Love

It's something I want.

I have never truely loved someone before but I know the exact feeling that I am looking for. I once had a dream that I was with a woman and I was laying down bracing her and I hadn't a care in the world. The presence was totally unsexual but the feeling of love rocked me so hard I felt it as I woke up and throughout the rest of the day as a burn in my gut that kept me asking where is my love in this world.

Each incident of love in a movie or a song or between a couple on the street is a nail in my chest. I want a love of my own. Now I know the day will come eventually come and that I'm still young, but I want someone to come into my life that I will absolutely stunning in my eyes that I could just BE with.

There are lots of girls that have passed before my eyes, but no girl I have ever seen or talked to has grabbed my heart, my attention, or my love. It seems like everyone is attracted to the opposite sex for only one obvious reason. I think most of my friends don't even know what love really is or have ever experienced it themselves. Well neither me, technically, except in a dream.

But even if I had only experienced it in a dream, I honestly feel like there is someone out there who cares for me but has not showed up in my life yet.

I just wish I could be with someone. Knowing now that my whole life I have been missing something really important. I realize now that I need love in my life more than ever. Without love... I would never feel complete.

This is a difficult subject for me for I never talk about love.

It just feels better to type it all out.

Any comments concerning love?

ill comment.

Love is a good thing, but it can make your life a living hell. want proof? look at 90% of the posts in stress release here. i think a healthy Sex only relationship would be plenty fine for me, less problems, more fun!

unfortinetley, women dont seem to see it that way.

Love sucks.















True love swallows.

hahahahahahaha, yeah, love sucks.

hey homie, your 17, go party and screw girls brains out, have fun, the girl your supposed to spend the rest of your life with will come around eventually. Just cuz you want her now, wont get her to you any quicker...

In all honesty I used to think love sucked too, when you really love someone you wont feel that way ever again. I found someone whom I have very stong feeling for and she totally changed me for the better. When you find that person, youll change too. Since your 17 im going to asume when it comes to women you only really have one thing on your mind, sex. sure you may feel other things but a great deal of it is sex. Love and sex are often confused. I dont want you scare you but when you meet someone you really love you wont think about sex as much, insted you will be thinking about just being with her, sure sex will still be on your mind just in a different way, its hard to explain. IMO its better to stop fussing over finding that special person, its when your not looking that you find them. Just keep your head up and im sure the right one will come along

Well you can't assume that he's naive about love because he's 17...there was one girl who I really loved at the age of 17 & 18, and sex wasn't the only thing in my mind. Love truly is a wonderful thing. Take your time and look around...love just doesn't happen overnight with just anyone (and I don't mean "overnight" in the way y'all are thinking...I'm talking in a figurative sense).

But you've got to know that love doesn't come without hurt. I've been bitten in the ass by love a couple times before, and I'm gonna be honest: it hurts real bad. But even after going through that, I still don't think love sucks.

Maybe you want love...but the one question I pose for you is this: Are you ready for it?

In life it comes and it goes. I'm 29. I've been with a few women over the years. I got married at 25. Still too young to know what I really wanted. But, yes it is an almost indescribible feeling. Alas, all good things must come to an end. But, like alot of people have already said, don't go looking. Because it will elude you. Concentrate on other aspects of life. Then it will probably fall in your lap.

Well you can't assume that he's naive about love because he's 17...there was one girl who I really loved at the age of 17 & 18, and sex wasn't the only thing in my mind.
Im not assuming he is,just trying to make a point that love and sex can easily be confused, just like infatuation and love.

I know what love is. It has nothing to do with sex. They are totally unrelated except that some people think they are.

I know what love is. It has nothing to do with sex. They are totally unrelated except that some people think they are.

good point man.


well not having love sucks, but wait till you end up like me.

I found the perfect girl, I even thought I was the perfect guy for her. I fell in love with her, but she doesn't have feelings for me, so now we are just really good friends... at this point I want to hate her so bad, but I can't because I love her too much, and it hurts to talk to her or hang out with her cuz it just pushes the fact that I want her so bad and can't have her, yet I wouldn't give up spending time with her for anything in the world, no matter how bad it hurts...

honestly, I'm not sure if I'm glad to have love anymore or not... its got its ups and downs

Love is something that no one can explain, it just happens. I never saw myself loving someone, then one day I up and told a girl I loved her, because I truly do. I don't know what it is, but I love being around her, and everything about her.

