Sheetbox vs RiceTown

This is a race that happened recently with me and my friend.

First of all I'll introduce my mates ride, a 1988 mitsubishi magna 2.6l 4cyl with 5spd aka the POS. The car is a dissaster, its got flaking off yellow paint, near bald tires, rust with rust hanging off it, crappy roof racks but it does have a new engine. The inside has looks the inside of a garbage bin would strive to reach. The rear bumper has huge dent, theres bird shit all over the car, I mean seriously the car is horrible.

http://www.carmarket.com.au/images/sedans/mitsubishimagna85-89.jpg
theres what it looks like, except his wheels are worse...rusted steelies!

TO THE STORY...! :iceslolan
It was a friday night[yes a cold one] and we had been out drinking with the boys and I needed a lift home. My mate offers to give me a lift home, but where all drunk so he takes the paronoid way home..

So we're near the lights and I hear the sound of a sub the old DUFF DUFF DUFF. whaddya know a riced out newish lancer rocks up, with the whole evo body kit with custom fartcan exhausts and the ever illusive RALLI ART sticker and yep you geussed it the rally bred 1.5L 4cyl engine :loser: . The driver was the classic, im 5' tall albino with 2 earrings and I own three 50cent albums dont fuck with me. He was also with his g/f, oh god I feel bad for her... :lol2:

Our first reaction was an outburst of pissed laughter, infact I laughed so hard my beer spilt all over my pants but thats another story. I opened the window and shouted "C'mon on sunshine, give that 1litre some juice". So the lancer dudes starts to rev the car[hahahahha sounded like an RC car] and we rev back. Its at the stop lights, so when the green light comes my mate drops its at 3k rpm, and off we go. We spank this dude through EACH GEAR, first a 1/2 car length then 1 then 2 then like 3-4.!!

To top it off the guy is so fuckin ashamed he bails off into a side street, and we never see him again. By this time we realised that it was late and we bailed happily laughing for days to come :lol: ...

cliff notes

- 1.5L newish lancer with full rice vs 2.6L mitsubishi magna aka POS
- guy driving lancer is a wigger who looks like tony touch
- me and mate are in the magna, both drunk
- the POS strikes
- the lancer bails
- much laughter

way to fry rice good shit......good shit....

:grinyes:

That's freakin awesome, haha rice burners live on!!

i enjoyed that story as well. the lancer isn't worth the race. well, you know that now. i bet i would have been laughing too.

ha ha funny story

love the story. Nicely told.

Keep up the good work :bigthumb:
Saves me a job.

I hate those cheap ass, riced up Lancers I see everyday.

Wait wait wait, your friend beat him while he was drunk too? :spit:











Of course im not condoning racing or driving drunk

He wasnt shitfaced but his blood alcohol level was high enough to get him busted by the cops. My house is like literally 2-3 minutes away from his, so it wasnt like a drunken rampage.

Drinking/driving is risky and I only condone it over short distances, but never when your too drunk!

lol yeh nice race man

show them try hards whos boss!

nice race...be careful with the driving drunk thing though.

There's a reason why there is a legal blood alcohol limit, and that's because every little bit of alcohol impairs you. The legal limit is considered a maximum safe level of inhibition, if you're over that, you shouldn't be driving.

I've seen too many friends scraped off the pavement and mangled for life. Please don't drink and drive on public streets. :disappoin

Other than that, way to show that ricer bastard :icon16:

yeah, good kill...dont those lancers put out 120?? thats sad...really sad people think you can race with 120 hp...oh, wait, i do...lolz, at least im no damn ricer, good job man!

no congrats on this race.

alcohol + car = BAD AND STUPID

u lose w00tage points.

nice race...be careful with the driving drunk thing though.
Yeah, or just don't do it at all. :smokin:

no congrats on this race.

alcohol + car = BAD AND STUPID

u lose w00tage points.QFT the poster is a loser

At the end of the day it was our decision, but my house is literally like 2 minutes away with traffic so it just happened. My friend was merely over the limit but he was far from a stereotypical drunk person, and a bit of adrenaline always keeps the concentration up.

no congrats on this race.

alcohol + car = BAD AND STUPID

u lose w00tage points

ok?!...sorry I dont speak nerd.

Translation: Your attempt in justification of a potentially VERY dangerous situation only brings out the idiocy with which your entire inane outing is based on. The fact that you say “with traffic” makes it worse: it’s one thing to be stupid with your own lives, but to put other people at risk is beyond irresponsible. Drunk driving is the only offence for which I have no pity towards the guilty, and those who do drive drunk rate quite low on my scale of respect. And if anything, adrenaline on top of already being impaired will make you jumpy.

dude first of all the drinking is not the smartest thing to do, but HEY we all do sometimes. maybe get a DD for this stuff. all in all good race.

dont drink and drive.

:smokin: and drive :p

At the end of the day it was our decision, but my house is literally like 2 minutes away with traffic so it just happened. My friend was merely over the limit but he was far from a stereotypical drunk person, and a bit of adrenaline always keeps the concentration up.



ok?!...sorry I dont speak nerd.

Way to prove a point, buddy. You go out, get drunk, your buddy who is also drunk is driving. Driving over the limit in traffic is very stupid, your reactions are usually so slowed that you need at least 3 seconds to react, and that's if you're driving alone, and don't have a drunk jackass next to you in the passenger seat. Going beyond that, you engage in a fucking street race, while drunk! That's a recipe to kill someone. Not only do you do this, you come in here, and start fucking bragging about doing this.

When someone with an ounce of common sense, and not several ounces of liquor in them, points out that what you did is stupid, and put several peoples lives at risk, you get defensive and insult them! On top of that, you have insulted someone who has the power to ban you, and would be quite justified in doing that.

Hell, I'd feel quite justified banning you on principle, just so I wouldn't have to read another thread like this.

He's got you there dude. you might not want to talk sh!t to a moderator.first, you drink and drive (hell even street race)then when someone tells you that it's wrong(which it is) you get pissed about it and talk shit to them.this show's you don't have alot of common sense. It's one thing to drink and be safe with a DD it's other to street race. were not trying to be a buzz kill, but when people drink and drive it's not just the people drinking that can get hurt. Say your friend hit other car and killed someone's mom,dad, brother or sister I think your good time would have ended pretty quick.I think you get my point and I hope you will make better choices.

Your post hurts my eyes :bloated:

drinkig and driving is stupid, so what do you call drinking and racing?

drinkig and driving is stupid, so what do you call drinking and racing?

Suicide?

Street racing in itself is pretty stupid, but we all do it anyways. Drinking and driving is a whole different story though. It's quite possible to street race safely, even though you have much less time to react to anything that happens, provided you're in a situation where nothing is likely to happen.

Drinking and driving, and from the way buddy described the situation, regularly, is a recipe for disaster. Not only do you have less time to react, you often can't see situations forming until it's too late to react, like pedestrians at crosswalks, someone pulling out from a parking lot, etc.

Doing both at once is so stupid it defies belief.

This idiot is being made an example of why you do not drink and drive, and why you do not drink, drive, and then come bragging on this board about it.

What you do on your own time is your business, but what you post on AF can get you in trouble here. If you want to drink and drive, or drive while under the influence of drugs, we can't stop you. However if you post about it here, what we can do is stop you from posting here. Frankly, it's not acceptable subject matter, and it makes the whole community look bad.

Why not race a lancer they're all turbocharged duhhhhhh :sunglasse or atleast that's what they all think.