5 reasons...

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5 reasons to keep coming back:

1. You still can't reverse park. Can you?
2. You drive like my Grandma
3. Your piece of crap is only held together by rust
4. We couldn't let our best customer go - your putting my second born through college. You could afford a Mercedes C Class from your tab here by now.
5. You have the luck of Murphy

:evillol:
Go for it...

3. Your piece of crap is only held together by rust



haha!

1) You chose to live in Italy, you dumbass.
2) You live by a Convent
3) Crap drivers like you are what keeps us afloat
4) You own a FIAT Uno and it needs it's monthly rust repair
5) You parked near a Volvo again, didn't you mate?

*Watches joke fly right over my head. :uhoh:

:rolleyes: F*cking Americans :thefinger

1/ Supermarket trundlers are magnetically attracted to new paint.
2/ That cheap knock-off veilside kit on your GXi won't go 2000kms without needing a whole heap of re-tightening.
3/ Doesn't matter how many times she reverses it out of the garage,she's still going to put that extra coat on the door frame.
4/ Face it,we have shares in the resealing industry.That's why you get so many stone chips.
5/ Yeah,the paint supplier sent the wrong shade,come back tomorrow and I promise it might be ready.