Best essays ever, read this!
Ricochet
07-30-2004, 04:51 PM
FordJunky
07-30-2004, 05:07 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA... that walt whitmn one was the best...
Jet-Lee
07-30-2004, 05:09 PM
Those were all just too funny....*passed around office*
psychobadboy
07-30-2004, 05:13 PM
Benjamin Franklin was a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity.
El Nino is spanish. It is the spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous.
In today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomates, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions.
Many things are tall. Many things attract lightning. But do the two correlate? A recent study says yes. It says that being tall and attracting lightning do correlate. That means that being tall corellates with being struck by lightning. You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down.
Biography: Walt Whitman
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This is too much laughter for one thread!
I gotta go pee now. :(
El Nino is spanish. It is the spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous.
In today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomates, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions.
Many things are tall. Many things attract lightning. But do the two correlate? A recent study says yes. It says that being tall and attracting lightning do correlate. That means that being tall corellates with being struck by lightning. You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down.
Biography: Walt Whitman
...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This is too much laughter for one thread!
I gotta go pee now. :(
SniperX13
07-30-2004, 05:18 PM
what is it what that one dudes facination with knocking down trees......
PunkAlex
07-30-2004, 05:46 PM
HA HA HA oh my god this guys great!!! HA HA hes my herooo
grimmy
07-30-2004, 10:55 PM
this stuff is too good. too bad there's only four of them.
best line
when they found out other goth kids would actualy read it they changed the name to "leaves of grass" and it sold like gothcakes.
best line
when they found out other goth kids would actualy read it they changed the name to "leaves of grass" and it sold like gothcakes.
Andydg
07-30-2004, 11:21 PM
That stuff was priceless.
FireBball972
07-31-2004, 12:42 AM
hahaha, great stuff *wipes eyes*
Sean
07-31-2004, 01:11 AM
Roflmao!!! A Literary Classic!
Damien
07-31-2004, 01:14 AM
Not so much drama??? WTF!?! Stupid teachers, I swear!!! It was a perfectly balanced amount of drama!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jimster
07-31-2004, 02:26 AM
Ummm....This guy wastes precious resources to write staire on other peoples time? What an ass.
93rollaracer
07-31-2004, 07:40 PM
those were beautiful...i really wish i would have done something like that in high school
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