Famlay!!!

Well I need to vent a bit.


Alright, I cannot stand fucking annoying, screaming children! I have about 25 people at my house right now (which is not even near the amount of guests coming) for this little get together on behalf of my birthday. This is all nice but the kids need to die :angryfire

Those fucking annoying demons do not sleep, they go to bed at 3 in the morning and are up at 5. Apparently those 2 hours of rest gives them enough energy to bug the hell out of me for the rest of the day. I have a hard time going to bed over these fucking children screaming and fighting, and then the little bastards wake me up early in the morning for the same reasons.

I feel like beating the living shit out of all of them with a bat and icking them across the room next time any of them open their goddamn mouth



rant over.

i think u need to hear some dead baby jokes

Whats red and silver and bumps into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes

Whats brown and scracthes at the glass? Baby in the microwave

hye our families sound alike

Posted by Hyatus

I think u need to hear some dead baby jokes...Whats red and silver and bumps into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes...Whats brown and scracthes at the glass? Baby in the microwave

That's disturbing. Sorry, i've never heard a 'dead baby joke' before.


Now, Raz, i believe i can return the favor that you gave me when i needed to vent a little. I had this emailed to me this morning, and thought you could use it more than i could today! Hope your weekend perks up my friend, enjoy!

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity. The water is crystal clear.

You can easily make out the face of the persons whose heads you're
holding under the water. Look, It's the persons who caused you all this stress in the first place. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop... back under they go... You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now, feeling better?

- Author Unknown

/\ HAHAHAHA, thanks man, needed a good laugh today....Im actually happy to get to work, stupid ppl calling in cheer me up (read my sig)

but it's almost home time, hopefully the cousin I want to come will show up this year and make it almost bearable.

PS, lots of food, will kkeep me full and passed out during weekend :thumbsup:

I have that problem with the kids on one side of my family.

I find stadning over them, all staunch, and saying

"I'm gonna smack your head in, boy" (say it like a Maori) works a treat :D

yes, I do SO hate little kids. they get on my nerves, even when they're not particularly annoying. just, they bug me......ugh........

when ur smashin em with the bat Play "Beat on The Brat" by the Ramones

Didn't you have your birthday the other day and now you are having the party. Tell them kids the party was the other day.

I blame the parents for letting their kids run around and acting crazy. Have a beer and ignore them.

Work with the kids. Make up a fake scavenger hunt outside or something. Kids loooove games. :D

Work with the kids. Make up a fake scavenger hunt outside or something. Kids loooove games. :D
"Hey kids! Go search in the fridge for a beer then bring it to me."

I had that same problem about a month ago so I tried to ignore the ones that pissed me off, I ended up getting punched in the lower back by a 6 year old. He hit me with a wooden hammer too and kicked me like 326326362 times, his mom saw and did nothing. LUCKILY FOR HIM I CAN CONTROL MYSELF :mad:

Just remember, we were the same way when we were kids, whether we want to admit it or not.

Patience is a virture!


/\ HAHAHAHA, thanks man, needed a good laugh today....Im actually happy to get to work, stupid ppl calling in cheer me up (read my sig)

You're welcome sir, and i saw the comments... refer to 'Spitting Nails', hahaha!

Well I finally had the chance to get away from people for a good hour (this is why im posting)

Anyways, I got 1000$ USD from ma dad, numerous watches, clothes and other things. That was the good part, but the elders partied like carzy (10 people managed to finish off a good 500$ of liquor in one night). No sleep and I gotta work tomorrow, ah well

Nice present from parents.
BTW Are the kids still bugging you. If so, You can give them chocolate (ex-lax).:evillol:

Atleast you don't got the curious ones. They feel everytime you go to the bathroom they need to join you by unlocking the door and say "AHAHA I see your dingalong" :screwy: . Man I was never like that I only kicked people that were mean.

Yea they still bugging me, but the numbers cut down so it isnt that bad now. Yea theres one freaky kid who stares and never speaks a word :screwy:

Yea they still bugging me, but the numbers cut down so it isnt that bad now. Yea theres one freaky kid who stares and never speaks a word :screwy:
oh man, you always get that scary, mentally disturbed kid. someday you know hes gonna grow up to be a psycho.

His name wouldn't be Chucky by any chance?

if so, run dude run.:lol:

No, but he looks like a fucking alien. Fucking bastard annoys me when he cries too, and laughs like a freak....help

lmfao, how old are these kids?!

Can you say GARAGE !!!!!

I can't stand fucking screaming kids either (or their ignorant fucking parents !!) Sometimes the parents are the worst, allowing their kids to do shit at someone else's house that they would never allow at their own house.
Everyone in my family knows the rules when they come to my house. MY HOUSE, MY RULES !!!!
If the kids are acting up the parents get told not the kids. I am not in good standing with my in-laws for that, but FUCK THEM ... MY HOUSE, MY RULES!!!
When I know they are coming, I go to the garage and do something that could harm them if not protected (i usually cut, grind or weld something). Their parents won't let them come in the garage when I work.
There has to be something you can do to your vehicule when everyone gets on your case.

The ages of the children vary from 2 months to 16 years old. Yea, well I come to work everyday and dont get home till 7, usually Id go to the gym but the no sleep thing is killing me. I dont blame the parents, the kids are somewhat normal when not grouped together in a heard.

I LOVE DEAD BABY JOKES!!!

Whats Blue and rolls around in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag.

Whats more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Peeling them off.

Whats red and white and sits in a high chair? A baby eating razor blades.

Whats more disgusting than a pile of dead babies? The one on the bottom is still alive. Whats more digusting than the one on the bottom still alive? Its eating its way out.

What has one leg, 1 arm, and is missing half its skin? A baby hit by a street cleaner.

If you drop a baby and a bowling ball from the empire state building at the same time which one will hit the ground first? Does it matter?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume.

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off its head.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats purple, covered with pus and spueals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why do you put a baby in the bleender feet first? so you can see the expression on its face.

LOL those jokes are so sick. . .

The jokes really are sick...

lol I wouldnt think the 13-16 would bother unless there those kinda weird ones that get too exicted and play pokemon. Yes Im 15 but I have too many cousins like that and too make them shut up is just punch them and let them know how to respect the household of the family :evillol:

oo oo I got an Idea (i kno it has been used b4 but it ties in soo well cant you feel the enthusiasm :grinno:) http://forum.e46fanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=47274&stc=1

I think i'm going to cry........in laughter.......

Hehe :grinno:

OH .. That one is GOOOOOD !!!!!

Just spit up my coffee from laughing so much !!!!

Hey jcsaleen ... you gotta add that one to the "Children Free Resturants" thread.
There are a few in there that would love it (and a few that would hate it !!!!!!!!!)

Oh god people would hate me so much for lol :evillol: