Help Me Plz!!!

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My car is really pissin me off, cuz a few days ago i was driving around and when i stopped and started it each time would take a lil longer to start. And i was driving fine and i slowed down to park in my driveway and it like stuttered and moved back and fourth and shut off, then i tried to start it and it wouldnt start, it would try to start up but wouldnt turn over. So i tried the spark plugs and all that, i even bought some new ones, but i put them in the right order, 1,3,4,2, and it starts but its laggin like i hold the gas completely all the way down, and the rpm's move sloooow as fuck. And same with 1'st gear, i tried to jump my battery but i think thats completely dead, cuz when its connected to the other car its still dyin, i have no idea what to check for.

So if anyone could help me plz plz plz tell me what to do,and when my car duz start when its all laggy, the engine temp stays at the bottom, like its not reading, but the gas guage always works, even when its off. i need help, lol. O ya and on my 91 hatch i cant stand the front bumper so would i have to do custom shit to fit on a 2000+ si bumper or just like a 92+ civic front bumper or would it fit on?

Periods and seperate paragraphs are your friends. Well they may not be your friends, but it would help out if u typed it just a tad bit better so it wouldn't be like one 10 line sentence that gets really hard to read.

did you happen to check the oil? and its always good to have a working temp gauge...

i think its the early sighns of the dizzy goin to shit.first change the rotor cap,and wires then see how it goes.

ya some said it was the distibutor cap, the sensors, or the alarm connected to the starter, it wants to start but its not turning over at all.

I would check cap, rotor button and wires first also. Then next battery and alternator.