My point is, when it's time for love to come your way, you won't be expecting it, because it's something that no one ever expects. It will hit like a ton of bricks and leave you sitting there thinking "wow, I'm in love".

great posts guys. i am learning a whole lot here. i am 21 and have never been on a date. most of my friends think that is hilarious.

well, tomorrow is friday. maybe some of us will find that "bed" love. he he.

I'm 19 and I've never dated either. I love my truck a whole bunch though.

Here it is. You may just fall in love. You may just not.

It's a game of chances.

You may fall in love and be hurt. Anything that doesn't kill you, will only make you stronger. Or bitter. So then you suck it up and drive on.

I've had a dream similar to the one you have had. I woke up and was totally floored by that emotion. Even thought the situation is not real, the emotion is. I've had a dream where I got kicked in the nuts and it HURT even thought they were nice and safe in real life. It's good that you had that emotion (love, not nut crunching) in a dream first, before you get married to someone you think you love, but actually do not.

If your looking for love, look close to home. My girlfriend was my friend for about 7 years before she was my girl. A boy do I love her, she's great. do the research, 95% of long term, marriage type relationship's are with people who they have known most of their lives. So don't go looking in some bar, look at people you've known a long time. JMO

If your looking for love, look close to home. do the research, 95% of long term, marriage type relationship's are with people who they have known most of their lives.



And look how well it works for rednecks :icon16:

And look how well it works for rednecks :icon16:

Funny, Nutrino got jokes. That's not what I mean and you know it. good joke though

Funny, Nutrino got jokes. That's not what I mean and you know it. good joke though


I know...I just could not help it. i had to make the joke

Just be aware love its something like this:


Lets say you are in a war against women and you are in a trench with your unit(best buddies). Love is like putting an orange scarf on your head and sticking it out of the trench.




So remember be careful because there is a very good chance of being shot down.

Or every month have an artillery barrage fire at you.

Or every month have an artillery barrage fire at you.
You want a barrage? Go ahead and say that to the woman in your life...............Go ahead, I dare you! :iceslolan

I don't have one.

I have dodged the bullet for the moment :D

A war zone eh? Well this soldiers ready.

Love like life is so full of ups and down. There are goods and bad times. It just gets harder and harder. One never looks for love, it just comes unexpected. When you least expect it it smacks you like a ton of bricks. I too had a similar dream when I was younger. It was then that I started looking and found out that most of the time it finds you. Love comes in pairs and once you find the one you truly love the other person has to feel the same. When they don't it sucks and heart breaking. A true life partner (assuming you want the one you fall in love with to be with you all your life) is one that you can communicate with. Communication is the key in relationships and knowing your partners thoughts as well as your own is a great benefit in any relationship. True in every partnership there are arguements etc but most are overcome and reconciling is great (extra sex). :naughty: For most men true love is being with the person and having lots of sex, for the women it usually the other way. Coming to a comprimize is I think the best. Thats what true love is in my opinion. To define love, well thats close to impossible, but you will know it when it happens. Your heart pounds, you start to sweat, you think of the person throughout the day. You do a ongoing routine and when the person is not there you feel empty, like something is not right. Its a great feeling to be lin love, but getting there is at times, hard. I am sure you will, most everyone does. Some choose to hold on to it and others let it slip through their fingers.

TS out

good point man.


well not having love sucks, but wait till you end up like me.

I found the perfect girl, I even thought I was the perfect guy for her. I fell in love with her, but she doesn't have feelings for me, so now we are just really good friends... at this point I want to hate her so bad, but I can't because I love her too much, and it hurts to talk to her or hang out with her cuz it just pushes the fact that I want her so bad and can't have her, yet I wouldn't give up spending time with her for anything in the world, no matter how bad it hurts...

honestly, I'm not sure if I'm glad to have love anymore or not... its got its ups and downs


OMG!! I know exactly what you're talking about. I went out with my best friend of about 9 years. We dated for almost 2 years but then we broke up. We still have the same feelings for each other and it hurts really bad to hang out because you wanna drift back into the mindset that you're together again... except you aren't. And when you realize that, it's an overwhelming feeling of hate, fear, pain and sadness. So i totally understand where you're coming from. And love totally does suck. Like for example: my best friend had known this guy for a year and then they started going out. They dated for almost two years and they were perfect for each other. You could just see them both glow when they were around each other, and the look in their eyes was awesome, you could just tell they were in love. They had just gotten engaged and then one day they decided to go swimming with their dog. Well he drowned that day. He had a seizure and drowned. And when she called me and told me that, it didn't really even hit me (and he thought of me as his little sister, and he was my big bother), i was so worried about what she was gonna do with out him. And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks like an hour later. There's nothing worse than finding love and then have it taken away from you. So a bit of advice for 96civ... make SURE that you are ready before you even look for it. It's a wonderful thing to have but just prepare yourself for the pain if it doesn't work out. It's one of the worst feelings in the world- personally, i would rather have the most excrutiating physical pain than experience the emotional pain of loss of love again. And another thing, don't look for it, true love will find you. Good luck!

