15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1.A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

2.When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

3.A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breathe

4.You don't have to wine and dine a beer

5.If you pour beer right, you'll always get good head

6.Hangovers go away

7.When your finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

8.You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

9.A beer always goes down easy

10.You can share a beer with your friends

11.Beer is always wet

12.You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer

13.A frigid beer is a good beer

14.You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

15.You can enjoy beer all month long

:lol:

can u have sex with a beer?

can u have sex with a beer?
Just don't get it stuck in a bottle if you try...:uhoh:

can u have sex with a beer?
15 to 1....I think beer wins :evillol:

I have this poster in my room...

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/146/PP0375.jpg

you wanna pst that bigger so we can see the other 15 items on the list? (like anyones looking at the list anyways) :lol:

I have this poster in my room...

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/146/PP0375.jpg


Ill take that girl if ya dont mind lol

one bad thing about beer...too much and you end up ignoring the 15:1 thing

Haha i thought i'd be offended but those are really funny.

Raz..... You have 7 seconds before I release the repost hounds on you...

:lol2: what the hell do you want me to do? I want you to find the first post of this :thefinger

can u have sex with a beer?


Girls can. I wouldnt, but I've heard some do.

Girls can. I wouldnt, but I've heard some do.
You probably would if you drank the beer from the bottle :grinno:

No I wouldn't! Besides, you guys are EXTREMLY easy to get, especially when drunk. I wouldnt need a bottle.

How degrading! I'm not easy at all...even when drunk

Haha, thats pretty funny.

.....I know some girls that are pretty friendly when drunk

I wonder Who would that be????? cough*

Besides, you guys are EXTREMLY easy to get,.


Thats because men don't challenge a woman when they're approached. If a man is approached by a woman that he wants to have sex with, and the woman asks for sex, the man is going to give in. If a man approaches a woman and askes for sex, the woman feels as if she need to challenge the man...for whatever stupid reason, even if she wants to have sex with the man.

Most men are interested in the womans looks when they date them. Most woman are interested in a mans bank account. I know girls on this board are gona deny it, but ugly guys look great when they're in a Mercedes

mercedes? no wonder my geo wasnt getting me any!

Thats because men don't challenge a woman when they're approached. If a man is approached by a woman that he wants to have sex with, and the woman asks for sex, the man is going to give in. If a man approaches a woman and askes for sex, the woman feels as if she need to challenge the man...for whatever stupid reason, even if she wants to have sex with the man.

Most men are interested in the womans looks when they date them. Most woman are interested in a mans bank account. I know girls on this board are gona deny it, but ugly guys look great when they're in a Mercedes


Well first of all, we must give you guys a challenge before we have sex with you because if we just slept with every guy we wanted to, we would be labled a "slut". If a girl you liked gave right in and had sex with you, the majority of the time guys wouldn't want that girl for long term date potential because they'd constantly be wondering if she is always that easy and how many guys has she been with. Because I know a lot of you guys are the jealous types and would NOT like if your girlfriend has been with more than lets say, 2 men...

And of course a guy with a huge bank account is going to look attractive. A women wants to procreate with a man that can provide for her and her offspring.

[QUOTE=dayna240sx]I know a lot of you guys are the jealous types and would NOT like if your girlfriend has been with more than lets say, 2 men...

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not tru, if it was a woman i wouldnt be jealous.

integra818, the best thing to do is not try and come back and win. its impossible. The first thing they teach you in statistics is there is a 100% probability that the female will win in an arguement. That shoudl be #16...Beer wont argue with you...and win at least....

If you don't argue with women your life will be a lot less stressful.

hehe, you guys will make wonderful husbands someday :)

I know I may. I can cook, clean and do laundry. :smile:

And the list continues growing...

what list?

the best you could ever hope for in an agrument with a woman is to try to break even. Its far better to just admit you were wrong and take your puishment and move on

The word slut is around because of women. Unless a guy is mad at a girl I have never heard a guy call a girl a slut for sleeping with someone.

a girl will call another girl a slut like its the thing to do even if its her sister and she just lost her virginity to that 1 guy shes a slut. I dont get it?

Well first of all, we must give you guys a challenge before we have sex with you because if we just slept with every guy we wanted to, we would be labled a "slut". If a girl you liked gave right in and had sex with you, the majority of the time guys wouldn't want that girl for long term date potential because they'd constantly be wondering if she is always that easy and how many guys has she been with. Because I know a lot of you guys are the jealous types and would NOT like if your girlfriend has been with more than lets say, 2 men...

And of course a guy with a huge bank account is going to look attractive. A women wants to procreate with a man that can provide for her and her offspring.


You wouldnt be labeled a slut if you slept with alot of guys, you'd only be labeled a slut if other women saw you doing it, and at that point, they'd be jeoulous because you'd be getting the sex you want while they sit there and try to "challenge" men. AND don't worry, a man is'nt going to label you slut, if you're giving him sex, he'll be happy with you and he'll keep all negative names to himself.

And who the hell is talkin about a long term relationship? Such things are useless to me. I'm 18, now is not the time to think about long term relationship, it's the time to think about sex.

You know what kind of women I love? The ones who get with a man (me) and have sex with him because :

1. she wants to
2. he wants to

...she does'nt play any stupid games, we both want it and we both get it...I don't care how many men have been with her.

/\ Buddy, you're going to have a real hard time finding a woman that will adhere to those 2 conditions :lol2:

9.A beer always goes down easy

11.Beer is always wet


hehe your messing with the wrong girls....

dont forget
beer tastes good LOL

trust me there many more rearsons

rather be a drunkard then a married man
if i was married id probbly drink even more

^refer to Hyatus, ur messin with the wrong women :naughty:

/\ Buddy, you're going to have a real hard time finding a woman that will adhere to those 2 conditions :lol2:

Not looking for one, already HAVE one.