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AIM Quote Thread


Suislide
07-19-2004, 11:30 PM
ok, so you've seen everyone with the quotes in their signatures of hilarious conversations had with fellow AFers or outside friends.

some of them, unfortunatley, get lost in cyberspace.

so here's your chance to post up any hilarious AIM, MSN, ICQ, YIM, or any other IM conversations.

as a slight guideline, it would be funnier if the conversation either took place with a fellow AFer, or is of a topic that everyone can laugh about (ie no inside jokes). also, nothing TOO inappropriate please (racism etc.)

the one in my signature was added just recently from a convo with J_Swigz. here's some others from this convo...


J Swigz: it's time to take steps
J Swigz: with no AF means
J Swigz: it's pr0n time
doriftosileighty: WAY ahead of you, buddy :-D
J Swigz: LOL


doriftosileighty: man, talking to AF people on AIM or MSN is just asking to be black-mailed or made fun of
doriftosileighty: they should have a disclaimer.
doriftosileighty: "warning! anything you say can and will be used against you in a signature on a web forum!"
J Swigz: "WARNING: If you're thinking of telling this person something potentially personal, prepare for him to disregard that fact and embarass you."


doriftosileighty: "the server is too busy at the moment. he went to get coffee and then went to the hardware store so he could finally fix the toilet that his wife's been nagging him about for 6 months. please try again later"
J Swigz: lol
J Swigz: "The Server is busy. Now fuck off"

Sean
07-20-2004, 12:06 AM
sq38097474: There is a mosquito in my room that is determined to land in my ear
OoToksinoO: is there something about me that makes people think i care about trivial little shit?
sq38097474: yes
OoToksinoO: oh
OoToksinoO: carry on then
OoToksinoO: :p
sq38097474: miss susan is a very approachable name
OoToksinoO: are you calling me a slit?
OoToksinoO: fuck
OoToksinoO: slut?

sq38097474: ahh wtf i just got an ad for suppressive therapy for genital herpes
OoToksinoO: ive had worse

I've got more, but I can't find them right now.

taranaki
07-20-2004, 12:30 AM
Please don't quote any of my AIM messages in this thread.If I wanted them on AF,I'd have posted them on AF.

-Davo
07-20-2004, 12:50 AM
I don't talk to AF people. I don't have, or like AIM, and my msn list if full already (I'm saying you all suck :D <---That's a joke :lol2:)

But, I went on ICQ the other day for the first time in a few months, and this chick named "Alexa" msgd me "hello", and I found out (rather "came to the conclusion") she was a bot. This is the entire Conversation. (I'm Trend Kill).

Alexa 7/17/200 11:30 PM hello

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM sup

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM are you new here? You seem confused...

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM nop

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM facinating...


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM a/s/l?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM continue, please

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM jigier

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM that's interesting

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM http://www.exploitedmoms.net/ads/videos/0604/4
sa/index.htm

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM I am confused

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM do you cyber

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM Like in Neuromancer?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM uh,...yeah

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM what's new in North Dakota


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM poo

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM really

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM nuh,i was just kidding

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM like I care

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM you do?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM anyone else smell smoke?


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM yeah, it must be your hair

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM I understand

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM i'm sure you do

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM many people are sure me do

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM do you like girls?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM what do you think of women's lib?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM what's a lib?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM you don't make any sense at all.

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM nither do you. I know you're a bot

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM I am a fleshy human being!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM ....no, you're not. I am talking to a stupid
retarded computer

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM How much do Cray's cost?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM three-fiddy

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM Did anyone hear about the cat
in Phoenix



Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM i did, yeah, i heard it got raped by a dog

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM of course!


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM a plastic dog


Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM Why is "palindrome" spelled "palindrome" and
not "palindromeemordnilap"?


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM because you're too stupid to understand the
concept of english

Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM hey

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM fuck off now

Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM bite me!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM suck me!


Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM continue, please

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM you continue
I demand to speek to your manager

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM that's interesting
unno


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM your I.P has been logged by a 3rd party
program, your company will be contacted soon

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM am I invited to the party?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM no, you suck

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM and your mother.....

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM dog

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM Arguments with furniture are rarely
productive.


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM he

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM I see

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM muscle

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM wonder what sprint security
is up to!


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM sex

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM you are a female

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM do you want a girlfriend?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM why

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM just because

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM because why

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM good question!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM who made you

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM your mother...

