Illegal driving tips....

I just ran from a cop today in my beater 68 chevelle. I was getting friendly in the turns. And just as this cop goes over this semi-degraded hill just as I'm losing traction and burning rubber around a turn. I'm going up the hill in the other direction and he turns on his lights and does a U-turn. I pause for a second and don't even think about it. I just make a sharp right turn into someone's gravel driveway just as I go over the hill. I then fly down it about 30 feet and slam on the brakes doing a 180 spin just as the cop flies past on the road. Thinking he saw all the dust I made, I gun it up the driveway again onto the road and take a left just as he's doing his 2nd U-turn about 150 feet away. I take another left turn in the next driveway and fly down that driveway almost losing control. I take another left turn heading to where I just did the 180 spin and I was looking for an out and I remembered seeing a path that cut to the vineyards, so I'm looking for this open gate and I have to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting some farm equipment to do a 480 degree spin and FINALLY seeing this single lane path, I fish tail it through the gate and over the railroad tracks and through the vineyards. I zig-zaged all through all the vines going 60+ and finally got out on the main road after a couple of minutes. It was intense because I saw dust trails going after me like a quarter of a mile away. I just drove home with a slightly bigger ego. :D

I was litterally sliding all over the place in my big damn car. It was a v-6 so I really didn't think I would get away.

God I love my beater car. :icesangel :worshippy

Now I have to hang low for a while.

haha, lucky bastard thats great

Absolutely amazing story man, thats some fierce determination... I cannot even match that, but me and my friend were driving in a residential road at night (he was driving). He was flying and we flew through a stop sign. I saw at the intercestion a cop was in his car (light was on in it) and I told him, he drove faster and we saw him pull out, my friend made the first right, and took off, we saw him following still, but closer...he then pulled a left, and a quick right. We saw a driveway with a car parked at the end of it, he pulled infront of it, turned off the car, and we both ducked...we saw the cop car fly by and turn later at another intersection.... He had 3 tickets already (drives daddy's 3 series) and that one would have finished him...

I need to go back to the residence where I destroyed their driveway and make it up to them. Thats the only real thing I feel bad about. I practicly ruined their driveway. :( Those cops can Earn their godamn ticket. :evillol:

way to go Karen! milk it for all it's worth :)


hell yeah!
boobie power :grinyes: :grinyes:

MILK it eh?

well, i didn't mean it like that!

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MILK it eh?


hhahaha, funny.

it's because i have a baby, right?

well SOMEBODY had to say it! lol

lol, what the hell!

it's cool :smile:

I just ran from a cop today in my beater 68 chevelle. I was getting friendly in the turns. And just as this cop goes over this semi-degraded hill just as I'm losing traction and burning rubber around a turn. I'm going up the hill in the other direction and he turns on his lights and does a U-turn. I pause for a second and don't even think about it. I just make a sharp right turn into someone's gravel driveway just as I go over the hill. I then fly down it about 30 feet and slam on the brakes doing a 180 spin just as the cop flies past on the road. Thinking he saw all the dust I made, I gun it up the driveway again onto the road and take a left just as he's doing his 2nd U-turn about 150 feet away. I take another left turn in the next driveway and fly down that driveway almost losing control. I take another left turn heading to where I just did the 180 spin and I was looking for an out and I remembered seeing a path that cut to the vineyards, so I'm looking for this open gate and I have to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting some farm equipment to do a 480 degree spin and FINALLY seeing this single lane path, I fish tail it through the gate and over the railroad tracks and through the vineyards. I zig-zaged all through all the vines going 60+ and finally got out on the main road after a couple of minutes. It was intense because I saw dust trails going after me like a quarter of a mile away. I just drove home with a slightly bigger ego.


