good joke
Jet-Lee
08-09-2004, 01:06 PM
Surprise the Wife
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
Raz_Kaz
08-09-2004, 01:11 PM
:lol2: funny, but doesnt it only work when he says it?
lamehonda
08-09-2004, 01:30 PM
:owned:
Raz sees everything
Raz sees everything
2Slow4U_Noob
08-09-2004, 03:47 PM
hahaha took me a second to get it..thought u didnt finish the post..but thats hilarious..also the witch doctor said it only works once a yr..then later says it wont work for another 3 months..hmmmm im not sure if this is a true story???
STINKINLINCOLN
08-09-2004, 04:56 PM
good point raz
Jm93
08-10-2004, 01:28 AM
damnit Raz, ruining it for everyone!
;-)
;-)
Chavez408
08-10-2004, 01:39 AM
Damn, someone bann this whore...and I do mean that as postwhore :D :thumbsup: DSM owneds joo!
psychobadboy
08-10-2004, 02:01 AM
Dammit Raz! :twak:
:p
Funny joke, btw.
(post 1000...yay)
:p
Funny joke, btw.
(post 1000...yay)
jcz1987
08-10-2004, 02:03 AM
AHH! Raz caught it! Its still funny though! :lol:
eversio11
08-10-2004, 02:23 AM
I will admit - took me a second to catch it :p
Damien
08-10-2004, 02:31 AM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Damn you Raz!!! Here's one for AF :nutkick: <-- raz
Damn you Raz!!! Here's one for AF :nutkick: <-- raz
Sean
08-10-2004, 04:20 AM
A great joke!
crayzayjay
08-10-2004, 04:42 AM
hahahahahahahahah... :rofl:
Haibane
08-10-2004, 09:49 AM
Pretty funny
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