RS A/c / tranny problem?

ok well this is 2 problems i think are somewhat related..anyways ive posted before about this problem, i press my AC button on and it runs cold for like 5-10 secs and then cycles off. if i keep pressing it every 5 secs it stays on...now i replaced just the button and ive had it hooked up to the AC machine at shops like midas like 2 times...and it comes out clear...i think its an electrical problem and ive realized it cause i noticed i can hear my AC cycle on and off really well in my subs( thinking its coming from the ground wire) also i can hear my transmission really well both have a whirring sound in my subs but the AC button just adds to the quieter tranny sound. i think its hardcore electrical cause everytime i put my car into Reverse the windsheild wipers come on...anyone has any ideas please let me know its annoying as hell and ill never get this thing sold until i fix it.

lol no one has any suggestions? (barring AC removal and swap with a turbo/supercharger) =P