Talk about being a pro in the wrong subject

http://www.genepool.addr.com/shoplift.html :disappoin

and look at the last sentence!
Shoplifting is a great way to prove to the other kids in school that you are really cool.

DO NOT DO THIS AT ALL. RESULTS WILL SUBJECT TO PUNISHMENT AND POSSIBLE LAWSUIT.


durrrrr.

:lol:

its very tounge-in-cheek

On the other hand, retail stores budget for shoplifting. The price of the merchandise is based, in part, on the assumption that some merchandise simply disappears without ever being paid for. So essentially, what you are taking has already been paid for by the friendly shoppers who have come before you.

If you shoplift,you are an asshole. I,and millions of other consumers pay more than I should for my stuff because you are a worthless shit who wants something for nothing.If I see you shoplifting,better hope that the security guard grabs you at the exit,before I do.

:screwy:

I told you, the world has gone to hell.

Now I know how to spot a shoplifter. Thanks.

If you shoplift,you are an asshole. I,and millions of other consumers pay more than I should for my stuff because you are a worthless shit who wants something for nothing.If I see you shoplifting,better hope that the security guard grabs you at the exit,before I do.

I hope your not specifying, other than the guy who typed that up. because i DO NOT do this. Just curious becuase I know how you sometimes express a dislike for me naki.

I hope your not specifying, other than the guy who typed that up. because i DO NOT do this. Just curious becuase I know how you sometimes express a dislike for me naki.


If you shoplift,you are an asshole.

What do I have to do make that statement any simpler? :rolleyes:

[/QUOTE] Shoplifting is a great way to prove to the other kids in school that you are really cool.[/QUOTE]

How stupid can somebody possibly be to listen to that load of crap. :screwy:

:uhoh: Uhhhh..... I use to shoplift...


BUT!!!! I don't anymore. Its bad, its addicting and I sure as hell don't want anything on my record.

I know it was wrong. :shakehead :headshake

As a Manager in a Popular department store that sells everything from automotive products, to hardaware stuff, to sports and seasonal. i see a ton of thieft, and i have 0 respect for shoplifters, next time you try to steal from my store, you better make damn sure im not in there. i cant do anything inside the store, but once you leave that door, its fair game.

Things like this dont help my cause at all, actually id like to see a mod lock this thread, and maybe delete it.

I thought the website was a satire :dunno:

Yeah, I vote delete as well.

I'm not sure if this site is serious or not? Check out its other links

http://www.genepool.addr.com
http://www.genepool.addr.com/car.html

remove the security tag (most are adhesives) from something else in the store, and stick it onto the stranger's back.

I've actually done this to a friend in walmart, luckily the security guys thought it was pretty funny. :evillol:

It does say its a parody on the bottom image on that page.


Its a pretty weak parody though

I've actually done this to a friend in walmart, luckily the security guys thought it was pretty funny. :evillol:

A good one is to stick them under peoples shopping carts so when 20 people go to randomly leave, the siren goes off every other minute. :lol2: If they don't find out where the are, they may get people comming in as well. :naughty:

A good one is to stick them under peoples shopping carts so when 20 people go to randomly leave, the siren goes off every other minute. :lol2: If they don't find out where the are, they may get people comming in as well. :naughty:


in our library at school i took out the metal strip and placed it in my friends back pack deep in the cloth...whenever he went in and out of the library he always got beeped hehe

http://www.genepool.addr.com/car.html <---- how to break into a car, losers

Under certain circumstances, when you are in grave need of immediate vehicular transportation, it is necessary to gain entry to a motor vehicle that you do not have the keys to. These sorts of emergencies pop up very frequently in major metropolitan areas.


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1: Make sure the owner is not around Often, the best way to determine this is to "stake out" the vehicle. Watch it when it is parked, and determine where the owner is going.

2: See if they left the keys in the car Not very likely, but that sure would make this go a lot more quickly, wouldn't it?

3: Get into the car If the door is left unlocked, or the window left open, just climb in. Be aware that if the door is unlocked or the window is down, this may be an indication that the owner will be returning shortly. If you have no particular qualms about damaging the car, try breaking one of the windows. Put a piece of cloth over the rear passenger side, and then strike the window with a ball peen hammer. This should create an opening large enough to enable you to reach inside and unlock a door.

4: Try to hotwire the car Pop the plastic off the side of the steering wheel with a screwdriver, strip a couple of wires, and then connect them together. This will not work, as the movies have been lying to us for years. But at least you tried it.

5: Wait for the owner by hiding in the back seat Hopefully you have thought to bring a weapon with you, or this is not going to work very well.

6: Threaten the owner with the weapon Make him or her drive to a secluded area and give you the keys, so you can drive to wherever it is you had to go in such a hurry.


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Other Methods

--Carjacking Rather than hiding in the back seat, sneak up behind the owner as they get into their car. This is a good way to get the keys without having to worry about the owner's driving skill. It also requires a good hiding place somewhere near the car. Do not hide under the car. This is just stupid.

--The Fake Valet Get hired as a valet for a restaurant. If you stand outside the restaurant wearing your ugly valet jacket, people will actually HAND you their keys. Really.

--Commandeering This is actually very similar to carjacking, except that you are either a police officer or have one of their badges (available on the internet.) Run up to any car, flash the badge, and announce "Official police business. I need to commandeer this vehicle." We have always wanted to try this ourselves.

:disappoin

Thats pretty ghey....but somewhat funny