payback

OK I need help thinking of a way to get back at a co-worker of mine. We are both salesmen at SEARS. Last week, we were both working and at one of the cashier stations was a new girl. Not to be mean, but she was quite unattractive. And really unattractive at that. So my friend took it upon himself to give her a piece of paper with my name and number on it. Then he convinced me to hang out over there near her station (I didn't know about the number thing at that point). She assumed it was done as a joke, thank god. But I still think I should get him back. Just a little prank to play on him. Any ideas?

Heres a good one, take a bat and introduce it to his head :thumbsup:






Damn, I had a website full of these things....cant surf for them at work though

Eh – go out with her and have a good time.

She's ugly.

Find a girl with herpes to sex him up...

......or signal748

Give some guy who works there whos a loud mouth and like to talk alot his number and name with hearts around it.

you should become friends with the girl and comvince her to act like she really wants the guy

Depending on which dept. you work in and how long he's been working there, there's several things you can do:

Electronics: Call from another phone (using an "old foogie" accent and verbage) and have him look for a CD re-winder. If he says one doesn't exist, call him a liar and yell at him about how you were just there yesterday and saw some in the middle of the aisle(I've actually gotten a new guys to search for 15 mintues for one of these before we were all laughing so hard he clued into the joke.)

Men's Dept: (True story) I had some pervert call the Men's Dept. and start asking the gals I work with if they had "Extra Large" underwear cus he was "well endowed". The poor girls made me get on the phone and I had to spend 15 minutes listening to this sick-o tell me how hard it is to buy underwear that didn't "bind". (Should I have told him to f**k off? Yeah, but I've had some really weird requests before and you never know when someone is gonna complain to your boss) Reenact this to the discomfort of your friend and threaten to complain to his boss if he starts laughing.

Shoe Dept: Call and start a long conversation about how you only have one foot and you don't need 2 shoes. B!tch and moan about how you don't want to buy BOTH shoes since you don't need them. Threaten discrimination against 1 legged people if he doesn't comply.

Hardware: Have someone call in a high-pitched, heavily accented voice asking for plumbing supplies. Explain that the toilet is stopped up from a massive case of bowel explosion after eating too much curry/mexican food (depending on which voice you can do better). Go into detail about said explosion and get very angry if he starts to laugh.

All these jokes can be done over the phone from a different area of the store. If you work in a different area, modify as needed :)

She's ugly.

You're shallow.

Give his number to a gay male?

You're shallow.

And there is something wrong with that??

You're shallow.

:iagree: But if he acts like that, it's probably the best he'll get anyway.

You're shallow.
Now come on, there has to be some sort of physical attraction. All that 'inner beauty' bullshit doesn't really fly

Explain that the toilet is stopped up from a massive case of bowel explosion after eating too much curry/mexican food (depending on which voice you can do better). Go into detail about said explosion and get very angry if he starts to laugh.

I've been there before... :mad:

Go to a senior citizens center and hand out HIS number to a bunch of old ladies. :evillol:

This one is really bad, but... make an ad in the newspaper about him selling his car for $100. (Make it a short ad to save money) :naughty:

Or put an adult ad in the paper with his number on it.

"BUSTY REDHEAD RING ########"

Or put an adult ad in the paper with his number on it.

"BUSTY REDHEAD RING ########"


Thats how we met :) I don't regret a minute of it












p.s. I'm done with Top Gun finally. Was Maverick orginally supposed to be a homosexual? I'm definately picking up sexual vibes between him and Ice.

Errr, I don't think Maverick OR Ice where homosexuals... but whatever rocks your boat. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/uhoh.gif

There was definately something going on between them. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person who picked up on it. Charlie was just a cover up.

The Top Gun gay debate has been going on since it came out. You can't argue the fact that the volleyball scene was extremely gay.

Especially Goose not wanting Maverick to go. There was also like 326326 changing room scenes (only written in so they can all stare at each other in their underwear)

It's marketing.

Sweaty guys= for the chicks and alternative lifestylers.

F14s= For the guys.

I've never seen Top Gun...

Hell, I bet any strait man would PAY to see cruz in his underwear.. :greddy2:

It's marketing.

Sweaty guys= for the chicks and alternative lifestylers.

F14s= For the guys.
ROFL!!!!!!!!! We need people like you in the marketing department here! :lol:

Just pay my airfare I'm there Jimmy boy!

I wouldn't pay to see Tom Cruise in his underwear. Not really into seeing guys who look 12 half naked. The guy who played Slider on the other hand, I'm not complaining ;)

maybe he was the gay one??

