Funniest AFer?

Originally posted by i_rebel
Ahmmm . . . I guess that would be . . . no?



:D :D
We have a winner!

Mine has 2 parts to its name :D (example, Laura-Inglis)

Want to know more:confused:

Carguy is pretty funny too!

Really funny . . .:hehehe:

Did you say your Penis has two names? I don't name my genitals, but If I did, It would be Dr. _________

not two seperate names, two names that go togehter into one, lik eBilly-Bob (thats not it).
Would that be Dr. Funny Bunny??

No, more like Dr. Longsch Long

Or Patch McCrotch.

May be ......Phil Sacks

There's nothing worse than anal restraints. Ask any police officer.

Wha-WHAT:eek:

My father-in-law used to be a sheriff. He told me. :D

A little slow there, SS2K??? :D

Let's see you keep track of your last sixteen hundred posts! :p

I manage......:D

I lost my third place spot, I have failed.

Originally posted by Porsche
I lost my third place spot, I have failed.

I have noticed that Jay's on a bit of a "post roll" at the moment ...lol:) :)

I hope none of you have a boner while typing away your insanities!:confused:

Sick puppies:eek:

LOL! :D

Nah, I'm not that bad :D I just get them when girls or any of the cars in your signature are involved :D:D

so I'm not funny ? :rolleyes:

No. j/k

Heep, to save yourself you should specify which type of girls, I don't get a boner over my mom.

Originally posted by Porsche
No. j/k

I don't get a boner over my mom.

:eek: i would be worried if you did :bloated: :bloated:

Me too.

How hot is your mom???

LOL Chris.... :D:D

Yeah, I kinda figured it would be obvious that I meant girls that I find attractive that are not related to me, but I guess I shouldn't assume.....:D

MaxRX7: nope. :D:D Just kidding you man :D

yikes, now back to the original topic, id have to vote for lk

well, being the proud arrogant man, uh duck that I am, I must vote for myself because I am an egotistical, self-righteous, FUNNY member.

Yes I am funny, you all just can't see it.

ha ha, hee hee, laugh it up furball!


boy that was bad, my vote goes to Darkwing...

lol...your pitiful attempts at humor are so bad they're funny :D:D:D

j/k you dude :D:D

If you wanna hear something funny, here goes.....

"Something funny."



Thank you:D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
If you wanna hear something funny, here goes.....

"Something funny."



Thank you:D

And I thought mine were poor!
:D

Why did the duck cross the road?

He felt like it!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

101, 1 to hold the bulb, and a hundred to turn the house!

Ha! now those are funny!!!:D

Ok now, I was being sarcastic, but if you want funny, here goes.

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Madam, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." The president laughs, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" The president agrees, "Sure, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.

She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10am today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

This might be old, but still funny.

lol, that's good :D

"Can you say something funny right now?"

"I doubt it."

Originally posted by Heep
lol, that's good :D

"Can you say something funny right now?"

"I doubt it."

"Something funny right now." :hehe::hehe:

Heh :D

Ever seen Good Morning Vietnam? That quote is from that, except Robin Williams actually makes it funny :D

Originally posted by Heep
Heh :D

Ever seen Good Morning Vietnam? That quote is from that, except Robin Williams actually makes it funny :D

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:D

You know's been cracking me up lately? P10DET a.k.a. George. :D Most of his posts are in the G20 area, but he sure does know how to turn a phrase! :hehehe:

You're starting to crack me up, Jay...especially that thing about gang$tarr being an old fart :D:D:D

I think Swonder67 is funny. :D

Hah, me too

Yes Snowder is funny

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
At what point in time did this post get jacked that we went from funniest AFer to bedsheets, pillows and creamy white substances.:confused:

I have to second this statement. Im frightened.

:bloated:

Originally posted by jay@af
I think Swonder67 is funny. :D

Thanks man, and now I'll keep up my end of the bargain... I'll send you the cash and the naked picture of me tomorrow.

Originally posted by Swonder67
the naked picture of me tomorrow.


Oh good lord, the horrible images in my mind.http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/bash.gif