i think that deserves a round of applause. :cheers:


reminds me of my highschool days. me and a couple guys use to cruise around in a white 88 camaro with grey primer spots all over. everyone in town knew it as "the cow". we'd intentionally speed by a cop to get him to chase us, then lure him around town for while before haulling ass to the next town. he'd chase us on the highway as we topped the car out, (dont know how fast we were going, but the tach was usually 4-5000rpm in overdrive with the 2:73 gears :) ) then loose sight of him. we'd then cruise by him the following night and wave :grinno:


i know if was a stupid thing to do as i look back on it, but damn it was fun :iceslolan

Man... some crazy stuff. I've never had cops hot on my ass, but I have dissappeared a couple of times. The craziest thing I have done was playing chicken on a two lane highway with an 18 wheeler at about 110mph, back when I had a honda accord (no rice). I was in a big rush, and I actually was tryin to pass a car that was about 1/2 mile in front of me. I'm pretty good at juding distances, so I figured I could pass the car before this 18 wheeler got near. So I floored it. The little 4-banger accord takes a while to build up speed and so it seemed like forever, meanwhile this big rig is still gettin closer and closer. I could really feel my adrenaline pumping as I kept speeding up. It's some of the scariest shit I've ever done in my life, cause I knew it would have been instant death for me or a really bad accident, unless I calculated right. Finally passed and swerved back over in the right lane about 6 car lengths from the 18 wheeler @ 110mph and he was probably doing 75. I was so relieved, I had to scream to get it all out :). It was kinda like holding your breathe underwater for as long as you can, then jumping up to take a huge gasp of air, except with sweat, adrenaline, loud music, and the sound of a revving engine and me sayin shit shit shit, SHIT!, SHIT!!!

I'll tell you what, as a police officer myself I can say that while some of these tips may work most of the time, none of them will work all of the time. It is true though that most of us really don't care much if you are speeding so much as driving recklessly.

bah

great storys

mainly the boobie power :naughty:

quit bein a post whore

quit bein a post whore

when do you wanna meet up?
:naughty:

I'll tell you what, as a police officer myself I can say that while some of these tips may work most of the time, none of them will work all of the time. It is true though that most of us really don't care much if you are speeding so much as driving recklessly.

I do drive wrecklessly, but I try not to in the city or around other drivers and pedestrians especially.

Are cop cars upgraded? It seems like some arn't and some are.

some are, and some arent,a cop friend and i raced down the hwy and i pulled rather quickly and the pedel wasnt even down on the ground yet so i think some are some arent, i think it really depends on the budget that the pd in some places have

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this guy i know got pulled over the other day for no seatbelt. he told the cop that it was broke and he was going to get it fixed. the cop didnt believe him so he held the button down while he ran the latch in and out about 5 times. and he was like see it dont work, and the cop let him go.lol

I would like to bring attention to the fact that this thread just hit 1,000 views and 85 posts. And I started it. Sweet. Glad you guys are interested.


hurray kevin!!
way to go

**pats kevin on the back*

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ohh running from the cops stories i got a few. OK these all took place in my stupid high school days. I had a 95 2.2L Sedan Cavalier that was slow as hell.

Ok so the last day of school my junior year, in my school on the last day we all buy eggs and have huge egg fights all over the city. So me and like 5 people are driving around in my car with a ton of eggs, we see these middle school kids walking so were like lets get em. ( Iknow im asshole) Anways we end up hitting the kids like 3 times, one girl got hit all 3 times. So were still on the same road after we just hit them the third time, its a 2 lane road with a ceneter turn lane. Im in the turn lane at a red light waiting to turn left when i see a cop drive by in the opposite direction, im like ohh fuck! Im watching in my rear view mirror and i see the kids wave down the cops, the kids point and my car and i see the cops lights turn on. Now im still stuck at the red ligth trying to turn left. SO i say fuckit, i blow the red and make the left, drive like hell through some neighborhoods, catch a lucky break and am able to cross a bussy 8 lane road with a divider and get to the other side without stopping, go and hide in some kids backyard for an hour or so and just avoid driving for the rest of the day. Man that was a fucking adrenaline rush.

