Revised RNC Schedule

Republican National Convention Schedule -- Revised, August 2004:

6:00pm - Opening prayer

6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer

6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers

6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon Mobil Corp.

7:00pm - Canonization of Ronald Reagan

7:15pm - Additional prayers of thanksgiving

7:30pm - Opening convention remarks by Halliburton CEO

8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Enron's Ken Lay

8:15pm - Additional opening remarks by Halliburton Company

8:30pm - Stoning of a hom.ose.x.ual person wishing to get married

8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO corporate titan Kaiser Permanente

9:00pm - Announcement of the invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBD)

9:15pm - Halliburton makes public contribution of $1.4 billion to Republican Party

10:00pm - V. P. Cheney addresses remarks to Ron Reagan, Jr. and tells him to go f*** himself.

10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Dernit, South Korea is our ally. My bad.")

10:45pm - Dancing around a golden calf idol

11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the hom.ose.xual wishing to get married

11:15pm - New forestry policy revealed to Party by Weyerhaeuser and International Paper

11:45pm - Thanking of God for his help electing G. W. Bush president

12:00m - Closing prayers and hymns (lasting until 2:00am)

2:00 am - Hookers and male wh.or.es ushered in for use by all remaining delegates

:lol:

LOL

The gay 1 is funny and the golf 1 too lol.

:lol2:

Sounds about right to me :lol2:

Yuck yuck yuck...... :icon16:

10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Dernit, South Korea is our ally. My bad.")
That one made me laugh :lol:

[/QUOTE]10:00pm - V. P. Cheney addresses remarks to Ron Reagan, Jr. and tells him to go f*** himself.
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Still the best 1 on there I think. Beside the richialistic stoneing. :icon16:

:rofl: Now thats a night ofm partying!!!

wonder what his daughters are doing lol. Richualistic Dr^gs!

Well the actual thing happened last night here in NYC and I am happy to report they held true to their revised schedule. :lol:

TS out (in fox hole, safe from republican bashlash)