A letter for the employees...
tonioseven
08-09-2004, 02:13 PM
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some Individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language
will be no longer been tolerated. We do however,realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases
has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD : She's a ball-busting bitch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh--ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a s--t.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This s--t won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat s--t and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
Thank You, Human Resources
It has been brought to management's attention that some Individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language
will be no longer been tolerated. We do however,realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases
has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD : She's a ball-busting bitch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh--ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a s--t.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This s--t won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat s--t and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
Thank You, Human Resources
Raz_Kaz
08-09-2004, 02:25 PM
:rofl: hahahahah funny HR
Andydg
08-09-2004, 02:32 PM
Hahaha!!!
Jet-Lee
08-09-2004, 02:55 PM
*Printed out - Stuck on door*
:rofl:
:rofl:
Shortbus
08-09-2004, 03:04 PM
Lol
kittedb18bt
08-09-2004, 03:04 PM
reading this while at work makes it all the better.
YogsVR4
08-09-2004, 03:49 PM
One of the best things ever posted on the bulletin board :lol2:
FireBball972
08-09-2004, 04:17 PM
hahaha, great stuff :lol:
PunkAlex
08-09-2004, 05:46 PM
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat s--t and die.
HA HA HA HA that was by far the best one
INSTEAD OF: Eat s--t and die.
HA HA HA HA that was by far the best one
Oz
08-09-2004, 06:19 PM
:lol2:
Jm93
08-10-2004, 12:26 AM
LOL awesome
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