Another time i was coming home from up north heading south on I75 in michigan, anways im doing about 95-100MPH ahead of this huge pack of cars, all of a suddenly i look over at my left and their is a cop sitting right in an emergency turn around radaring people, i was going atleast 100MPH when i flew past him, lucky for me behind me was a massive wall of cars and the cop couldnt pull out. Even after though i passed the cop i went at like 110MPH to the next off ramp where i ate some food at a little hick resturant.

I have 1 ticket and 1 Drinking and driving charge that was only a misdominor. The ticket is over 3 years old and the drinking and driving is over 2 years old.

this is a GREAT post!!!...

when it comes to the cops ill admit i will try and hide..last time runnning from them didnt benefit me though...

and ive got a red camaro so the cop was like i saw ur bold car trying to flee and i was tryin to get u but i couldnt he eventually did.


ANOTHER TIP GET ABS BRAKES THEY WILL HELP U IN THE END!!!!!!!!!

WARNING for that? i hate you. lolProbably in Arizona :icesangel

The rules of the road state you are not supposed to drive "carelessly and recklessly", therefore they are telling you to drive CAREFULLY AND RECKFULLY

one time i was on route 25 and i was doin a good 120 and saw a cop hiding behind like exit 9 sign radaring people so i was like oh fuck so i flew off the exit ramp and hightailed it to the movies and then just chilled there and saw some movie can't remember what it was tho

The rules of the road state you are not supposed to drive "carelessly and recklessly", therefore they are telling you to drive CAREFULLY AND RECKFULLY

I think you miss understood. The opposite of "carelessly" and "recklessly "is "careless" and "reckless". :screwy:

Not to worry, I will drive withcarefullness and reckfullness.

The rules of the road state you are not supposed to drive "carelessly and recklessly", therefore they are telling you to drive CAREFULLY AND RECKFULLY

The word your reffering to is reckless, not reckful. :grinno:

to answer your question, it does depend on the department and their funding. I'm an oklahoma state officer and ohp has some camaros with LS1s. I'm not sure what mods they have. I personally drive an impala with the police version of the performance chip, it can move alright. I haven't reaced anyone but I haven't had a hard time catching anyone either

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if you are talking to me then you are wasting your time. I have 16 speeding tickets on my record so I've gotten mine. I didn't always have a v6 ya know. :disappoin

16?!?!
How do you have a license/insurance

Tell me about it...

damn i thought i was bad 112 in a 65(90 Z24 Cavalier)dropped down to a 79, 2 street racing tickets(1967 fury III 4dr BB 90 Z24 Cavalier) reckless driving( 90 Z24 Caviler) and a accident( 1990 Z24) damn that Z24, lol, but 16 speeding tickets, damn.....

yea, I used to speed a whole lot, I don't so much anymore. My license was suspended for a while because I had so many tickets but I was on military duty at the time it was suspended so it really didn't matter anyways. When I moved from one state to another my tickets didn't follow me to my new license like they were supposed to and so now my driving history is clear, sure helped a lot on insurance.

i have been pulled over 5 times all warnings. 3 times for no front plate. 2 times for only having my running lights on. driving around downtown were i couldnt even tell they werent on. both times they asked me if i knew why they pulled me over and i said no cuase i had no idea. The only ticket i got was for expired tabs. some cop left it under my wiper in front of my house one night. on my winter beater i had just boughten the car and the tabs were paid for to i just hadnt picked them up from the dealer. i just paid the 28 dollar ticket cuase i was to lazy to fight it.

They have one 98 z28 police car in my area, although haveing one in such a big place, the chances of ever running across it is kinda rare. Although it is really hooked up with alot of lights, it has the lights on the backseat top, where the hatch is. and blinking headlights/foglights and taillights. yeah, its pretty weird sounding sirens...not like normal loud ones kinda like little laser shots at a fast pace..

damn i thought i was bad 112 in a 65(90 Z24 Cavalier)dropped down to a 79, 2 street racing tickets(1967 fury III 4dr BB 90 Z24 Cavalier) reckless driving( 90 Z24 Caviler) and a accident( 1990 Z24) damn that Z24, lol, but 16 speeding tickets, damn.....

my friend got clocked doing 111mph in a 35 he had a shitload of police pull him and draw guns...all he got was an $800 dollar ticket..