Love...love. Contrary to what males may think, love isnt about sex and beer. Heres something that holds true to a lot of guys: "Those that say sex is better than love have never been in love".



I know the feeling. Love will drive you nuts. A girl I have known for a little more than two years, we always had an eye on each other. February 14 it started to turn more than just being friends, we werent dating yet but we were flirting like hell. She was still going out with another guy I know, and had been for about a year or two. The flirting got more and more serious. Soon after, May 24 I got her number. I called, called, called, called, called...never heard from her. We still called each other Boyfriend/girlfriend at the time.

Then one day I was talking to her, "My boyfriend"...hold on, what "boyfriend", who else is there? Believe me, that shattered my heart into a billion tiny pieces. I dont know what happened, what I did.

That happened about 2 months ago. I can still recall, vividly, every single waking second I spent with her. I see her about 2-3 times a week. Except the past month I hadnt seen her all but maybe 3 times, I got real busy with work. I saw her tonight, damn...
...she looked like an angel floating on air. I know I should "move on" but Im stuck in a rut. I have been looking around for other girls, I dont feel the connection; and I know this is going to sound shallow, but ever since her, no girl has been beautiful enough (no not hot, theres a difference). I still think she is the most beautiful person I have ever met/seen.

Feels good to get that out.

mike man, i know how that is, i went thru that one last year

OMG!! I know exactly what you're talking about. I went out with my best friend of about 9 years. We dated for almost 2 years but then we broke up. We still have the same feelings for each other and it hurts really bad to hang out because you wanna drift back into the mindset that you're together again... except you aren't. And when you realize that, it's an overwhelming feeling of hate, fear, pain and sadness. So i totally understand where you're coming from. And love totally does suck. Like for example: my best friend had known this guy for a year and then they started going out. They dated for almost two years and they were perfect for each other. You could just see them both glow when they were around each other, and the look in their eyes was awesome, you could just tell they were in love. They had just gotten engaged and then one day they decided to go swimming with their dog. Well he drowned that day. He had a seizure and drowned. And when she called me and told me that, it didn't really even hit me (and he thought of me as his little sister, and he was my big bother), i was so worried about what she was gonna do with out him. And then it just hit me like a ton of bricks like an hour later. There's nothing worse than finding love and then have it taken away from you. So a bit of advice for 96civ... make SURE that you are ready before you even look for it. It's a wonderful thing to have but just prepare yourself for the pain if it doesn't work out. It's one of the worst feelings in the world- personally, i would rather have the most excrutiating physical pain than experience the emotional pain of loss of love again. And another thing, don't look for it, true love will find you. Good luck!

its always nice to know someone knows how you feel... thanks for the story, it got me thinking

TRUE LOVE IS GREAT I HAVE IT ITS THE BEST IN THE WORLD HANG IN THERhttp://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/215930SHELLYS_PIC_012-med.jpgE AND YOU WILL FIND IT :naughty:

probably 10% if that of all couples that meet and date in high school, get married and STAY married for the rest of their years. Im 17, ive dated about 10 women. I was in love with 2 of them. The first one ruined my freindship with my best friend, she was my bestfriend and vis versa. My girlfriend that im dating right now is amazing, she just blows my mind on how much she cares and loves me. I cant wait to see her, like right now all i want to do is be with her. It feels good to be with another women who cares like she does. We are both only 17 but are keeping it together like a married couple. Cause relationships take work, and not from one person. Sex hasnt even come up in our relationship, shes saving herself till her wedding day. Ive cooked probly 20 meals for her. She cant cook worth crap, but lucky i can cook very well, so it all works out.

i found that not looking for love is when you will find it. I was like you in high school, i wanted someone to truely care for me and that i could truely care for as well. But high school just isnt the time for it, theirs to many people in your relationship to make it work, to many people talking and saying shit. So i stopped looking, then about a year or so after i graduated this new girl started at my work. I didnt think much of her, she was pretty and nice, but thats kinda where it stopped. Well i didnt know how much she wanted me, well after time we sorta just grew on eachother and then one day she actually asked me out, and even then i was alittle hesitant, i was 19 and she was 17, so their was a bit of an age difference, but i said ok anways. And boy what a difference that has made in my life.

