Coma boy
crayzayjay
08-13-2004, 04:59 AM
A mother waited 41 days for her injured son to come out of a coma - only for him to tell her to 'f*** off'.
Joanne Hopkins leaned forward to hear son Joey whisper his first words since cheating death in a car smash.
But, instead of a touching exchange, the 22-year-old swore at her. Mrs Hopkins, 39, said she 'cried with relief'.
'He had been trying to speak but hadn't managed to get any words out,' she said.
'I said to the nurse, ¿I'll know when he's getting better because he'll swear at me¿ and at that moment he told me to ¿f*** off¿.'
She added: 'It was his way of telling me he was going to be OK.'
Builder Mr Hopkins suffered serious head injuries and a broken neck and back in the accident in Portsmouth in June.
He faces two years of rehabilitation but his mother is optimistic he will make a good recovery.
I'd have punched the little shit :icon16:
Joanne Hopkins leaned forward to hear son Joey whisper his first words since cheating death in a car smash.
But, instead of a touching exchange, the 22-year-old swore at her. Mrs Hopkins, 39, said she 'cried with relief'.
'He had been trying to speak but hadn't managed to get any words out,' she said.
'I said to the nurse, ¿I'll know when he's getting better because he'll swear at me¿ and at that moment he told me to ¿f*** off¿.'
She added: 'It was his way of telling me he was going to be OK.'
Builder Mr Hopkins suffered serious head injuries and a broken neck and back in the accident in Portsmouth in June.
He faces two years of rehabilitation but his mother is optimistic he will make a good recovery.
I'd have punched the little shit :icon16:
Jimster
08-13-2004, 05:05 AM
lol
"fuck off"
*WHACK*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"WHAT HAVE I DONE!"
lol, bloody Poms, I'm guessing :thefinger
"fuck off"
*WHACK*
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"WHAT HAVE I DONE!"
lol, bloody Poms, I'm guessing :thefinger
integra818
08-13-2004, 05:05 AM
Wait, I'm a little lost, telling her to fuck-off is his way of letting her know he's okay?!?
crayzayjay
08-13-2004, 05:06 AM
Well, he's a builder, and she was a mother at 17. Draw your own conclusions :D
SniperX13
08-13-2004, 07:00 AM
shit, if I woke up from a 41 day coma, I would be asking if the guy who hit me was dead, because after putting me in a coma, he better be :)
SeXy_AnGeL
08-13-2004, 11:01 AM
If my mother was standing next to me after I woke up from a 41 day coma, I'd tell her to fuck off first and formost
Karen512
08-13-2004, 11:26 AM
If my mother was standing next to me after I woke up from a 41 day coma, I'd tell her to fuck off first and formost
wow, if my mother was standing next to me when I woke out of a coma, I'd be happy she cared enough to be there waiting for me to wake up.
I love MY mom! :iceslolan
wow, if my mother was standing next to me when I woke out of a coma, I'd be happy she cared enough to be there waiting for me to wake up.
I love MY mom! :iceslolan
crayzayjay
08-13-2004, 11:27 AM
If my mother was standing next to me after I woke up from a 41 day coma, I'd tell her to fuck off first and formost
O....kay....
O....kay....
Karen512
08-13-2004, 11:29 AM
O....kay....
exactly...
whats going on with all the hostility towards parents??
exactly...
whats going on with all the hostility towards parents??
crayzayjay
08-13-2004, 11:36 AM
Didn't you know? Hating your parents is like, the coolest thing :iceslolan
Karen512
08-13-2004, 11:57 AM
Didn't you know? Hating your parents is like, the coolest thing :iceslolan
only when you are 16 :loser:
only when you are 16 :loser:
crayzayjay
08-13-2004, 12:02 PM
That's all well and good, but leave it in Stress Relief?
kthxbye
kthxbye
psychobadboy
08-13-2004, 01:33 PM
I think I would have put my kid back into a coma if I was the parent.
YogsVR4
08-13-2004, 01:46 PM
Either the guys an asshole or his mom was a bitch. I'm leaning towards him being an asshole.
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