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goldz28
08-12-2004, 03:52 AM
You Know You're Driving A Camaro When...

1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions.
2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway?
3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!
4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street.
5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore.
6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way.
7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave!
8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride.
9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live.
10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you.
11. When you're checking your rearview mirror and notice a real cutie staring at your car but she can't catch up to wave hi.

DaMoNe6969
08-12-2004, 03:54 AM
mmm hooters

korndogg
08-12-2004, 03:54 AM
numbers 6, 10, and 11 happened to me today hahaha

Chevyracincamaro
08-12-2004, 09:53 AM
it's funny because it's true. ive experienced all of those...

yamahaboy
08-12-2004, 01:02 PM
1.You know your a camaro driver when your mom has an audi a6, and cant wait for me to get my camaro to race her.
2.When your dad asks "would you reather race the dragster or race/have a camaro" and you say camaro.
3.when your reading these fourms every day even know you dont have your permit for another 14 days.

NailZ69
08-12-2004, 01:07 PM
1.) when someone sign's the fucking title over to you~!!!

vettemaan
08-12-2004, 01:32 PM
mmm hooters
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Chevyracincamaro
08-12-2004, 01:50 PM
1.) when someone sign's the fucking title over to you~!!!

i dont quite get it...

korndogg
08-12-2004, 02:05 PM
you know your driving a camaro when someone signs the title to you.......cmon...u can put it in a sentance.. :)

Chevyracincamaro
08-12-2004, 02:24 PM
no really, is that what he meant? you are sitting there, telling me, that he meant what you just typed? as in, he was trying to make that very point that you just made apparent to me. i never, ever, in a million years, would have figured out, that he was trying to accomplish that concept...

korndogg
08-12-2004, 02:28 PM
:slap: smartass... im just givin u shit today thats all..

Chevyracincamaro
08-12-2004, 02:31 PM
haha, it's all good. hey i had to get you back for the ban request on the other thread...

-Jayson-
08-12-2004, 02:36 PM
you know you own a camaro when

1.) your mullet touches your shirt
2.) your house has wheels
3.) 2 of your kids arent even yours
4.) you fight with your neighbors everyday
5.) you think your V6 camaro is just as fast as the V8 and deserves as much respect.(i like the v8's)
6.) the highlight of your night is showing up at the McDonalds drive in to impress the girl at the window.
7.) The front end of your car looks like crap, but you wont fix it.

LOL ok im just kidding, i love the last gen of camaros they made with the V8's, those are sweet cars. But i hate all the white tailer trash that buys V6 camaros and think they are the shit caues it says camaro on it. I know my car isnt the fastest car or the most expensive, but then again i dont drive it like it is. . .

korndogg
08-12-2004, 02:38 PM
at least none of those are tru for me..heh

SMOKEY818
08-12-2004, 02:55 PM
You Know Your A Camaro Driver Everytime You Drive By Cars And You Set Their Alarms Off, I Love When That Happens I Think It's Pretty Funny

Chevyracincamaro
08-12-2004, 03:01 PM
you know you own a camaro when

1.) your mullet touches your shirt
2.) your house has wheels
3.) 2 of your kids arent even yours
4.) you fight with your neighbors everyday
5.) you think your V6 camaro is just as fast as the V8 and deserves as much respect.(i like the v8's)
6.) the highlight of your night is showing up at the McDonalds drive in to impress the girl at the window.
7.) The front end of your car looks like crap, but you wont fix it.

LOL ok im just kidding, i love the last gen of camaros they made with the V8's, those are sweet cars. But i hate all the white tailer trash that buys V6 camaros and think they are the shit caues it says camaro on it. I know my car isnt the fastest car or the most expensive, but then again i dont drive it like it is. . .

only below the mason-dixon...

SMOKEY818
08-12-2004, 03:05 PM
you know you own a camaro when

1.) your mullet touches your shirt
2.) your house has wheels
3.) 2 of your kids arent even yours
4.) you fight with your neighbors everyday
5.) you think your V6 camaro is just as fast as the V8 and deserves as much respect.(i like the v8's)
6.) the highlight of your night is showing up at the McDonalds drive in to impress the girl at the window.
7.) The front end of your car looks like crap, but you wont fix it.

