Word Meanings
tonioseven
08-09-2004, 07:16 PM
READ SLOWLY----IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets !
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets !
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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eithet
08-09-2004, 07:19 PM
Those are friggin hilarious..
Raz_Kaz
08-09-2004, 07:20 PM
:lol2: Funny
Damien
08-10-2004, 03:20 AM
Heard it, did it 2 years ago in class and actually made up the samething for most of those! Still good :grinno:
Fosteoperosis: Australian for osteoperosis
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
^Yes, that would be the French *shakes head*
Fosteoperosis: Australian for osteoperosis
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
^Yes, that would be the French *shakes head*
Jimster
08-10-2004, 03:26 AM
LOL! :rofl:
Jimster
08-10-2004, 03:32 AM
LOL! :rofl:
2Slow4U_Noob
08-10-2004, 10:11 AM
hehe i love clever jokes
Haibane
08-10-2004, 10:14 AM
funny stuff... Good one
psychobadboy
08-10-2004, 10:45 AM
Cleaver :sunglasse
mike@af
08-10-2004, 05:33 PM
Im going to take this to my Lit teacher tomorrow.
FireBball972
08-10-2004, 05:44 PM
you have to think a little about each one, but those are really good :sunglasse
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