You May Be From Canada If...

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further

bastid...lol...:thumbsup:

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians. Nothing to brag about. :loser:

Anways, lots of that is weird to me...therefore, I'm not Canadian.

Now allow me to finish my candy bar and soda, while driving down the freeway in this warm 80 degree summer day, thinking about my time in the 12th grade. :biggrin:

Huh?

Many of those hold true for the U.P. of Michigan too.

It's POP dammit, POP!!!

And I'm about 3+ hours away from Canada!

Damn, that would be me..
Guilty of all of the above.

I feel like I should be laughing but I find myself going yep, yep, yep that too.
By the way, what else do they call it besides homo milk? Homo milk meaning homogenized. For those who never heard of it..
http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/milk/

It's POP dammit, POP!!!


SODA!!!! :slap:

only people in the mid-west call it pop out here we call it soda....it is like sayin sub hoagie and all those things....

only people in the mid-west call it pop out here we call it soda....it is like sayin sub hoagie and all those things....
I'm in Wisconsin, the heart of the midwest, and we call it soda.

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."
find it hilarious

You know what a touque is.
everyone does

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
it SHOULD be zee..just like bee see dee eee.

there.

My girlfriend is from Potsdam which is about 10 minutes from the canadien border and she had to explain just about every one of those to me.

it's 6 pages per hockey team...and then the expos get 2 lines on the back page every other week

Anyone up for a Scarbrough Suitcase?

Anyone up for a Scarbrough Suitcase?

Sure. It's a great chaser for Screech I had after my supper of brewis

I'm a townie, ya know. :iceslolan


I sure do miss Casey and Finnegan, though.
The Friendly Giant, too.

:eek: I've just realised I'm 3/4 Canadian.

What's all this touque aboot? eh

Those are great Raz !!!
I am a proud Canadian (just down the highway from you in Sarnia !!!)
I especially love the Canadian Tire money in the kitchen drawer!!! (counted mine on the weekend $95.35) and the halloween costume over the snowsuit !!!!

DAMN it's hot up here today (84 degress, my igloo is melting and my beer is getting warm !!!!!!!)

:rofl:

What's all this touque aboot? eh

That sound you hear is 30 million Canucks throwing snowballs at you for resurrecting such an ancient and feeble joke.
:loser:

Canada is wierd...

i'm proud that i nodded my head to everyone one of those.

Canadian r me! :icon16:

It's POP dammit, POP!!!


what he said, and im from Ill.

what he said, and im from Ill.

uh-oh....he called tangie a boy.







RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :uhoh:

what he said, and im from Ill.

OH [size=10]HELL NIZZLE[/sizzle]

Apologise to the lady!!!


:lol2::lol2:






.......sizzle? wtf?

Um Um...Nameless Dork

saturntangerine is actually of the fairer sex and is definately not a HE.







. . . . RUNS and hides from angered Tangie

lol those were pretty damn good, and yeh i coudl say that i understood all of them, good ones :)

im from texas and everyone i know calls all different brands of soda coke everything is coke pepsi sprite whatever its all coke

IT WAS A TYPO!!!!!!!!!!! see she he just forgot the s. :D

IT WAS A TYPO!!!!!!!!!!! see she he just forgot the s. :D

It's all too late...I'd be hiding from Tangie if I was you :uhoh:

RUN DUDE, RUN! Tangie's gonna let you have it for that one!!!

IT WAS A TYPO!!!!!!!!!!! see she he just forgot the s. :D
It's handy you have a boat in your avatar.......you'll need it.

problem is it has no engine on it.

Ya ain't got no paddle boy??? Tsk tsk...

Great, Raz is startin' a Canadian Revolution here on AF and the newbies think he's really something. we're screwed...

Gotta say though, I've been Imed by more Canadians in the last week than I've ever met...not a good comparison. Um...then I've years I spent in school? :dunno: Y'all that bored up there???

Ya ain't got no paddle boy??? Tsk tsk...

you do NOT want to paddle it, ive tried to, ugh. but back on topic that was a nice list, some ppl in northern america would be the same like pop.