Wouldn't that $800 ticket turn into over 2 grand from it effecting your insurance and everything? And it stays with you for seven years or some nut job bull right? My uncle got pulled over on I94 going 120ish in his brand new F350. The cop came up to him and my uncle said "oh im glad you pulled me over. If your lights and siren wouldn't have woke me up i could have hurt someone!" then the cop arrests him right there for "sleeping while operating a vehicle" i think thats what he said that they said, well anyways it was a $1,300 ticket, but it would have only been $700ish if he was awake. My uncle is the oddest guy...just imagine "Thanks for pulling me over, i was sleeping! Whoo just think if you didn't wake me up..." WTF!? :lol:

haha, i dunno but my friend still kept his license didnt even get em took..bad thing was we were in a 86 caprice classic 2dr box with no exaust so it was loud as fuck and it had a 350 only thing done to eng was a holly 4bbl...looked like a drug dealers car anyway..it had 20in spoke rims and the body looked like shit.

I used to drive a 1990 Mercury Topaz with no exhaust...not even headers, i couldnt afford them haha. baught it for $150 and it lasted two months. sounded like a race car, went very not far. Plus it only had gears 2 and 4 somehow and i had to redline it for three seconds for the POS to change gears. Anyways yeah my uncle got on "risk insurance" for the REST OF HIS LIFE for three dui's and a ton of speeding tickets. It is about $920 A MONTH to insure his truck for full coverage....crazy.

haha thats crazy...back when i was 16 my 1st car was a 91 corisca i bought for $100 it had the 3.1 and it ran forever..i drove it to ky from fl but the body was shit...i ended up wrecking it in ky..i just left it at the bottom of the cliff..

haha thats crazy...back when i was 16 my 1st car was a 91 corisca i bought for $100 it had the 3.1 and it ran forever..i drove it to ky from fl but the body was shit...i ended up wrecking it in ky..i just left it at the bottom of the cliff..

it wasnt gray was it??? were at in ky????? :lol:

nah it was red...south eastern ky in knox county city pineville its by corbin,london middlesboro ect..

this is a cool thread i currently drive a 91 chevy caprice (yea I know a nark) anyway when im on the freeway at night and decide to speed people get out of my lane because they think im a cop coming from behind fast AWESOME:).... maybe the one thing I like about my car my dad gave to me

Get the SS.

Get the SS.

we've been telling him that for a long time

Yea, it's much better and plus yellow should never be put on a car.

get a cobra.... LOL

this is a cool thread i currently drive a 91 chevy caprice (yea I know a nark) anyway when im on the freeway at night and decide to speed people get out of my lane because they think im a cop coming from behind fast AWESOME:).... maybe the one thing I like about my car my dad gave to meWas that you I used as a "rabbit" the other day? I set my cruise on 80 and when I see the rare car coming from behind I slow so the trap ahead gets the front runner. Works every time.
"REFUSE TO LOSE"

Ridge, you're such a traitor. If I die one of my dying wishes will be for your mustang to blow up and force you to drive the camaros, or a civic

Yea, it's much better and plus yellow should never be put on a car. one of my friends has a 70 something dodge challenger- canary yellow with black stripe down the sides. its dead sexy :naughty:

i've seen some yellow lingdenfelter (i'm tired i don't mean to disrespect i just can't spell his name) stage 2 vette... don't call it yellow to its face tho lol

back on subject...... would a police scanner help in your need for speed????

Ridge, you're such a traitor. If I die one of my dying wishes will be for your mustang to blow up and force you to drive the camaros, or a civic

hey man thats not cool...

back on subject...... would a police scanner help in your need for speed????
only if your goal is to hear what they say when they pull you over, a police scanner will give you absolutely no idea of where the officer is unless you live in a small town where there is only one officer, and then most of the time he isn't on the radio.....