LOL ok im just kidding, i love the last gen of camaros they made with the V8's, those are sweet cars. But i hate all the white tailer trash that buys V6 camaros and think they are the shit caues it says camaro on it. I know my car isnt the fastest car or the most expensive, but then again i dont drive it like it is. . .

I'M GUILTY OF #7 MY FRONT END IS FUCKED UP, I WANT TO FIX BUT THEN EVERYTIME I HIT A DIP I'M GLAD I DIDN'T I THINK I MIGHT JUST GET A BRA, I REALLY DON'T LIKE HOW THEY LOOK BUT FUCK IT'S CHEAPER TO BUY A BRA THAN IT IS TO KEEP BUYING A NEW SPOILER AND PAINTING IT.

boots03
08-13-2004, 03:37 AM
You know you drive a Camaro when the only car that can keep up with you, is the camaro cop car in your city:-D

Chevyracincamaro
08-13-2004, 10:17 AM
word...

nhstiger75
08-13-2004, 11:13 AM
You know you drive a Camaro when the mouthy kid in the heavily stickered Prelude stops saying that Chevy never made anything that could beat him.

LiquidSmooth
08-13-2004, 08:07 PM
what are stickers up to on civics now, 10 hp?

Chevyracincamaro
08-14-2004, 07:16 PM
it depends on how much primer is on the car. only the fenders is about 10, but if the whole front half is primer than its up around 12...

5 Point 7
08-14-2004, 07:53 PM
only below the mason-dixon...
PHEW!!! :uhoh: I missed it by about 1 1/2 mi. :rofl: AND WTF ARE YOU SMOKING?!? Primer + Sitckers is 30 to the WHEELS!! :smokin:

Cro
08-14-2004, 08:01 PM
this whole stickers adding power thing is really not funny anymore

5 Point 7
08-14-2004, 08:18 PM
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Has 40 Stickers

ridge_runner
08-14-2004, 08:27 PM
damn no wonder im so slow...... no stickers....shit!!!

korndogg
08-14-2004, 08:29 PM
i wanna look like im sponsered by everyone...you wont be able to see my paint..

Chevyracincamaro
08-14-2004, 09:22 PM
you guys got nothing on me, i dont put stickers on anymore, i paint stickers on...

korndogg
08-14-2004, 09:24 PM
that doesnt add anything though. the material of the stickers is what adds hp!!! duh!

Chevyracincamaro
08-14-2004, 09:24 PM
damn i knew i was doing something wrong, but i do have z-fenders!!!

5 Point 7
08-15-2004, 12:20 AM
No man he's right about the whole painting them on thing....that extra 1/2 mm smoothens the surface and let's the air glide for a better top speed. Oh, about 25 mph over stock btw.

korndogg
08-15-2004, 12:23 AM
You know your driving a Camaro when ridge runs by ur car and hits it with a sledge. Cause thats his instinct.

ridge_runner
08-15-2004, 12:44 AM
bahh you fucker

hellraiser319
08-15-2004, 01:47 AM
you know you have a red Camaro when
1. every cop in town looks at ya, flips on his k band radar (ka sometimes) and gives you the look.....
2. the neighbors call the cops on you when you drive up and down the street yet everyone else goes much faster
3. when you drive a lil compact car and go back to the Camaro and get nailed to the seat :D
4. you can do donuts in the parking lots with greatest of ease and all the ricers sit and make their pissed off weedwhackers scream in jealousy
5. someone else rumbles by and people look and dont care and when you pass by people look and give ya a "hell yeah"
6. cops patrol your workplace's parking lot because of all the suspicious burnouts....
7. you rev her up, and then you hear the sound of bees scattering, which is actually all the ricers going to hide

korndogg
08-15-2004, 01:51 AM
i took my car out today and a cop was goin the other way...he turned allll the way in his seat to look at my car. while he was doing this he almost rearended another car. and there were alot of people out on bikes today and all the harley guys (and theyre women) gave me the thumbs up...it was great

hellraiser319
08-15-2004, 01:55 AM
goin to court, and comin from it the last time also, i was goin down the road and i see these dodge intrepids and im thinkin who cares, and k goes off and i look and they state police. as soon as they see what i am they flip it on im gonna paint my car clear :D