But trust me love is blind, its not something you can go looking for, its something that will come to you when you least expect it.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

I hate this song...

/\ I like that song, night at the Roxbury was a good movie.


Anyways, Id put my 2 cents into "love" and all that, but there isnt enough time for now...

gee never knew you guys be softies, especially when strangling each other with deep car debates.

anyway, take it from an almost 20 year old:

love F*cking sucks. even if you don't have sex in mind. so realize it and keep sex only in mind from now on if you must have excitement. no offense, but women are cruel, even the completely goody-two-shoe types. love is an ill-feeling and emotion. like hemorrhoids. lol.

^ damn, who burnt your clutch (lovewise)? I admit women can be hellspawn but there's nothing like a woman's touch be it sexual or simply brushing against you.

^ damn, who burnt your clutch (lovewise)? I admit women can be hellspawn but there's nothing like a woman's touch be it sexual or simply brushing against you.

get aroused easily? :rofl:

someone did.

bah, you know what I mean sex is good but just kickin it with your girl is good too.

I hate attraction......in a way. If i got into this i would be talking for the rest of my fuckin' life. So i'll TRY to make it short. Have you guys ever noticed that when you feel like you LOVE someone its for ALL the wrong reasons? That's because IT IS STUPID! But anyways, if you sit down and REALLY think about why do you love her? Do you know, i do!
There is a mechanism inside of human beings that is called "Attraction". It is triggered by things and dis-armed by things. Here is a small list that "attracts" and women to a man.
1.Voice tone
2.Unpreditibilty
3.Body Language
4.Overly confident with a humor mix
5.Control (You controlling her)
6.How you take care of yourself (Even if your not phsically "Attractive".

Now here is a list of the things that repel women.
1.Being needy
2.Letting her lead
3.Being too "nice".
4.Being preditible and boring
5.Being "available" often
6.Unconfident

This also works in a womens favor. Any of you ever read the book about how to get a man to marry and women written by a gay man for women?

Sorry to spill the beans, but most likely if your the guy who loves her to death, she's not going to like you as much. In fact, she might end up leaving you. Unless you know how to keep her with you.

Ever notice how the "assholes" and "jerks" and always the ones getting the girls?
And how the women will get abused, but end up going back to the "asshole" that hit her. But leave the guy that was doing everything in his power to make her happy. Yep that's no coincidence (it that how you spell that big ass word?), that's attraction. Dont you just love life? :)

I hate attraction......in a way. If i got into this i would be talking for the rest of my fuckin' life. So i'll TRY to make it short. Have you guys ever noticed that when you feel like you LOVE someone its for ALL the wrong reasons? That's because IT IS STUPID! But anyways, if you sit down and REALLY think about why do you love her? Do you know, i do!
There is a mechanism inside of human beings that is called "Attraction". It is triggered by things and dis-armed by things. Here is a small list that "attracts" and women to a man.
1.Voice tone
2.Unpreditibilty
3.Body Language
4.Overly confident with a humor mix
5.Control (You controlling her)
6.How you take care of yourself (Even if your not phsically "Attractive".

Now here is a list of the things that repel women.
1.Being needy
2.Letting her lead
3.Being too "nice".
4.Being preditible and boring
5.Being "available" often
6.Unconfident

This also works in a womens favor. Any of you ever read the book about how to get a man to marry and women written by a gay man for women?

Sorry to spill the beans, but most likely if your the guy who loves her to death, she's not going to like you as much. In fact, she might end up leaving you. Unless you know how to keep her with you.

Ever notice how the "assholes" and "jerks" and always the ones getting the girls?
And how the women will get abused, but end up going back to the "asshole" that hit her. But leave the guy that was doing everything in his power to make her happy. Yep that's no coincidence (it that how you spell that big ass word?), that's attraction. Dont you just love life? :)


:1: ^^ Truer words have never been said.

But when I was your age, I had it all of that figured out and even more, but then I still F*cked up. If you never experienced it, you won't know until it's too late. But now I know better... wiser... immune :D. Like chicken pox.

There's also often the possibility of pheromone released by the woman, which makes a guy act like a puppet or jack ass. We see this sort of things between insects, and flowers and honey-bees.

