Aussie/NZ Dudes...

WTF is a bogan? Im guessing its someone that is undesirable who likes V8 Falcadores...which is bad...cuz I like them and I dont wanna be a bogan :(

bogan, falcadores?
What planet are you from dude?
:lol:

A bogan is like a westie. Has a mullet hair cut, drinks a lot of domestic beer etc. Similar to a 'Southern Redneck'.

And you can all fuck off because I'm driving a Falcon at the moment. :thefinger

Oz nailed it. They also wear black, have shaved heads, and wear metallica and slayer t shirts.

Most likely seen in a white ford falcon, 1987ish model with a great big FORD banner across the window and cut springs. Any car that has less than 8 cylinders is not a real car.

Only 6cyl for my Falcon of Doom. 4.1 litres of pain.

Hmmmmmm same motor I had in my Aussie-assembled Cortina.....several different ones,actually.

To think that 15 years ago I paid more for a 10 year old Cortina than I paid last month for a 10 year old Skyline....

why do u guys call the trunk of your car a boot?

Naki - Major ouch! The fucker has no throttle response (damn carbies), but put the boot in hard enough and it moves. Maybe something to do with the lazy torque converter too.

Hyatus - you've got it the wrong way around. Why the fuck is it a trunk? They're usually found on elephants mate.

bogan- another term for white trash...those that can afford one - drive a falcodore, those that can't drive mazda 323 wagons :D

yup,send the motor a postcard when you plan to overtake anything,and don't forget to switch off while refueling,otherwise the pump won't be able to keep up.Another handy hint,Wynns For Oil will not help, unless you put 2 bottles in and sell the fucker quick.

Other than that,the bogan box sounds like a useful town car.don't forget to get the fluffy dice and the Maccas drivethru VIP sticker.

bogan- another term for white trash...those that can afford one - drive a falcodore, those that can't drive mazda 323 wagons :D
Actually, the correct "Bougan in training" car is a 1984 Ford Laser painted poo-brown.


Driving a late model Falcon/Commodore is fun if you like watching people quickly slow down to 110 km/h as you approach them on the motorway. XR6's/XR8's/SS' are driven by businessmen remembering the days when they took the old mans brand-new HQ Holden out and did wheelies.

yup,send the motor a postcard when you plan to overtake anything,and don't forget to switch off while refueling,otherwise the pump won't be able to keep up.Another handy hint,Wynns For Oil will not help, unless you put 2 bottles in and sell the fucker quick.

Other than that,the bogan box sounds like a useful town car.don't forget to get the fluffy dice and the Maccas drivethru VIP sticker.
Spot on mate. The amount of unconsumed McDonalds in the car when purchased from Campbelltown was amazing! 2 full vacuum cleaner bags of it. I have entire collections of happy meal toy sets to put on ebay and get the $250 I spent on the car back :D

Naki - Major ouch! The fucker has no throttle response (damn carbies), but put the boot in hard enough and it moves. Maybe something to do with the lazy torque converter too.

Hyatus - you've got it the wrong way around. Why the fuck is it a trunk? They're usually found on elephants mate.

but boots go on your feet. never mind i'm an idiot

No, that's a pair of boots. Get it right:thumbsup:

Actually, the correct "Bougan in training" car is a 1984 Ford Laser painted poo-brown.




:uhoh:

trunk. because back in the day, large suitcases, or big boxes that you put shit in, were called 'trunks'. the 'trunk' of a car is a big box that you put shit in, only it's attached to the car.

now explain 'boot' to me. do you weirdos keep shit in your boots? :screwy:

and what about 'bonnet'? isn't that a hat that a baby wears? :uhoh:

Oz: president of the League of Extrordinary Bogans of AF. :p

bogan- another term for white trash...those that can afford one - drive a falcodore, those that can't drive mazda 323 wagons :D

Or a DX corolla :D (if they can afford it, it has a 13b in it)

trunk. because back in the day, large suitcases, or big boxes that you put shit in, were called 'trunks'. the 'trunk' of a car is a big box that you put shit in, only it's attached to the car.

now explain 'boot' to me. do you weirdos keep shit in your boots? :screwy:

and what about 'bonnet'? isn't that a hat that a baby wears? :uhoh:

Oz: president of the League of Extrordinary Bogans of AF. :p
Boot, becuase putting the 'boot' in was pressing the accelerator. And nearly all cars >20 years ago were RWD, the power came from the 'boot'.

What are we talking aboot?

Eh?

boot..corruption of Frech word,'boite',or box.......

boot..corruption of Frech word,'boite',or box.......

Is that right, EH?

Oz nailed it. They also wear black, have shaved heads, and wear metallica and slayer t shirts.

Most likely seen in a white ford falcon, 1987ish model with a great big FORD banner across the window and cut springs. Any car that has less than 8 cylinders is not a real car.


I wear Metallica and Slayer T-Shirts, and I'm not a bogan :(


Bogans are awesome, Reg Regan is a bogan.

Bogans are awesome, Reg Regan is a bogan.


OH I LOVE REG! He's so dreamy.

I wear Metallica and Slayer T-Shirts, and I'm not a bogan :(


Bogans are awesome, Reg Regan is a bogan.
Pfft, yes you are. :thefinger

OH I LOVE REG! He's so dreamy.



haha, BRING BACK THE BIFF!!!!!

When the words "Typical Aussie" are mentioned, I automatically think of Reg :D

Hey Oz, if I cut my hair into a mullet, and start wearing football uniforms, THEN I'll be a bogan :D :smokin:

Don't forget the mandatory can of VB/XXXX

:thumbsup:

Sheila's piss mate. Get some Bundy indiya.

Don't forget the mandatory can of VB/XXXX


Ppfft, This Aussie doesn't like canned VB. And XXXX is water with camel piss in it.

Carlton Draught all teh way!

Althought I was just drinking Stella Artois.

:1: Carlton Draught on tap is my drop (when I'm taking a break from Guiness).

Ppfft, This Aussie doesn't like canned VB. And XXXX is water with camel piss in it.

Carlton Draught all teh way!

Althought I was just drinking Stella Artois.
If Bougans don't drink cheap Aussie beer, then who the hell does?


Students, probably. Damn, just answered my own question.

:1: Carlton Draught on tap is my drop (when I'm taking a break from Guiness).


Amen.

Uni doesn't Carlton Draught on tap, so I take Tooheys Old (Black Ale) or VB.

Guinness is 4 bucks a scooner, expensive....


If Bougans don't drink cheap Aussie beer, then who the hell does?


Students, probably. Damn, just answered my own question.

Students will drink anything with alcohol in it. The typical beer drinking student will drink VB, Carlton Cold - Draught, KilKenny, Stella Artois, Tooheys New, and sometimes Fosters. I haven't seen any other cans/bottles lying around campus other than these (but that doesn't mean they don't have other shit!) The chicks like to hit the mixed Liquors, and Spirits.

I have a mate who loves beer, and he doesn't like beer on tap :wtf:

haha, BRING BACK THE BIFF!!!!!

When the words "Typical Aussie" are mentioned, I automatically think of Reg :D



That happens when I think of "sexiest man alive" (besides Jesse James of course). He's the only reason I watch that show besides that GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE game. Best thing to come out of Australia.