!

back to topic!

you mess up every thread!

Another good question for this thread,

Is it really a good practice of etiquete to sneeze into a cloth napkin. A true gentelman should have his own hankercheif.