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM your mother is dead, bitch


And that's is. The "bot" didn't talk to me after that. I offended it :D

zebrathree
07-20-2004, 12:55 AM
WTF is an ICQ bot?

taranaki
07-20-2004, 12:57 AM
Definitition of ":loser:" one who holds conversations with bots,then tries the old "kiss and tell".

gigglesnirt
07-20-2004, 01:09 AM
wow i have the worst discussions with my friends stepsister, she just annoys me and she is an idiot, butim not going to post those because i bet i'll get banned.

-Davo
07-20-2004, 01:12 AM
Definitition of ":loser:" one who holds conversations with bots,then tries the old "kiss and tell".


ha, i was just doing it for amusement, just like coming here :lol2:

An ICQ bot is a computer. Do you know "Smarterchild"?

Toksin
07-20-2004, 01:15 AM
I need an AIM convo logger, too much good shit to miss. I mostly use MSN though (as you can see from the last few sigs Brian has had...wb btw bro)

Xtreme_098
07-20-2004, 03:50 AM
ha, i was just doing it for amusement, just like coming here :lol2:

An ICQ bot is a computer. Do you know "Smarterchild"?

:banhim:






















lol j/k

Toksin
07-20-2004, 04:02 AM
:banhim:


happened already....

Raz_Kaz
07-20-2004, 10:09 AM
MSN pn3z AIM!!!
Anyways, the only person I kinda talk to is Damien on msn, dont really carry any interesting convos







I feel like a :loser:



:attention

geofroley
07-20-2004, 10:56 AM
oGreyxMatterX: he thinks hes all like rocker now and he like has to play the part just cuz he listens to rock and he thinks that he has to like dress all punk just cuz he listens to it and it bugs me his girlfriend does the same thing
oGreyxMatterX: im sorry im like telling you everything on my mind
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: yeah
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: no its cool
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: his girlfriend has a great ass though
oGreyxMatterX: and i would care?

EclipseRST
07-20-2004, 12:49 PM
sorry its kinda long but funny! this guys was on here trying to make me believe his car runs 11 second 1/4 mile passes... lets just say he didnt last to long on here and is no longer welcome here at AF :biggrin:

NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude wats ur problem
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you have the same setup as me
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: number 2 asian started the scene
RST Eclipse GST:who the fuck are you?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hahah
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: mr moderator
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: go ahead kick me out
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: like i dont have a mod sn
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im the mod who never have patient
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im ready to kick hella out
RST Eclipse GST:who are you then?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nefariousr2o9
RST Eclipse GST:sign in and go post in the mod corner
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: at af
RST Eclipse GST:if you say you have a mod sn...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: why should i
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i only do mod n art
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: in*
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by the way af is gay
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: we got aro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: streetracing.org
RST Eclipse GST:then stay there...
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... good for you...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well by the way newcomer for imports
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill run u for ur car
RST Eclipse GST:so why do you go around posting shit that isnt true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: title for title
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my shit is true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: and faster than you
RST Eclipse GST:for my title... your so full of shit!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: one thing
RST Eclipse GST:show me a time slip or a dyno chart
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by saturday
RST Eclipse GST:lol... by saturday
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: alrite tonite
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill post it up
RST Eclipse GST:post it up now!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: its at the shop
RST Eclipse GST:or do you have to find one
RST Eclipse GST:off the internet!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: off the net
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: street sleeper n a dragger soon to b
RST Eclipse GST:if you knew anything about DSM's you would know it takes a lot more than 15psi to hit 389hp
RST Eclipse GST:so what year motor are you using!
RST Eclipse GST:and why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: cyclone
RST Eclipse GST:what year
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 91
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: rebuilt
RST Eclipse GST:keep goin
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: jdm
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: tdo5 turbo
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 63mm trim
RST Eclipse GST:stock turbo?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: reported
RST Eclipse GST:reported?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: crower camshaft
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yea bigger turbine
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: more like innovative turbo shit
RST Eclipse GST:what cam are you using
RST Eclipse GST:like diration
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit iono
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im not the mechanic
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my brother is
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: all i do is run it back n forth
RST Eclipse GST:jsut one cam?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude its a dohc
RST Eclipse GST:i know... i'm just finding out how much of a moron you are!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i lied about the side mounted intercooler
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i have a greddy front mount intercooler
RST Eclipse GST:and your not running 11s either!!1
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well yea
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i am
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish pretty much a strip car
RST Eclipse GST:not on 15psi of boost!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: seats only
RST Eclipse GST:there is not way in hell
RST Eclipse GST:i dont care whats in the car!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hold up
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i jus reduce the boost
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish 15 pounds now
RST Eclipse GST:lol then thats a lot lighter than 400 lbs like you said before huh
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i dont have the car here
RST Eclipse GST:what psi were you running?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well more like 500 tho
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: haha
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well i took to my friends at import life down in so cal
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: south cali
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: they boost it up all the way to 30 psi
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit happen with the tranny
RST Eclipse GST:LMFAO!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: then kinda reduce it
RST Eclipse GST:ok just stop talking now!
RST Eclipse GST:this conversation is done...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ur in north
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: u dunno
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: wat we do in cali
RST Eclipse GST:there is no fuckin way you got 30psi out of that stock motor!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yes u can
RST Eclipse GST:my motor is built pretty well and i only push 23psi thru it and i stop cause i start to sence knock... do you know what knock is? didnt think so!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you jus dont have a clue
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: your shit is weak thats why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: is it even a 4g63
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i look at ur cardomain
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... if you have any common sence about DSM's you would just shut your mouth now... i think i know what the fuck i am talking about!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ase
RST Eclipse GST:done... goodbye and have a nice day!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nope
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will smoke you styll
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... can you say blocked!

