Nice Neighbour

Ive got the nicest neighbour...I came home today and he calls me over and hands me this bottle of Orvieto, which is Italian white wine. Almost everyday he see's me, he offers me imported alcohol. The man's 80 years old, lives by himself because his wife passed away 3 years ago, but he's dating again, what a PIMP!
Anyways, I was just wondering if anyone else has nice neighbours, instead of the stereotypical annoying one...which I also have, but thats another story

My neighbour is an idiot. We had a storm come through that broke a tree in half, leaving the dead trunk standing about 20 feet in the air with single, dead, branch sticking out to the side. Not only that, but the tree was also hollow on the inside. Being the genius he is (he's actually a nuclear engineer, believe it or not) he mixed concrete and filled the hollow spot in the tree with it. When I asked him what he intended to do when he finally wanted it cut down, he replied "Oh...I didn't think about that..."

Lucky bastard, I wish I could have a neighbour who gives away alcohol.

Last year in the snow storm we had (one of many) the tree next to both our garages had one of its big branches break off and fell in front of the entryway to both garages. He got a bunch of his guys and had the tree cut up in no time flat before we got home that night.

BTW I returned the favor a few months after in a windy day when another tree near by fell over and we called up my friend inthe city parks department and they came over that morning and cleared it away.

Now if I can only say the same for those jerks two houses down that play that bongo bongo music like if its a disco.

nope my neighbor is a moron. 2 days after we moved in im comin home from school to find them walking out of my house. no one was home, they said o we were just looking around, the neighborly thing to do. i told them i was gonna beat their ass if they came near the house again. then she gets all o well jeez, we were just looking. WHO in the hell JUST looks at someones stuff they never met? dumbasses.

No.

my neighbors would give me alcohol, but they are too busy drinking it

Neighbors a dick. Daughter(who is nearing 30 btw) Can't fuckin' drive worth shit so I can't park my car on the street anymore because she'll end up hitting it. KISS MY ASS! Teach the bitch to drive.

u guys r lucky. my neighbor on the right is an 80 year old man who walks around his house naked all day....and his porch is all windows. fuck. my other neighbor thinks hes in the north woods or something. He runs a wood burning stove all day an it make my whole street smell like shit, and he gets up early in the morning to chop wood he got from the forest with a fucking chain saw at like 6 am. I swear to god. im going to ... make them... dissappear.... one day.

I've got 6 apartments in my building, 2 on each floor. The one next to me is a single hot gay guy. Below me in their 1 bedroom apt, is a couple on welfare with 2 kids. Next to them is a few college girls (no they aren't hot). and on the bottom floor i think one apt is empty, the other one is full of a ton of like 16 year old girls who run around half naked all the time.

I dont really talk to any of them except the girl under me on welfare. Shes constantly telling me how to live my life so I just "water my plants" when I know shes sitting on her balcony.

I have neighbors that came from Canada. They moved in about 5 years ago next to our house. They are very nice. They like to give us treats during holidays and invite us to dinners. They are really nice neighbors.

u wanna kno why their nice? cause their gonna take over our contry one day. Theyre plotting against us and gaining our trust.

MY neighbour offers me lollies, but makes me go under his bed to find them :gay:


Errrmmm.....As you can see I was only joking, but I have pretty decent neighbours, but once I had one who always played wierd Italian music. He died.

MY neighbour offers me lollies, but makes me go under his bed to find them :gay:
Hahahaha! :rofl:

I don't really know my neighbors that well, I have to admit. They're mostly all older people. Lots of times, I find them just sit around a barbeque, drinking beer. That's their life, I guess.

At least you don't have to put up with Britney Spears 24/7.

My other neighbour is cool though. He's in to Iron Maiden and shit, and has a brother who works in a guitar shop I go to all the time (found that out the hard way! I went to take my guitar for repairs, and I had to put my address down, and he's like "mm...that sounds familiar, I think you live next door to my brother!"

all my neighbors are cool... the house on the left is empty and has been for 7 years...the house on the right 4 college chicks rent :naughty: - been there done that... and the house 2 down on the right are a couple of friends! no one on my block gives a shit about anything! being loud and partying is a normal day to day thing on my block!

but once I had one who always played wierd Italian music. He died.


:uhoh: :uhoh:

Our neighbors are cool. They sold us our car and found us our apartment when we moved out here to Japan. Every couple of days we either have a BBQ or one of us make dinner for the other.

Plus they introduced us to AF :D

The old people on one side give me boxes of chocolate, the ones who used to live on the other side did the same, as well as give me a 2nd dinner and 2nd dessert pretty much every night. Now it's this 40 year old with her 2 children who liver there for a week then go to their dads for a week. They're so god damn annoying. Always trying to get the other in trouble or their dog barks constantly all day and night BUT THEY DON'T CARE.

I barely associate with anyone in my neighborhood. The lady next door is one of those gossipy housewives. The couple next door is nice. I also used to walk my other neighbors dog. Theres also this one guy who has got a pretty decent looking Audi A4. I often see him under the hood of it so I think he's got something under there.

my neighbors on the right, I'm convinced, are dealing drugs and prostitutes outta they're house. I always see these "bling bling" cars and trucks rollin up, stayin for a short bit, then leavin, with or without girls. This past fourth of July, they were shootin roman candles over our house, I told em to shoot em in the street or my roman candles would hit their cars. They assisted me in that threat, they shot a couple at our Lincoln, which bounced them back and hit their cars...pretty funny, pissed them off pretty bad.
The neighbors on the left are nice people. Don't talk to 'em much, but they don't mind letting me borrow a tool every now-n-then.
The people across the street are friends with my landlord, and the people next to them do Yoga in the garage every Tuesday but now they're sellin their house.
No one my age in my neighbor hood that doesn't think their Honda CRX or Volkswagen Jetta isn't the shit (their at the end of the block).

Well the neighbour on the left is the cool guy. His neighbour on the left is an old guy too who gives a lot of candy to ma bros. And his son drives a 2000 or + Mercedes-Benz Kompressor.

Now the rest of the neighbourhood is ghey...the one to my right have kids that need a good beat down, no discilpine whatsoever. The neighbours in front of my house are snoopy bastards that need to mind their own buisness. The ones behind me are bastards that need to chill the fuck out, they once called the cops on us for having breakfast on our patio at 9 in the morning while they were sleeping, so come Canada day, I called the cops on their ass for playing the bagpipe in their patio at 4-5 in the morning.

My neighbor has a hot daughter :naughty:

what is "neighbors"... OH i know, thats when people live next to you... hmmm... well all i see is trees left and right... stupid woods