Savage Messiah
08-15-2004, 01:57 AM
im gonna paint my car clear :D

HAHAHA
Gimme the paint when you're done with it.

korndogg
08-15-2004, 01:58 AM
what sucks about my two vehicles is that my camaro is red....and my truck had alotta chrome....both very bad for cops.

hellraiser319
08-15-2004, 02:28 AM
my dads red cavalier never gets checked out, my mom's firebird never gets checked out, maybe they addicted to red its like crack for the addicts :D

Genopsyde
08-15-2004, 02:38 AM
you know you're driving a camaro when your monthly insurance payment is like having a second mortgage.

korndogg
08-15-2004, 02:53 AM
mines only 350 a year........ :)

NINÅ
08-15-2004, 10:01 AM
Camaro fun money currently at - $75


Still only $75? You can clean my basement.

NailZ69
08-15-2004, 10:51 AM
since my new eng, my ins is went up thru the roof >_>

5 Point 7
08-15-2004, 10:57 AM
What kind of engine did you put in Nailz? I never tell the insurance NOTHING. My Insurance is ASTRONOMICAL already! :banghead: :banghead:

NailZ69
08-15-2004, 11:09 AM
lets just say its kinda obvious when i goto the ins cpny now :evillol: http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/190562neweng1.jpg

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/190562neweng2.jpg


http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/190562neweng3.jpg

:evillol: :ylsuper:

korndogg
08-15-2004, 12:35 PM
Still only $75? You can clean my basement.


I have more than that...i just havent updated it at all

ridge_runner
08-15-2004, 01:27 PM
well update it

ridge_runner
08-15-2004, 01:33 PM
lets just say its kinda obvious when i goto the ins cpny now :evillol:

lol... you should have said its just for looks and that it doesnt work

korndogg
08-15-2004, 01:37 PM
hahaha

LS1Killa225
08-15-2004, 03:14 PM
you know you're drivin a camaro when all see is my stangs tail lights

Savage Messiah
08-15-2004, 03:16 PM
you know you're driving a mustang when you say "damn, this is one powerful 4!"

DiabloGT
08-15-2004, 03:17 PM
you know you're drivin a camaro when all see is my stangs tail lights
you wish...

korndogg
08-15-2004, 03:30 PM
you know you're drivin a camaro when all see is my stangs tail lights

18 posts and already startin shit.

LS1Killa225
08-15-2004, 03:32 PM
no disrespect to camaro owners it's just the ones who like to rev there tiny v-6 engines at da redlights and get burned by every there are alot of quick camaros out there a few have birned me but not many so show me some respect

DiabloGT
08-15-2004, 03:39 PM
no disrespect to camaro owners it's just the ones who like to rev there tiny v-6 engines at da redlights and get burned by every there are alot of quick camaros out there a few have birned me but not many so show me some respect
then it aint me, cause i got 2 z28s not a tiny v6, ur acting like mustang engines are big, when they are 4.6liter not 5.7 like a camaro, cmon it has the same liters as my lincoln town car... how pathetic

Savage Messiah
08-15-2004, 03:51 PM
for the record
6ers are capable of burning others. And we could say the same of 6er stangs, don't get me started on them.

LS1Killa225
08-15-2004, 03:57 PM
ture 6cyl stangs are like saoccer mom cars to me it ain a stang if ain a V8 same with camaro's to if ain a V8 it ain a camaro

GTStang
08-15-2004, 04:33 PM
then it aint me, cause i got 2 z28s not a tiny v6, ur acting like mustang engines are big, when they are 4.6liter not 5.7 like a camaro, cmon it has the same liters as my lincoln town car... how pathetic

03-04 Cobra only have 4.6L, you think they'd look pathetic against your Z28's?

Savage Messiah
08-15-2004, 05:24 PM
So my car's not a camaro?
And GTStang, they're blown.

ridge_runner
08-15-2004, 05:52 PM
03-04 Cobra only have 4.6L, you think they'd look pathetic against your Z28's?

:iceslolan i can vouch for that.. lol

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