damn right halarious!

hey guys just thought i would share this with u guys to see if u thought it was funny too. i went to one of my local shops, u know what im talkin about, the ones that thrive of selling wings, fog lights etc. anyways i noticed that a girl who was in the shop was driving a 200sx so i started talking to her about her car, mods and stuff. she was hot as hell so i figured she had no idea what she was talking about, i was right. she started going off about cam gears, (which i told her she dident have a timing belt and she argued she did) and the godzilla turbo she is gonna install soon on her almost stock 200sx motor. i asked her why she was gonna put that big a turbo on it, she said cause she would be pushing 700 hp TO THE WHEELS! i was like wow, and how long is that gonna take u to spool, like a month? :D anyways she also went on about her "imported projector headlights" which look cool but i cringed on how much she payed for em, almost 400 bucks. at this time i was about done talking to the girl and left the shop, and as i was driving away i noticed her walking out of the shop with one of those awsome custom red matrix oil caps. just thought id share a day in the life of a floridian import driver.

Red oil filler cap. MAn aren't those worth like 60hp to the wheels? Plus the wieght reduction. With these kinds of mods i don't see why see won't be able to push 700whp. Stupid girl. Yeah here in town we have a shop called APEX-R, i call it RAPE-X but its dyno proven that if you put one of there stickers on you car you get 30whp on a bad day and with tuning 65whp.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D Fucking ricers

Originally posted by 95flG20
she started going off about cam gears, (which i told her she dident have a timing belt and she argued she did)

is this the GA or SR engine that doesnt have the timing belt?

i think its both, i know atleast the SR20DE has a timing chain, im pritty damn sure the GA dosent either.

Speaking of bad rice....
Lincoln: What a luxury vehicle should be legally prevented from becoming. (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/020124_lincoln.htm)

The association of female drivers conducts their fist gathering with disasterous results! (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/020118_women.htm)
SHARK!! (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1200/120002_shark.htm)

The ultimate AMC SUV! (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/100027_ultimate_suv.htm)

The rare Nissan Sunny Type R! (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/100013_sunnyr.htm)

Not enough money to import directly from Japan? Use stickers! (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0700/070019_skyline_poser.htm)

SOLO Cup Co. enters automotive parts market (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/0700/070013_j30_custom.htm)

Instant disc brake conversion...only $4.95 (http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1199/images/wheel_fake_rotor.jpg)

The female Civic (http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49.htm)
Carriage Top Maxima (http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/1199/p29.htm)

Celebrity Pimp-Mobile (http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0100/p42.htm)


Nissan 200sx: Yellow Edition (http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/1199/p33.htm)

now that site is about the funnist crap ive ever seen!:D