Some good reasons for being a guy!

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

That's really good!!!!!!1:finger:

Ah yes! I think I can relate to those!

They are all so TRUE !!!! :D

Thank you, Thaannk yoouuu!!

I will be making posts here and then about the great things that make being a man, just totally reeking of awesomeness!!!:D :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Thank you, Thaannk yoouuu!!

I will be making posts here and then about the great things that make being a man, just totally reeking of awesomeness!!!:D :D

nothing like blowing ones own trumpet i guess:rolleyes: :finger:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

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Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...

I recently learned for myself how true these two are. Awesome!!! :D :) ;)

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:frog:

Thanks!

Not to suggest that I didn't like you before (because I really did), but I'm starting to really like you man.
Rock on brother!! :D

Originally posted by JD@af
Not to suggest that I didn't like you before (because I really did), but I'm starting to really like you man.
Rock on brother!! :D

PLEASE....Dont encourage him any more :devil: :devil: :D

Originally posted by JD@af
Not to suggest that I didn't like you before (because I really did), but I'm starting to really like you man.
Rock on brother!! :D


Originally posted by Primera man
PLEASE....Dont encourage him any more


TOO LATE!!!!:devil:


Thanks JD, always a pleasure to keep my fellow bretheran laughing or cursing:hehe:


As for you primera, I got something for ya!!:devil: Muahahaha!!!

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

as for you primera, I got something for ya!!:devil: Muahahaha!!!

Some cold ones !!:D :D

I always thought that this guy was:finger: flicking someone off, not giving a number one...oh, yeah, LOL, all of those things are true:D

VERY NICE!!

HAHAHAHA, that's perfect, thankyou!

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Peace. :sun:

Originally posted by primera man
They are all so TRUE !!!! :D
Yup, I agree! So0o0o0o true... :hehe:

I wonder if there is a guide to crotch adjustment. I was at a party once where this was the topic of the evening.

LOL those were great, printed them out now where to stick them so everybody sees;) oh uh like only 2 more posts to go

the orgasms part is very nice

i say we add more to that list cuz theres so much more... like....

Have all the sex you want and not be called a slut
Dont need to hide your farts

i think everyone should add one!:p

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.




THE FUNNIEST!!!!!!!1

:D That's some great stuff you got there man keep it up.

DAMN YOUR ARE THAT MOTHERF**KIN BOMB:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

damn everyone.... relax, its not like he made these up himself :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
man those things are so true it rules to be a man!:devil: