The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

got this idea from a magazine. post your own!


Hours Worked Today by Brian: 14.

Hours he was supposed to work: 7.

anger increase this caused, in percent: 100

total number of hours worked in last 2 days: 21.

ammount of pay for this work, in CDN$: 268

number of items on new menu at the restaurant where Brian works: 56.

number of these new items that Brian had to learn to make last night: 56.

number of drinks consumed by girlfriend's dad by the time i showed up at her house: 10

subsequent hours of entertainment this provided: 1.5

time now: 3:41.

time brian has to get up tomorrow: 8:30

total sleep time: 4:49

numbers of hours that this amount of sleep will keep Brian awake tomorrow: 2.5

numbers of AFer's Brian is talking to on IM programs at this moment: 2

number of these AFer's in same time zone: 0

So I should stop complaining about having to work 4 hours each day of this weekend then.

I don't work weekends :p

That said, there was a time when I had to work 36 hours straght in one weekend.

Its all a part of life, and one you learn never to go back to. :D

well I'm inbetween jobs right now... I'd work 14 hours in a heartbeat just to make some money... finding a job sucks balls!

but not being imployed leaves plenty of time for sleeping, playing guitar, eating, hanging out with friends, and posting on AF

I guess its not so bad... untill I go to the cold hard numbers of:

hours worked in the last 2 weeks by Nick: 0

dollars made by Nick in the last 2 weeks: 0

number of people Nick owes money to: 2

how much money Nick is going to have to buy a new car: 0



and I didn't even get to watch any drunk old guys either! :(

the idea was to post your own numbers, you nincompoops! :p Nick got the idea.

number of boats ridden on by Brian today: 1

number of plates of "all you can eat breakfast" consumed by Brian on said boat: 4

subsequent hours of sea-sickness caused by this: 2

hours of work Brian has put in this weekend: 21

hours of sleep Brian has gotten this weekend: 12

Let's see...better do friday since I actually 8did something....

Number of hours worked by Nait: 8

Number of times I opened the door for peopel as a bellhop: :Too many

Number of beers on the job in a guests rooman first day: 2 =priceless!!! :D

You can always get another job, but good Canadian Beer in Virgina, rare find.

Canadian Beer...eh

Hours Worked Today by alex: zeroooo

Hours he was supposed to work: according to the parents, too many

hours looking through summit, jegs, and sdpc catalogues at parts alex cant afford: 2 total

Total number of attempts to do something constructive: 0

Funniest amount of gas seen purchased today, in dollars/cents: $0.76 (no lie!)

Amount of horsepower dreamed up by alex: 450

Amount of horsepower used today by alex: 90 (gotta love toyota)

Amount of time spend doing this: 10 minutes on and off

Amount of time caring: 0

numbers for this week:

hours worked - 40

avg hours of sleep a night - 6

money spent - approx $100

money loss from poker texas holdem - $40 :mad:

problems fixed on my car - 2 :smokin:

mods laying around waiting to get installed - 5

parties went to - 3

number of girls I hooked up with - 0 :disappoin

drift shows I went to - 1 :grinyes: (faulken drift showoff was tight)

hours practicing driftin - 0 (i need a stick and LSD!)

money earned (2 weeks paycheck) - $1080 :naughty: :grinno:

Hours worked by Jon in past 5 and a half days: 55.84

Hours Jon was supposed to work: 40

Amount of fatigue felt on the last day of this work week in percentage: 100

Money paid to Jon per hour for his work: $6.25

Percentage of how much Jon thinks he is paid dick for his services: 100

Amount of time in years Jon has worked as a car detailer: 3.5

Amount of time in years Jon has done more than just detail cars for a pathetic paycheck every two weeks: 3.5

Amount of joy in percent that Jon will be feeling when he goes to college in less than a month: 100

today's numbers:

amount of sleep: 5.5 hrs

hours worked: 4.5

hours i was supposed to work: 0

contact perscription before formatting usless crap for 2 hours: 2.75

perscription after: 4.00

amount of money i will earn: $25

sleep i will get tonight: at least 12 hours

Evan worked: 0 hours
Why can't find a job outside of horses. I am sick of working with horses. Its frustrating not getting call backs or turned down that is everything
not horse related. :banghead:

Hours worked today: 1.5

Amount of times pickle got woken up by phone calls this morning: 4

Number of hamburgers consumed by pickle at lunchtime: 5

Amount of time spent doing assignments: 0

Amount of time left until assignments are due: 2.5 weeks (anyone wanna be a lab rat?)

Amount of money in the bank "saved": $10

Amount of debt: $3000

Years it's going to take pickle to pay back growing debt: 23632632632632623

hours worked the last 3 days... 40

hours working tomorrow... 14

pay for 40 hours... 210 US

customers I pissed off today... 4

Hours worked by Jared in the last two weeks: 0

Money left in Jareds bank account as of this morning: $2718.73

Number of hours of consecutive lectures this morning: 4

Number of people Jared has said hi to today: 18 roughly

Number of hours spent cleaning room: 3 and still not done.

Number of M & M's left in my packet: 15

Ummm....That's it.

numbers for this week:

hours worked - 62
avg hours of sleep a night - 5

money spent - approx $600

money lost to pizza man cause i cant stand to cook $92.38

problems yet to be fixed on my car - 3

hours spent sitting at home doing nothing 12

parties went to - 0

number of girls I hooked up with - 0

number of physical injuries 2 (1 dislocated ankle, 1 sprained wrist)

number of times i was woken by the phone that wasnt for me 7

money earned not near enough

number of friends visited 0

number of km driven 0 ( cant drive cause of the cast)

number of miles wish i could drive to let off steam 4000

number of strong painkillers consumed 26
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number of Grand Prix laps watched last night:67

Time in the am I went to bed :4

Time I woke up :11

Number of cars that I test drove today:1

Number of cars that I liked :1

Number of dollars that Imust find by Friday :1750

Number of cylinders :6

Anticipated number of skylines in my garage next week.:2

Number of dollars spent for mini golf ticket: 6

Number of friends Matt minigolfed with : 3

Dollars made gambling on minigolf: 26

Number of times minigolf course was "repeated": 2

Number of attendants who escorted us off the course: 2

Number of hours worked: 6

Dollars made in tips : 52

Torrents downloaded : 2

Total snakeskins found : 1

Total footage of snakeskins found : 8.5

Total hours worked in past 4 weeks: 0
How much it sucks not having a job: 100%
How much i want a job: 100%
How many hours i spend on averege looking for a job: 1
How many times a week i get drunk: 4
How many posts i made on af since i quit job: over 300 in 4 weeks
How many times i felt that time now has no meaning: 3

what day is it?

what ever i'm gunna go to sleep wake up and work out

Time I got up: 5:45 AM
Number of hours of sleep: 6
Commute time: 15 minutes
Times I almost died this morning: 3
Number of people I have banned in the last week: 0
Number of people I have been tempted to ban in the last week: too many
Number of Supermini's I have decided I don't want: 18
Number that are still on my "list": 4
Number of empty beer cans on Sunday morning: 8
Number of cups of Coffee today: 2

Average hours Mark works in 1 week: 72
number of cellphone call Mark gets in 1 hour: 14
number of cars sold this week: 11
amount of money mark made: not enough
cars bought that I thought about keeping: 4
car loans applied for: 1
horsepower of new car: 300 or so
years it will take to pay off car: 300 or so
amount Mark wants for his altezza: 10k
amount to ship to NZ: 1070 nzd
how many people will try and buy it: 0
how many will ask a lot of questions: 1 million
how many employees i have: 1
how many i need: 3
how many people want to come to Japan for a few weeks to work: 0
How many times will i ger dave drunk in November: 1 (but it will be a straight 30 day drunk)
How many gtr's i have right now: 4
How many are sold: 2
How many do you want: all


Shitty day.

How many beers do I need: all of them.

Hours worked today: 8

Hours slept last night: 8

Meat pies eaten today: 1

Quality of said meat pie : 10/10

Humourous order number on invoice processed today: "31337"

Morons seen on road: 5

Times middle finger raised: 2

Times "fuck" was said today: 1^5

205L drums to deliver tomorrow: 1

Amount of dogs I'm apparently going to be attacked by whilst delivering 205L drum: ~3

Months until Japan : 4

Days until citizenship and passport come through : Unknown

Chance of liver transplant being required after Japan: 99%

Chance of caring: 0%









Good times ahead :D

Number of hours worked on the weekend - 0

Number of hours fixing my POS Honda - Lost count after 6

Number of times I wanted to torch the thing at my dad's shop - 5 give'r or take one or two

Number of time I wish I bought a different car - Eleventy Billion

Number of beers that I couldn't consume since there was no one to drink with - 15 + What everelse I could get.

Number of hours of sleep on the weekend - 20

Number of times friends pricked off to be with their bitches - 2

Number on for sale sign of parts car - 450

Number in bank account - Less than that until I get paid.

Number of days to work this week - 5

Number on paycheck - Zero's need to be before the decimal not after.

Number of customers that piss me off - All

Number of dickheads at my work - 500 and growing.

Hours Worked Today by Kasim: 1.5 (just started)

Hours he was supposed to work: 8

anger increase this caused, in percent: 0

total number of hours worked in last 2 days: 17

ammount of pay for this work, in CDN$: 204

number of items on new menu at the restaurant where Kasim works: I don't eat at the damn hell hole

number of these new items that Kasim had to learn to make last night: 0

number of drinks consumed by girlfriend's dad by the time i showed up at her house: 0

subsequent hours of entertainment this provided: 0

time now: 10:41

time Kasim has to get up tomorrow: 7:00am

total sleep time: 5hrs

numbers of hours that this amount of sleep will keep Kasim awake tomorrow: 19hrs

numbers of AFer's Kasim is talking to on IM programs at this moment: 0...nobody likes me :crying:

number of these AFer's in same time zone: I don't think they exist....except for maybe Suislide :duno:

lol. Kasim you don't have to answer mine. you can make up your own!