Damien
07-20-2004, 07:40 PM
MSN pn3z AIM!!!
Anyways, the only person I kinda talk to is Damien on msn, dont really carry any interesting convos







I feel like a :loser:



:attention

It's cause u are, but it's ok, ur canadian. :p Naw, i forgot I have msn since i hide my toolbar and i forget anything on it, sorry Raz :D

WickedNYCowboy
07-20-2004, 07:59 PM
How do you get the faces with the signs and animated ones? I have plenty of funny ones but every single one will get me banned.

geofroley
07-20-2004, 09:28 PM
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: who am i?
SmarterChild: The Best.

:iagree:

Raz_Kaz
07-20-2004, 11:28 PM
Sorry Damien, but I thought this was funny.....and it's not just the ;ack of sleep talking


Knightly Watchman says:
im gettin a job tomorrow
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
cool, where?
Knightly Watchman says:
comfort inn
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
receptionist?
Knightly Watchman says:
idk exactly
Knightly Watchman says:
i think bellhop
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
god rest your soul

Toksin
07-21-2004, 01:13 AM
SQ38097474: hey
OoToksinoO: hey man
SQ38097474: what's new?
OoToksinoO: planning a multiple homocide, you?


/twitch

Sean
07-21-2004, 01:20 AM
....
OoToksinoO: planning a multiple homocide, you?
sq38097474: planning on destroying the town of sydney
sq38097474: BC, not Australia
sq38097474: but....

ac427cpe
07-21-2004, 01:26 AM
OoToksinoO: London, canada
OoToksinoO: london
OoToksinoO: LONDONG
OoToksinoO: fucking north americans
OoToksinoO: MAKE UP YOUR OWN FUCKING NAMES




OoToksinoO: men are men?
OoToksinoO: and the sheep are nervous?
the az aw20: no, that's nz
OoToksinoO: *aus
the az aw20: fine

Toksin
07-21-2004, 01:29 AM
the az aw20: NEW your
the az aw20: k*
the az aw20: shit
the az aw20: can't s[ell
OoToksinoO: LOL
OoToksinoO: NEW york aint fucking good enough
OoToksinoO: fuck
OoToksinoO: one day im going to book a trip
OoToksinoO: and end up in venice, alabama
OoToksinoO: instead of italy
OoToksinoO: because of you wankers
the az aw20: lol
the az aw20: venice is in texas
the az aw20: ;-)
OoToksinoO: WELL I DONT WANT TO GO TO TEXAS EITHER
OoToksinoO: wanker.
the az aw20: there's a town i arizona called "strawberry"
the az aw20: and!
the az aw20: there's a nowhere, Az
OoToksinoO: nowhere?
OoToksinoO: are you fucking serious?
OoToksinoO: i wanna go to Myass
the az aw20: yup
OoToksinoO: loo
the az aw20: lol
OoToksinoO: phone rings
OoToksinoO: "where are you?"
-nowhere
"dont be a fuckass. where are you?"
-NOWHERE
*clicK*
the az aw20: "where u at!?"
the az aw20: nowhere
the az aw20: "no foo! where u AT!??!"
the az aw20: lol
the az aw20: then u click
OoToksinoO: were are you at?
OoToksinoO: what the fuck kind of english is that?
OoToksinoO: where are you going to?
the az aw20: you've never been to LA
OoToksinoO: fucking hell
the az aw20: lol
OoToksinoO: butchers
OoToksinoO: the lot of you
the az aw20: hey
the az aw20: out here
the az aw20: we say howdy and y'all
the az aw20: remember
OoToksinoO: men are men?

