Alcohol Warning Label
Oz
08-01-2004, 07:42 PM
Due to increasing product liability litigation, alcohol manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcohol containers/bottles:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ****er.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thayshings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with the other sex without spitting.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morningand see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember)
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ****er.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thayshings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with the other sex without spitting.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morningand see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember)
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
WaNk
08-01-2004, 08:09 PM
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
unfortunate but true...unfortunately
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
unfortunate but true...unfortunately
dantheman00114
08-01-2004, 09:22 PM
hehe, wish those were true labels...
FireBball972
08-01-2004, 09:30 PM
:lol: good ones :lol:
MagicRat
08-01-2004, 10:41 PM
WARNING: Consumptions of alcohol may make you think your lame AF posts are far more funny and witty than they actually are.
EighteenVisions
08-01-2004, 10:44 PM
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
I don't think I can name the number of times that has happened...
I don't think I can name the number of times that has happened...
Damien
08-02-2004, 12:35 AM
I don't think I can name the number of times that this post has happened...
I agree, total :repost: but always good to read, since I had a few at work! :D
I agree, total :repost: but always good to read, since I had a few at work! :D
Karen512
08-02-2004, 12:36 AM
:repost:
blindside.AMG
08-02-2004, 12:42 AM
Isn't calling :repost: multiple times kinda redundant and a little ironic?
Damien
08-02-2004, 12:47 AM
She did it, not me...
Besides, free post! :D
Besides, free post! :D
Karen512
08-02-2004, 12:49 AM
Isn't calling :repost: multiple times kinda redundant and a little ironic?
Look at the times of our posts, they are a minute apart.....
His post wasn't there when I started mine....... :smile:
Look at the times of our posts, they are a minute apart.....
His post wasn't there when I started mine....... :smile:
Damien
08-02-2004, 12:56 AM
I fight with no reason, she has evidence, bravo!
psychobadboy
08-02-2004, 01:49 AM
I read it before, but didn't know where...I guess it was here.
Still funny tho. :lol2:
Still funny tho. :lol2:
blindside.AMG
08-02-2004, 02:29 AM
Look at the times of our posts, they are a minute apart.....
His post wasn't there when I started mine....... :smile:
Oh I know. But I wasn't really talking about this thread only. It seems that when someones reposts you get a good 10 posts calling it a repost.
What Damien said, FREE POST!!!!!!!!!! :grinyes:
His post wasn't there when I started mine....... :smile:
Oh I know. But I wasn't really talking about this thread only. It seems that when someones reposts you get a good 10 posts calling it a repost.
What Damien said, FREE POST!!!!!!!!!! :grinyes:
Jimster
08-02-2004, 03:14 AM
Free....errr....Repost :p. OK I think that's all the free posting that's going to happen.
Jet-Lee
08-02-2004, 10:12 AM
:repost: hehe...got one in....FREE POST
Raz_Kaz
08-02-2004, 10:16 AM
What the hell is this "free post" buisness?
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring
psychobadboy
08-02-2004, 10:52 AM
What the hell is this "free post" buisness?
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring:slap:
(free post)
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring:slap:
(free post)
YogsVR4
08-02-2004, 11:42 AM
What the hell is this "free post" buisness?
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring
Back in your day? That was just last week wasn't it :loser:
Back in my day, they used to call it postwhoring
Back in your day? That was just last week wasn't it :loser:
93rollaracer
08-02-2004, 08:28 PM
definitely a repost, but that time-space continuum makes me remember the 18 hours i don't remember from a few months ago
wait a second...that doesn't make sense...
wait a second...that doesn't make sense...
twospirits
08-02-2004, 08:57 PM
Back in your day? That was just last week wasn't it :loser:
:rofl: Too funny.
:rofl: Too funny.
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