Whoever said something about women being cruel and such. Its not them, its you. Now of course women will test you and play games and such, but c'mon. There is always good intentions behind every game. You have to stop the "shitty" behavior before it happens. So whenever you think your girl is giving you any second class behavior, its not her fault, its yours for not stopping it.

^^ Now that made no sense. do you really think only guys are arrogant and they have some sort of "supernatural power" over women? welcome to America, home of restraining orders. :rofl:

Ok, i'll try to explain a little better. Ever been with a girl on the phone and you say "Look, i'm going to go play put-put friday around 6:30 at so and so, you can come along if you'd like". If she says, "well, just call me friday and i'll tell you then". THAT my friend is the beginning of the end. Its THERE you must put your foot down and say, "Uhhhh, how bout no. Either you tell me now, or forget about it". You know what the response will be 99.7% of the time. "Oh.... well ok. Sure that will be great".

The situation above is a common "TEST".

The situation below would be a common "GAME".

Your talking to her on the phone after say a week of dating. You've done everything in the Kama Sutra book, and stuff they couldnt even think off. Then all the sudden before you get off the phone she says "Your a great person, and i'm glad that we'll be freinds". Then your like WTF!!!??? (This is why you must play those cards first). Anyways, that is a common game women play.

An example of "second-class behavior".

Your walking in the mall and she likes a shirt she saw. She picks it out and takes it up to the counter. She takes her wallet out and while attempting to pay for it she all the sudden says "Oh my god, i forgot i didnt bring enough money, can you buy this for me?". My response "Go put it back on the rack with all its other colorful friends, because i'm not here to BUY your affection."

Get it now?

lol, I can understand where you're coming from. but you obviously haven't dealt with the bigger fish (pulling those antics pretty much ruin it even more, trust me ;)). To me, it also seems you only dealt with one type of women. And despite my generalization, there are many kinds. Anyway, we both had different experiences, and I don't about you, but it's foolish to argue. But your previous comment about "cruel" being uncalled for clearly defines something else other than my substantiated intention. and no, I'm not misogynist, I have female friends just the same. :D

Yeah your right there is no point on the internet, its stupid. Also your right about me only dealing with one type of women, the stuff i use seems to work great on the REALLY attractive, bitchy, stuck-up type. But that's the type i like so i guess its ok. But everybody has there diffrent ways with girls, so to each there own. Peace. :)

the stuff i use seems to work great on the REALLY attractive, bitchy, stuck-up type.

well beauty is subjective, to each his own. but the BS aside, other than the fact that she's hot: I'd describe bitchy and stuck up as stages in the relationship/fling rather than inherent qualities (given she doesn't have issues). And I agree, neglection and control in the right amount tends to do wonders. balance balance.

Your right, the "bitchy" attitude in NOT inheritant. It's more like an act, or say a "force field" to keep weak and powerless guys away. Something i enjoy is going in a getting past that fake act, and seeing the real person inside. Which is usually a very sweet person.

girls just need to grow up and stop testing people... why would I want to date a girl that wants to test me all the time? that obviously shows she doesn't trust me... and not trusting people is a character flaw in my book.

therefore girls need to show some maturity seenig as how they are supposed to be the ones that mature first... games and tests are stupid, guys hate them, why piss off any guy you like? enough said

girls just need to grow up and stop testing people... why would I want to date a girl that wants to test me all the time? that obviously shows she doesn't trust me... and not trusting people is a character flaw in my book.

therefore girls need to show some maturity seenig as how they are supposed to be the ones that mature first... games and tests are stupid, guys hate them, why piss off any guy you like? enough said
Well its not that she doesnt "trust" you. Here's WHY they do both tests and games.

Games- Women will play games with men because they want to make sure the man is willing to invest alot of time and effort into the "relationship", whatever it may be.

Tests- Test are used to make sure that the guy a women is dealing with is not a "wussbag" so to speak. Tests are also used to try and gain control of the relationship and when she does, she can dump you and go find a man thats more of a challenge. Women dont like it when they can run all over you, its a big turnoff, keep that in mind when around them.

Well its not that she doesnt "trust" you

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE :)

Games- Women will play games with men because they want to make sure...

"they want to make sure" I see no trust here...

