Argh!!! Mother F****** Deer

I was heading to my gf's house to drop her off after a movie and hanging out, going down a street, two lanes aech side, divided by a grassy median, and shes like, whats that? and im like what? holy poop its a deer, it darts toward the street, i slam on the brakes, it hits the driver side fender, rolls on the hood, head smashes the windshield, rolls over my roof and then skids along the ground, gets up and skampers off.

lucky for me, i already had a new windshield sitting in my garage waiting to be installed, because i had a crack running along it.
the fender i think could be pounded out and such, just hopefully

damn liability insurance

To Do List Windshield New Bumper Needed (From previous accident, i.e. hitting an M3) Drivers Side Fender New Hood (Hail damage, Deer damage, and M3 smashing damge)

damn...you going to go oem route or get a nice aftermarket hood and bumper?

i've always wanted a cf hood, but the whole parent thing and them not liking my car into a quote "muscle machine" and yes, that was once said by my mother
i would like to get aftermarket hood bumper and fenders, but i dont want to pay shipping =(

im glad everyone was alright

^^^True, cause them damn deers can be some dangerous bitches. I can't stand when they get hit. And its not like we hit deers, they hit us. Shit, we get more damage out of it than they do. :lol: At the deer just skampering away though. Them bastards can go through just about anything, and when its done just trots off as if nothing ever happened. So next time I see a deer and I can't dodge it, best believe I'm gon' speed up. Cause he ain't gon' get the best out of a accident with me, no sir. :grinno:

just tell your mom cf is safer or gives you better gas mileage

hmm, but the hood isnt really that bad, jsut a small dent, a weird dent from the bmw m3 at the latch location, and then the hail damage. oo and upon further inspection i found that my headlight seemed to have taken to most damage, 3 of the 4 brackets snapped so, im going to get some cool new projector headlights

So next time I see a deer and I can't dodge it, best believe I'm gon' speed up. Cause he ain't gon' get the best out of a accident with me, no sir.

LMAO!!! this is going in my sig for sure.

i hit a coon awhile back in my teg, lol picked the car right up off the ground. i went back and looked and the coon basicly blew up so i was satified even though he tore up my front lip.

Blaze they dont' always get more damage then we do! lol. When I was 16 and driving home one night in my 1st car (86 accord lxi) I hit a deer doin 85 and tore that sucka in two LOL. destroyed my hood though

but sorry to hear that civic..it sucks :(

^can yah say road kill lol
^

on the news a few weeks ago there was a family that hit and friggen Elk on I-90 in washington state and it made the car flip and killed the people in the car. So maybe hitting a dear will just fook your car up but watch out for them damn Elk!

and moose/bears depending on where you live :D

Man that sucks, enough to make you want to chase the deer down and beat the hell out of it.

and moose/bears depending on where you live :D
and fat chicks too

thats mean, but any advise on getting the sideskirts off? those are some bastard screws on them

try a crowbar?

i ripped out the three small screw/clips because the screws didnt unscrew, so i need new little screw clips anyone know hwere?

go to the dealer. Or try at a NAPA store

DUDE!!! Just slap one of those redneck tubular brush gards on & go LOOKING for a deer!

DUDE!!!! no.

I almost hit a deer in my 89 Chevy C1500 with over 250,000 miles on it. Im pretty sure i would have just ripped it in half, but i managed to get sideways about 100ft behind the deer, skid about 30 feet, get backwards in the wrong lane, whip it in reverse, go backwards until i could swing it back around into the right lane, and STILL barely miss him just standing there. (it wouldnt have been as cool if i just stopped, and its a beater truck so i wouldnt have even minded hitting it) The two girls i had in the car were screaming at least for ten seconds after it happend too. lol man that was great. :)

my friend tol me that he and his friend, driving an xterra, hit a deer going like 75, and the deer hit the headlight and he said that it just spun around :lol2:

i hit a coon awhile back in my teg, lol picked the car right up off the ground. i went back and looked and the coon basicly blew up so i was satified even though he tore up my front lip.

LMFAO!!!!! Any other Aussie's will LOVE this post! We call the aboriginals who sniff petrol and are generally fucked up "coons" lmfao!