Hours until I go to Taupo: 20h, 58mins.

Time spent at my mates shop today: 1 hour.

Number questions CSI Guy answers today: 56.

Number of crimes CSI Guy will solve today: 409279

# of hours worked today by lamehonda:3
# of hours lamehonda has been at work:6
# of times lamehonda has resolved to get back to work: 15 and a half.
#of times it has worked:0
# of times I have scratched my chin:231
# of times I have gotten satisfaction today:231
# of times the outrageously loud phone across the hall has ringed today:14
# of times someone has actually answered it:1
# of times people will pull out the :gives: sign in reference to my post: beyond my counting ability

lol. Kasim you don't have to answer mine. you can make up your own!
But that requires more qork over top of what I already have to do!


Thus copying pasting is a better solution :icon16:

number of Grand Prix laps watched last night:67


Dear Taranaki,
I regret to inform you that the race aforementioned presents a few problems in regard to your post on 7/26/04. The aforementioned German Gran Prix only had a total of 66 laps. You are the almighty AF God, so I am waiting for you to prove me wrong. Please do not let me down. Did you by chance count the warmup lap? Cause that would make you correct. Oh, I hope that this is the case. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you, and I would ask that you call your thugs off before they get to my residence with their guns and bats.

Thank you,
Moron from hell

But that requires more qork over top of what I already have to do!


Thus copying pasting is a better solution :icon16:
or hitting the reply/quote button and removing the quote tags :lol:

Number of hours worked today so far: 6 1/2
Number of hours left: 1 1/2
Number of text messages sent: 1
Number received: 0 :(
Number of hours of class I have right after work: 2
Number of hours I'm gonna suffer being in the car, trying to teach my friend to drive: 2
Number of meaningful responses CSI guy will probably give in his thread: 1 (maybe)

Number of jobs applied for today: 1
Number of jobs starting today: 1
Total number of jobs: 2
Number of hours worked today: 8
Number of minutes of break during aforementioned work hours: 0
Number of times Sean said "Fuck this job": 42 (per hour)
Number of dinners eaten: 0.25

Dear Taranaki,
I regret to inform you that .......etc

Thank you,
Moron from hell

Dear Whatsisname,

You are indeed correct.Only 66 laps were racing laps.The additional lap was a second parade lap after one of the Toyotas stalled on the grid.While my original figure could have been construed as inaccurate,so could yours.In actual facl I watched 69 laps,including the two parade laps and MichaelBloodySchumacher's victory lap.kthanxbyebye.

# of times I've heard the word Schumacher this week- 49494948383874638246378428376857423476387463946238 746387462364 trillion.
# of times I have honked my horn in the last 24 hours- 18438756875687566534564723542345674513416352735273 56735 gazillion
# of times I have thought of killing someone this week- countless.
# of times I've been nagged at this week. Ok I'll stop.

Hours Worked Yesterday: 9

Hours he was supposed to work: 7.5

Anger increase this caused, in percent: 0%

Anger caused by client's being a f*cking long way away: 50%

Anger alieved at $31 for the trip: 50%

Total number of hours worked in last 5 working days: 38

Ammount of pay for this work, in AUD$: 445

Number of days skiing in the last week: 1

Number of days drinking/fucked up in the past week: 4

Number of spews: 3

Time Now: 1:49

Number of chicks pulled this week: 3

Time left the pub last night: 12:30am

Minutes late for work this morning: 41

Number of KM driven in the last week: >1200

Number of nights at home in the last week: 0

Number of these AFer's in same time zone: 1

Last Mobile Phone Bill: $145

Current Mobile Phone Bill: $108

Amount of money spent this week: >$2200 :eek:

Why are we doing this?
I seriously doubt anyone's going to read all that crap and I just wasted another 5 minutes on the company dollar. :screwy:

Hours worked yesterday: 8

Hours he was supposed to work: 8

Ammount of pay for this work, in US$: 393.84

Number of days fishing in the last week: 3

Number of posts: <-

Number of days driving with the top down in the last week: 6

Number of day of vacation days accrued: 29

Number of people showing up for poker tonight: 6

Number of mad hours: 20

Number of happy hours: 1

Number of hours before tip-off: 27.5

Number of hours spent on AF: 6 :loser:

Number of times I've done this: 2 for now

Number of Diplomats freed by Wellington Vice today: 34
Number of embassies saved by the Vice: 12
Number of eggs cooked by the great pickle: 83838
Number of times Huggy Dave has given us crap information that led us into a gunbatle: 3939928943984
Number of gun battles: 3939928943984
Number of raids in the last week: 29393
Number of countries that can sleep peacefully again: 210
Number of miles driven by the Vice: 900,000