Toksin
07-21-2004, 01:51 AM
OoToksinoO: http://marcus.orcon.net.nz/FF03.jpg
OoToksinoO: that little fucker
OoToksinoO: we had THOSE c#&s in our garage
the az aw20: /loading
OoToksinoO: http://marcus.orcon.net.nz/FF07.jpg
the az aw20: it's like a scorpion with no stinger
the az aw20: and
the az aw20: ?!?!?!>K:L I#:OWEru filaskdf j!!!
the az aw20: WTF!?!!?!?!
the az aw20: she's eating one?!!?
the az aw20: fucking wrong man
the az aw20: that's not right

-Davo
07-21-2004, 04:44 AM
:banhim:





lol j/k



:crying:


:smooch:

Yeah, I already have been banned once.

Fully_Sick
07-21-2004, 10:50 AM
I cant believe you have a thread for this?

Raz_Kaz
07-21-2004, 08:25 PM
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
im in london, ontario
Sean says:
oh
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
its 2 hours south-west of toronto and 2 hours north-east of widnsor
Sean says:
i'm sorry about that
Sean says:
the elephant's neck
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
dude, what elephant?
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
lol
Sean says:
the bloody elephant
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
where>
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
?
Sean says:
windsor is the trunk
Sean says:
niagara is the front foot
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
never heard of anyone referring to my area as an elephant
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
you crazy canucks!
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
lol
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
you gotta stop viewing city's and regions as gentals
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
genetals*
Sean says:
fine, so long as the city stops smelling like it





this was like 5 mins ago :lol2:

Suislide
07-21-2004, 08:27 PM
i didn't know you were Ontarian...

join the club!

London's like a 3 hour drive from me though. (Caledon)

Raz_Kaz
07-21-2004, 08:32 PM
Ontarians unite!!!
:lol:

Sean
07-21-2004, 10:06 PM
I'm a former Ontari-ari-ari-o-ian! I grew up in Aurora, south of Newmarket.


Sean: damn
Sean: servers busy again
Sean: i'm looking at you :P
Raz_Kaz: server is always busy!!!
Raz_Kaz: i hope it isnt because of my whoring?
Sean: hah
Raz_Kaz: i sure hope thats a no
Sean: that's going in quotes thread
Raz_Kaz: DAMNIT!
Sean: :thefinger
Raz_Kaz: it's like having everything recorded, anything stupid you say can be used for the public's entertainment

Raz_Kaz
07-21-2004, 10:23 PM
Knightly Watchman says:
but hey, j is a wanger
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
j is a wanger?
Knightly Watchman says:
yes
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
what dat means?
Knightly Watchman says:
he lives in Victoria which is the wang part as u live in the neck
Knightly Watchman says:
of the elephant!!! kepp up
Knightly Watchman says:
*keep
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
lol, enough with the city-genetal thing
Raz_Kaz- I Am So beautiful...To You, Yes It's True. I'm Everything You Wanted, I'm Everything You Need...[9 days] says:
i swear this is going on AF soon
Knightly Watchman says:
it should
Knightly Watchman says:
then we can asign all canadians with their parts

Damien
07-21-2004, 10:27 PM
Arivina [10:57 PM]: Raz tell u his specialty of scamming his coworkers?
SQ38097474 [10:59 PM]: no
Arivina [11:01 PM]: he's a hoibble canadian
Arivina [11:01 PM]: horrible...i no how tou speil
SQ38097474 [11:01 PM]: just because he doesn't know where the elephants arsehole is?
SQ38097474 [11:01 PM]: hah
Arivina [11:02 PM]: niagra is the front foot
SQ38097474 [11:02 PM]: he lives in the neck
Arivina [11:02 PM]: oh...right
Arivina [11:03 PM]: that bad or good?
SQ38097474 [11:03 PM]: better then the ass
Arivina [11:03 PM]: where r u
SQ38097474 [11:03 PM]: the lumpy old wang of victoria
Arivina [11:04 PM]: So hes a Necker and your a wanger?
SQ38097474 [11:05 PM]: guess so
Arivina [11:05 PM]: canada sounds fun
SQ38097474 [11:06 PM]: bloody right