She's ugly.


I hope I offend you here, because you're offending her, that's just plain arrogant.

Just because she's "ugly" in your eyes, doesn't mean she's ugly in someone elses eyes, and it certainly doesn't mean that she isn't a nice person.

If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people like you who judge other people by what they look like. Judge people for who they are inside, their personality, their point of view, their ideas, opinions, political view, music they listen to, even their idea of the 'perfect person'. Not by their skin colour, race, sex, religion, and appearance.

The situation is no differant, than you saying "I don't want to be friends with that guy because he's black" "I hate him because he's asian" "go back to your own country you asian prick" "all asians are assholes" etc, etc. I was demonstrating a point, do not quote me on that, it isn't "me" saying it. I was making a point

Either way, she's the victim here, and does not deserve the way you're treating her.

And someone said to Toksin "that 'inner beauty' bullshit doesn't really fly". Yes, it does. It may not to you, but you're obviously no differant that the thread starter. No offence or anything (It won't suprise me if you do get offended, I made a harsh statement).

The point I'm trying to make, is that just because she isn't 'hot' in your opinion, does not mean she can be treated like shit. You're a bit of a hypocrit too. You probably have an asian friend, african-american friend, or know people from differant religions, races, and have differant skin colour to you. You don't treat them like shit (I hope) what's differant with this girl? Well? The answer is nothing.

"She's ugly". Grow up.

Wow Davo, never knew it was in you...

Davo-,

He did not treat her like shit. IMO the guy who played a trick on them both did.

First you say
"I hope I offend you here"
then
"No offence or anything"
then
"It won't suprise me if you do get offended"

Then I see you went on this whole hate trip thing, and I go back to re-read the post and the guy obviously never hated the girl. Hell, he was even talking to her right? Only person being hated was the dick who played the joke.

I just think you got a little carried away. Possibly a bad experience?

Anyways, good vent. :)

I know it might seem contradictory that I said "I hope to offend you", then say "no offence". But the two statements were not linked, and refere to differant parts.

Allow me to elaborate :)
I was hoping to hit a soft spot on him with the "don't judge people by their looks" lecture (hehe), but I ment no harm in the quote's in my comparason (sp?) comments. And I stand by that. It's not a direct target, in anyway or form, I just felt that there wasn't much differance in the comment he made (ugly), and my examples. :)

I'm sorry I gave the impression that I was saying "he hated her" or whatever, I was trying to relate it to the "she's ugly" comment (which I'm not "pissed off" at, It's just a concern :))

I suppose I did get carried away a little.
Yeah, bad experiences of my entire childhood life, people judging me on what I look like (they were all slim, and muscle, I was "big boned" shall we say).

It's funny how all the kids who used to tease me became highschool drop out junkies (cracked up on drugs), and all the kids who do get teased go on to lead a succesful life (mine is yet to be determined!)


And no, he didn't treat her like shit, but IMO, someone who judges before they know, is treating their confidence like shit. There is such a thing as metal abuse (talking behind their back, etc).

"She's Ugly" as a comment in reply to: "go out with her and have a good time." to me sounds like he doesn't exactly like her, in fact, has some form of prejudism towards her. Do I have that right???
It's no differant than saying "I don't want to talk to him because he's asian" or more accurate to this situation "I don't want to know her because she's ugly". That's my main concern, and my objective to point out, that her appearance is irrelevant, and I feel I've done so sufficiantly.
I'm glad you expressed some objection to my post.

I'm trying to make this as formal as I can without getting anyone else involved, I was just objecting to what he said. No harm done :)

I don't want a repeate of the "supra" thread in another forum here.

Until then, have a nice day :D


*ED* This thread is about payback!...I thought I had some good ideas, but Alas, I'm dry!

HOLY HELL. I did not intend for the thread to turn into a battle zone and discussion on Tom Cruise naked. Davo, usually at this point I would defend myself, but this is retarded so I'm gonna drop it.

POLTICALLY CORRECT VERSION:
I am just physically unattracted to her and her personality doesn't excite me either.

I think you're also a hypocrite...


I dubed it "Chude" (Chick-Dude) [promounced "choo'de]. This was a full-blown transexual in public. A very bad looking tranny at that! the "chude" had a "supposed" girlfriend with "it". It was halarious!!

I actually saw another one a few hours later, it was equally as scary.



