Enter if you dare!!!!!

I don't believe this has been done in a while, so, let's see if we can keep this in tune with it's purpose. With that said, let the games begin!!!!

AND FOR GODSAKES, NO POSTWHORING!!!:swear:















You're so ugly, they put tinted windows on your incubator!

(not original, but funny)

You're so ugly, if my dog had your face, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

(not original, but funny)

You're so ugly, if my dog had your face, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Your mother so stupid, I told her to get me some head and shoulders so she got on my shoulders and gave me some head.

Your mother so stupid, I told her to get me some head and shoulders so she got on my shoulders and gave me some head.
You're so ugly your doctor told you to put Preparation H in your shampoo.

You're so ugly your doctor told you to put Preparation H in your shampoo.

Your ears are so big, you can hear what I'm thinking! :iceslolan

You so poor somebody rang the doorbell and yo mama stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG!

You're Australian.

You're Canadian.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mama is so dumb she couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

yo mama's just like KFC, because every part of her is finger lickin' good:licka:


yo mama's so nasty, cuz when i came over and said that i brought a pack of ho-ho's, she thought that i called her name twice:p

Your half Australian, half Canadian mom is so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone while trying to stop you from reading her thoughts with your big GIGANTIC ears after yelling "DING DONG" when some one rang your doorbell cause you're so poor.



BOOYAH !!!

your american

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid, she can't spell application

Your mama so fat, last night we was layin in bed, I rolled over twice, and I'm still not off the bitch!






(yeah, stolen, i know)

yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

you leik to heav secs wif sheep (I have no idea what's going on)

you leik to heav secs wif sheep (I have no idea what's going on)

CHANG CHANG CHONG CHONG cant understand y o u! go back to your c o u n t r y!











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haha, I am in my country!...wait....
It's cold in winter (check)
hot in summer (check)
beer is awesome (check)
hot babes (check)
tons of tourists, lots of poms (check)
awesome beaches (check)
steve irwin acting as an international spokes person for stereotypical Australian (check)

yeah, I'm here! And I never left, and I still have no idea what's going on, so I'll leave now :D

* you don't want to do this with me :evillol:



Your moma's so hairy, Leaky's identified her as the missing link.

Yo mam's so ugly, she stuck her head outside of a window and got arrested for indecent exposure!




this is not directed towards any mothers

Your mother is so ugly, if she were an automobile, she'd be a Lada Estate!

Your mama is so stupid, she bought a Civic :iceslolan

you're mothers so ugly, when people with glasses look at her, their glasses need glasses...


...*runs away*

You both are so ugly that even Monica Lewinski wouldn't sleep with you!

Your Momma's so fat, she's gotta order from McDonalds Drive-Thru from the back of the Flat bed truck she's strapped to

Your mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she was there to flip the switch.

Your mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Your mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Your mama's like a balloon, everyone pops her.

Your mama's so...(I can go on...)

You both are so ugly that even Monica Lewinski wouldn't sleep with you!
EDIT: You both are so ugly that even President Clinton wouldn't sleep with you!

Your momma is so fat, she uses the VCR as a pager.

Your mama's so old, she babysat for Yoda.
Your mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Your mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Your mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Your mama's so ugly, even a blind man is scared by her.
Your mama's so fat, she played the part of the big rolling ball in Indiana Jones.

I saw this one online somewhere and it cracked me up:
Your mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

your mama is so ugly when she went into labor the doctor asked which end

your mama is so dumb when her cellphone battery died she buried it

your mama is so dumb she drowned during the wave at a football game

your mama is so ugly the tide wouldn't take her out

your mama is so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers

your mama is so poor she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list

your mama is so nasty she got a yeast infection and made bread(that one is a bit much)

yo mamma is so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.

yo mamma so fat, she can't walk the streets in her yellow rain jacket without someone trying to wave her down or school children trying to climb aboard.

yo mamma so fat, she puts her tampons on with a harpoon gun.

yo mamma so fat, it takes 2 busses and a taxi just to get on her good side.

yo mamma is so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.

yo mamma so fat, she can't walk the streets in her yellow rain jacket without someone trying to wave her down or school children trying to climb aboard.

yo mamma so fat, she puts her tampons on with a harpoon gun.

yo mamma so fat, it takes 2 busses and a taxi just to get on her good side.

yo Mama is so open she sat on a bar stool and fell through

My other ride is yo mamma...


The only difference between yo mamma and a washing machine is, when I dump my load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow me around...


Yo mamma so black, she could get a job as a hole...


Yo mamma so black, she gets out of the car and the oil light goes on...

Yo mamma is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on...

Yo mamma is so generous, she'd give you the hair off her back...

your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

Your breath is so bad, I can see what you're saying! :iceslolan

For everyone else:

You so poor, you go to KFC and lick everyone else's fingers.
Your lips are so big, chapstick had to come out with a spray.
I'll cut you down so low, you'll need to wear a sign saying don't spit, I can't swim.
Your mother is so stupid she jumped out the window and fell up!
Yo momma so fat she wears two watches cause she covers two time zones.
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Your a skid mark on the pants of the world.

Your a skid mark on the pants of the world.

You so poor, you can't afford to pay attention.

Your a zit on the back of society.

Your a zit on the back of society.
Your mom's so ugly, they press her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

Your a zit on the back of society.

You so short, we can see your feet on your drivers license.

and your a hemroid on the arse of the world

and did I mention your dicks so small not even your crabs can find it?

and did I mention your dicks so small not even your crabs can find it?
In order for yours to get hard, you have to stick it in the freezer.

your dick is so small you could screw a cheerio...

your mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets...

Your mamas so ugly she makes blind children scream.