Hello darlings, heres some Forum rules.

Basicly there arnt any! :finger:

Its our little corner of AF, were we can all sit back relax and discuss what ever shit is happening in our little corner of the world.

Whether its the latest cricket score, are own cars, or those funny jeep type things you see on the back street in indonesia its all fair game in here.

The only things to remember are:

NO PORN! EVER!

and Show respect to your fellow members, this means no flaming! no personal attacts! and thinking before you post about how it may be recieved and whether or not your about to drag someone's potentialy serious topic way off topic.
Also remember that are quite a few Female members in here, so keep your posts clean and repsectable if you can.


Thanks guys! and have fun!

And welcome to the skyline owners! (suckers! :D )

Sure thing captain Moppie :) :) :)

Originally posted by Moppie
Basicly there arnt any! :finger:

. . .

And welcome to the skyline owners! (suckers! :D )

Hey thats not nice:rolleyes:

Oh well I guess we get that being in a Honda section:(

Originally posted by Moppie
[b]Also remember that are quite a few Female members in here, so keep your posts clean and repsectable if you can.
Yes, please keep it clean. Some of us are very innocent and easily led astray! :D :angel: :p

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Yes, please keep it clean. Some of us are very innocent and easily led astray! :D :angel: :p YEAH RIGHT !......

Your one of the worse :finger: :finger:

j/k......i think we all know by now what your like :) :)

Originally posted by tazdev


Hey thats not nice:rolleyes:

Oh well I guess we get that being in a Honda section:(

HONDAS RULE :finger:

Seems like a good place to post the MIRC #NZHONDAS channel rules:



Section 1 : Channel Control

Article 1 : Flooding is not permitted, excessive flooding when the channel is busy will be punished with a kick, then a ban.

Article 2 : Spam greeting is not permitted (e.g. if I enter the channel and I'm assaulted with mass greetings in the form of pxpx#@!@!@!##@!@!# you'll be kicked)

Article 3 : Mass Join/Parting is not permitted

Article 4 : Op begging is annoying, don't ask for access to X, don't ask for voice (the little + thing next to your nickname), voice is only given to nice bitchez and people who suck cock. (or have access to X)

Article 5 : The op is always right.
A5 Sub Section 1 : In the event of the op being wrong, please refer back to Article 5

Section 2 : Topics / Threads / Conversations

Article 1 : Derogatory comments regarding Hondas is frowned upon, as it is #nzhondas. The chatroom for the New Zealand Honda Club (www.nzhondas.com).

Article 2 : Derogatory comments regarding Toyotas (especially 20V 4AGE Equipped examples) is permitted, and in some cases, encouraged.

Article 3 : Long debates involving MR2s, Skylines, Weight Distribution etc is only permitted as long as no-one mocks FF and Hondas (see Article 1)

Article 4 : Praising non Honda engines, such as the 3S-GT or the SR20DET is also frowned upon, as they are not Honda engines, therefore technically inferior.

Article 5 : Limited debate concerning the Rotary engine is permitted as long as everyone keeps an open mind - It's okay to go round and round, as long as you can rev past 8000rpm.

Article 6 : When someone states "Let's organise an SOTMM!" then every member of the chat room who is local to that person must participate in discussion relating directly to organising the said event. (note : SOTMM refers to a Spur Of The Moment Meet).

Article 7 : Making fun of Toyotas (especially 20 Valves) is okay.

Article 8 : The DA6 Is the most revolutionary Honda ever made - It is to be revered and respected. Pharnos disagrees, what is revolutionary about it?

Article 9 : Bragging about what your car (whatever it may be) has beaten on the road is forbidden. only 1/4 mile times (with scanned timeslips) and dyno plots are accepted as bragging rights.
A9 Sub Section 1 : If you drive a 20V Corolla, and brag about beating something - you will be kicked.
A9 Sub Section 2 : If you do brag about what you've beaten on the street #nzhondas Channel members reserve the right to make fun of you until you cry.

Article 10 : Cool Toyotas, like the AE86 and Lexus's (hey they're pretty much Toyotas..) are OK, and can be praised, but not too much, else someone will get annoyed.

Note:

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. (and if you're really stupid, you run the risk of being made fun of until you cry. sorry them's the brakes.)