Damien
07-21-2004, 10:46 PM
Arivina [11:39 PM]: i see u!!!
RazKaz1986 [11:39 PM]: why is no one stalking me?!?!?
Arivina [11:40 PM]: because
Arivina [11:40 PM]: You Are So Ugly...To You, Yes It's True. You're Everything No One Wants, You're Everything No One Needs
RazKaz1986 [11:41 PM]: dang, i feel so unloved
RazKaz1986 [11:41 PM]: at least I have my man



























What's a little editing :p

emerge
07-22-2004, 03:11 PM
Slver Civic 86: i probably drink a gallon a day
nxzo: a fucking gallon a day??!?!
Slvr Civic 86: ya i like milk a lot
nxzo: why don't you just staple a tit to your face
Slvr Civic 86: lmao

gigglesnirt
07-22-2004, 11:07 PM
here's one i found in my profile, might be more jsut gotta look around.

gigglesnirt: troy
troycasio99: nick
gigglesnirt: you dont giggle enough
troycasio99: i
troycasio99: i'm sorry
gigglesnirt: its ok
gigglesnirt: just dont let it happen again
gigglesnirt: i always feel like i have a duty, too make people giggle
gigglesnirt: you ever feel like that?
troycasio99: yes nick
gigglesnirt: harry potter is my hero
troycasio99: same
gigglesnirt: good
gigglesnirt: he should be
troycasio99 is away at 10:05:08 PM.

ZedEx
07-22-2004, 11:20 PM
Good one:

-ShadowZedX : ... Dude she laughed at it?

-3thousndgeet : ya

-ShadowZedX : I told you she gets around bro

-3thousndgeet : dood i cant beleive it

-ShadowZedX : ... Well... I guess I have a funny story to tell everyone now. Later bro, haha

-3thousndgeet : wes i swear to fckin god ill kill u

-ShadowZedX : Later Austin

God I'm evil :D

-Wes

91300zxtt
07-22-2004, 11:24 PM
Good one:

-ShadowZedX : ... Dude she laughed at it?

-3thousndgeet : ya

-ShadowZedX : I told you she gets around bro

-3thousndgeet : dood i cant beleive it

-ShadowZedX : ... Well... I guess I have a funny story to tell everyone now. Later bro, haha

-3thousndgeet : wes i swear to fckin god ill kill u

-ShadowZedX : Later Austin

God I'm evil :D

-Wes


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Toksin
07-28-2004, 03:16 AM
SQ38097474: i come home from work (which in a story in itself)
SQ38097474: and i look out my back window
SQ38097474: and there is this strange light in the field behind my house
SQ38097474: it looks like a small fire or something
SQ38097474: so i get my binoculars
OoToksinoO: mmhmmm
SQ38097474: and i find this light
SQ38097474: and it's a candle and i
SQ38097474: and there are two people that can faintly be seen
SQ38097474: having sex
SQ38097474: in the middle of the fucking field
SQ38097474: roflmao
SQ38097474: i'm going to get my camera and sneak over there then take a picture with the flash
SQ38097474: then dash off into the darkness
SQ38097474: hahahaha
OoToksinoO: ROFL!
OoToksinoO: DO IT!!
SQ38097474: omg omg omg
SQ38097474: i can't find my telephoto lens
OoToksinoO: FIND IT
SQ38097474: shit
SQ38097474: i just get my camera set up and the light went out
OoToksinoO: DAMMIT!
OoToksinoO: go run!
OoToksinoO: now!
SQ38097474: fuck
OoToksinoO: GO!
OoToksinoO: brb, dinner
SQ38097474: i don't have night vision goggles man
OoToksinoO: you're not scared of teh dark are yhou?
OoToksinoO: lol
OoToksinoO: stick your head out the window
OoToksinoO: and yell
OoToksinoO: WILL YOU TWO QUIT FUCKING AND KEEP THE NOISE DOWN?!?!

Fully_Sick
07-28-2004, 07:23 AM
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

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