Tests- Test are used to make sure

"used to make sure" I still don't see one bit of trust

Tests are also used to try and gain control of the relationship and when she does, she can dump you and go find a man thats more of a challenge.

why gain control just to dump a guy? sounds dumb to me!

also, why does a women want a man that is a challenge? relationships should be easy and obvious, so if it isn't easy and obvious then it should be obvious that you aren't meant for each other... see, no test needed

Women dont like it when they can run all over you, its a big turnoff, keep that in mind when around them.

ok, so dno't run all over the guy! DUH!! seriously, how obvious is this... if you don't test the guy to see if you can then you would never know you could and it wouldn't have to be a turnoff...



dang, I feel like freaking Dr. Phil here

Your right, the "bitchy" attitude in NOT inheritant. It's more like an act, or say a "force field" to keep weak and powerless guys away. Something i enjoy is going in a getting past that fake act, and seeing the real person inside. Which is usually a very sweet person.

something I enjoy is ignoring the girls that put on a fake act/mask and go for the sweet girl that is being herself... but I guess some people just like fake insecure chics...

well beauty is subjective, to each his own. but the BS aside, other than the fact that she's hot: I'd describe bitchy and stuck up as stages in the relationship/fling rather than inherent qualities (given she doesn't have issues). And I agree, neglection and control in the right amount tends to do wonders. balance balance.

great point


I personally think 98stangjc is just lusting after the pretty girls because he knows the nice girls won't give him any... no offense to you but thats just the image of yourself that you are putting out

something I enjoy is ignoring the girls that put on a fake act/mask and go for the sweet girl that is being herself... but I guess some people just like fake insecure chics...

:rofl: Dang Dr. Phil!

First off, its 90stangjc, not 98stangjc. As many times as you've responded to my quotes you still cant get the name right? So soyo, let me ask you a question. And be honest, no lying here. Are you in a relationship with a girl right now? Is she decent looking, or is it just the best you can get? When's the last time you had a girlfriend or was dating a girl? How long did that last? Probably not very long.

Something your missing here is reality. I'm not sure what kind of world you live in, or what kind of shit your smoking. But please introduce me to one of them. I seriously would like to live happily in your little fantasy world you have going on here, or hit some of that shit you must be puffin on everyday.

I'm guessing, no in fact, i know, that you have no clue how to walk up to a girl and get here phone number, let alone a date and better chance to get to know her. Here's something you would probably say "Hi, your so pretty. What's your name? Can i buy you a drink?" Ever watch anything Chris Rock does on comedy sketches? Ever heard of the sketch "Want some dick?".

Your probably the guy that is really sweet to girls and does whatever they ask you to do, why the secretly go out with a guy that they actually LIKE and have more fun with them than they'll ever have with you.

Dont worry i'm not being too harsh yet.

Do you know WHY girls like guys? I didnt think so. Its because the guy mainly is not BORING. I can tell that you are a VERY boring person, beyond boring, slap yourself in the face boring. Wait, but your sweet........ and one day and girl is going to wanna marry you. Well until then..........your hand is your only hope, have fun, and dont forget to use lubrication. :loser:

Oh, and btw: Why dont u personally get some girls in here on this thread and type WHY they like guys they do.

sorry but I'm not after pussy like you... you seem very shallow, and only a slut would respond to you asking if she wanted some dick. but hey if you want a hooker that will get on you and then some other guy the next day then you go for it

sorry but I'm not after pussy like you... you seem very shallow, and only a slut would respond to you asking if she wanted some dick. but hey if you want a hooker that will get on you and then some other guy the next day then you go for it
Lol, no dude! OBVIOUSLY you havent heard of the sketch "Want some dick?". What the sketch is about is guy going up to women and trying to flower them with compliments and niceness, but its ALL FAKE! Would you treat a butt-ugly girl like that? No. That's the whole point. You mine as well go up and ask "want some dick?".

You think i'm some guy that just likes to get pussy, and its nothing like that.

About 80% of all women ATTRACTIVE OR NOT are really sweet anyways. The diffrence is that once you get past the "bitchy coverup" (which takes like 2 whole freakin minutes!) you get the added bonus of looking at a cute girl for a while, and having a nice conversation with her, peace.

sorry I didn't understand what you said about the sketch I guess... and yes most girls are sweet, thats why I have no reason to pay any attention to the rude or stuck up(or whatever) ones. I just don't go for girls that put on an act... oh and no I don't go up an introduce myself to girls randomly, you were right about that, but thats cuz I'm a senior in highschool and know or know about almost every girl I need to, plus for some reason my scool seems to have more stuck up girls than normal so I don't put much effort into it.