We went to the gay part of town (oxford street) where all teh poofs hang out (there were a lot of them, random guys hugging and kissing, holding hands etc) saw a few hot leso's, we walked past the gay bar (ha!) and I yell out to mat: "why not! You get drunk to the point you stick your cock in my mouth!" ha, that was awesome, we got a few shitty looks from the gays.

So calling a girl ugly is bad, but dehumanizing gays and transexuals is O.K.! :smile:

Yes. Yes it is :D

I was thinking of making reference to my chude thread (hahaha, still makes me laugh :)), but I cancelled it out.

Calling a girl ugly is "ok", but using it against her is a 'no-no'.

I can't see how I was "dehumanizing gays" but I'll go with it, ehehehehe.

Plus, if I was really "dehumanizing" (is that a word? I neaver heard it till now!) gays I'd say something derrogatory, such as "they shouldn't be allowed there" "they should be illegal" "i hope i don't get ass raped", etc, stuff like that. Infact, I was pointing out, my first ever sighting of a transexual (allegedly). That part about the gay bar was just for humor, and wasn't targeting any form of sexuality, race, gender, or skin colour (etc etc). If anything, I was embarrasing my friend, Mat, by saying what I said "You get drunk to the point you stick your cock in my mouth!!" :lol2:


I also stated that I didn't have a problem with the chude, or it's right to be there. And I don't.


I hope that makes sence, and clears a few things up!

Well, this isn't a "battle-zone", there are no guns :D

Davo, he has every right to dislike her because she's ugly. If he prefers to date pretty women, regardles of intelligence, he can do so. If I call Civcs ugly, are you gonna acuse me of bieng a racist towards Japanese people? If I like the color red, does that make me a communist? If I like looking at naked women, am I a pervert? From your point of view... yes.

Davo, he has every right to dislike her because she's ugly. If he prefers to date pretty women, regardles of intelligence, he can do so. If I call Civcs ugly, are you gonna acuse me of bieng a racist towards Japanese people? If I like the color red, does that make me a communist? If I like looking at naked women, am I a pervert? From your point of view... yes.

Well that last one, hell yeah. But seriously... who isn't a pervert? :icon16:

*raises guilty flag*

Integra, I think you have taken what I said out of context, and you seem to have not got my argument straight. Either please stop trying to argue, or re-read my post, and try and understand what I was trying to say. Thanks, I'm just saying that to avoid a conflict :) :cheers:
It was just my personal opinion.

I never said he *didn't* have a right. I said it was arrogant that he judged her because of her looks, before actually getting to know her. I don't blame him, it happens a lot, it's human nature I guess.... Like I just said, re-read what I was saying before you argue any further. I got into a massive flame fest over people mis-judging one of my posts, I do not wish it to happen.
I'm going to say it one last time.
I wasn't holding the thread starter at any 'flameing'. I took a comment he made, not personal, just into concern, and formally expressed my opinion.
If you want to argue aginst me, please do so, but try and get your facts right. It seems to be a major problem here :)

I liek teh hot chix 2. I went out specifically looking for them on Saturday night...And sunday when I went into the CBD.

If I could, I'd take y'all out for a beer.

She's ugly.

How about you post up your picture,maybe.....


http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=261578

Can we please stop arguing over this stupid topic.

Davo,

de·hu·man·ize ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-hym-nz)
tr.v. de·hu·man·ized, de·hu·man·iz·ing, de·hu·man·iz·es
To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility: slaves who had been dehumanized by their abysmal condition.

(and i'm not posting that to argue with you. just answering your question "is it a word?")

oh yeah...HOW BOUT SOME GOOD PRACTICAL JOKES TO PLAY ON MY FRIEND?

Don't you know what THE FUCKING GOOGLE IS FOR?

Can we please stop arguing over this stupid topic.

Davo,

de·hu·man·ize ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-hym-nz)
tr.v. de·hu·man·ized, de·hu·man·iz·ing, de·hu·man·iz·es
To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility: slaves who had been dehumanized by their abysmal condition.

(and i'm not posting that to argue with you. just answering your question "is it a word?")



ahaha, awesome, thanks dude.

I honestly can't think of any good praticle jokes...You could always let the air in his tires down, or cut his break cables *teehee*.

Does he sit on a chair at work? Unscrew all the nuts and bolts so when he sits down the chair falls apart :lol2:

Don't you know what THE FUCKING GOOGLE IS FOR?

They have a google for that now? Damn....

Google does many things

I looked em up on google a while back with one of my pals and ended up with a trojan virus thing :(