"... them's the brakes"? You mean the ones between the accelerator and the clutch? :D

K. Groan.

Originally posted by Setanta
"... them's the brakes"? You mean the ones between the accelerator and the clutch? :D

Whats a clutch? :D

Originally posted by tannee


Whats a clutch? :D

HAHA....slushy :silly2:

What are brakes, when not preceeded by hand??:D

Originally posted by evil_elmo


HONDAS RULE :finger: AGREED!!:flipa:

Originally posted by tazdev


Hey thats not nice:rolleyes:

Oh well I guess we get that being in a Honda section:(


Ah, you know we love you anyway. :D
Besides this is the forum for the Asia/Pasfic region, and last time I looked Kiwi landed fitted in there, so your all welcome in here if you want somewhere to chat about Kiwi stuff that won't upset the rest of AF.

(but becarefull, theres also a few ausies in here ;) )

"Aussies". You could at least spell it right when you're insulting us :flipa:

baaa

Originally posted by Setanta
"Aussies". You could at least spell it right when you're insulting us :flipa:

baaa

that's Cap'n Moppie you are talking to,Aussie sproglet!So what if he can't spell for shit...he's got a brain the size of a planet and dont you forget it!

(you can send me the cheque now thanks Cap'n)

Were you on your knees when you wrote that? :devil: :finger: :devil:

Originally posted by Setanta
Were you on your knees when you wrote that? :devil: :finger: :devil:

no..that's an Aussie trick,they're to stupid to catch a sheep..:finger: :finger: :finger:

muahahaha... good call :D

We only use sheep for wool....nothing else :p

Ummm....food maybe? :D

I was going to say we eat sheep, but that would just get the Kiwis fantisising :finger: :devil: :finger:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I understand why you're divorced now Pete!!! Bahahahahahahahaha.:frog:

This response is reserved until I can photochop something up :D

Waiting with baited breath...:smoker2:

Go brush your teeth then :flipa:

I don't like eating lamb....it smells :apuke:

Yeah, not my thing either.

Couldn't find anything except this... so I guess my response would be "at least aussies take their sheep out on a date first" :p

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~setanta1/Post-13-53593-aussie.jpg

:devil: but I did find this:

Give us smaller condoms: NZ
February 28 2002

New Zealanders wanting to buy government-subsidised condoms have a problem: there are not enough small ones.

"Literally, one size does not fit all," said Dr Peter Moodie, medical director for Pharmac, the government agency which manages New Zealand's pharmaceutical subsidies schedule.

He said Pharmac would call for proposals from pharmaceutical companies about the range of condoms they could supply. This followed consultations with sexual health practitioners who criticised the tendering process because only "standard condoms" ended up being available.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/02/27/1014704967117.html

:finger:

I would like to draw everyones attention to the above pic of a sheep on a bike.

You will all notice the terrian around the bike is most often found in the out back of Australia, and will never be seen in NZ.
The bright red earth being the biggest giveaway. :rolleyes:

So it looks like Aussie's really do have drive in movies in the out back.
Must be playing debie does the sheep dip. :silly2:



And as for needing smaller condoms? well we all know that NZ has a large underground population of Australian migrants, who clearly are feeling like they have been given the short straw. :finger:

:D :D :D :D :D

NOW STOP WHORING MY THREAD! :mad:




:smoker2:

Ummm... I said it was Australian so you're just repeating what I said :finger:

Ummm... I was under the impression it was the Kiwis who migrated here :flipa:

... not that I'm whoring your thread

much

Originally posted by Setanta
Ummm... I said it was Australian so you're just repeating what I said :finger:


Yep you did

Originally posted by Setanta

Ummm... I was under the impression it was the Kiwis who migrated here :flipa:

Yeah some kiwis do, but look at who they are, the unsuccessful ones that cant get a job in NZ, not the successful ones with great lives

uh huh ;)

Originally posted by Setanta
:devil: but I did find this:

Give us smaller condoms: NZ
February 28 2002

New Zealanders wanting to buy government-subsidised condoms have a problem: there are not enough small ones.

"Literally, one size does not fit all," said Dr Peter Moodie, medical director for Pharmac, the government agency which manages New Zealand's pharmaceutical subsidies schedule.

He said Pharmac would call for proposals from pharmaceutical companies about the range of condoms they could supply. This followed consultations with sexual health practitioners who criticised the tendering process because only "standard condoms" ended up being available.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/02/27/1014704967117.html

:finger:

BAHAHA... Hmmmm....Q writes this down in her diary :hehehe:

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<--------- = I always get the last laugh. :finger: