Bumper Stickers

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention

We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.

CAT - the other white meat.

When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

My state bird is the finger

Don't make me use my pepper spray, dork!

Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney

Another Dopeless Hope Fiend

My freedom is more important than your good idea.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

Wife and Dog missing: reward for dog

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

Eschew obfuscation.

Will Rogers never met a lawyer.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Who cares who's on board?

Die Yuppie Scum.

Exxon Suxx.

I wish I was Barbie - That bitch has everything!

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

They say you can't take it with you... But they also can't come and get it!

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe.

Nonconformists are all alike.

Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur

Diplomacy is that art of saying "Nice Doffie!"...till you can find a rock

I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist

Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

End racism...kill everyone

Indians discovered Columbus

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups

Patience, hell give me something to kill!

If you are not the lead truck, the scenary never changes.

All generalizations are false.

Custer got Siouxed

Bad cop...no donut.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

So few Richards, so many Dicks.

DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia

Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!

I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup.

Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.

Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

You Will Be Assimilated.

Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!!

Stop continental drift!

There was nothing Great about the Depression.

The more people I know, the more I love my dog.

The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock

Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.

Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ass.

If I looked interested I'm not

Caution: I know Karate (in small print underneith) and seven other chinese words.

Disco Sucks, Rap Blows

Where is my favorite one?

" My kid beat up your honor student."

My fave, saw it on a chicks car.

Naughty Boy, now go to my room!

My favorite:

"Faster than a speeding ticket."

and

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an asshole."

I got the "My kid beat up ur honor student"

what about the "If you can read this, GET OFF MY ASS"

it might be up there but i didnt read them all :)

Originally posted by darkness
My fave, saw it on a chicks car.

Naughty Boy, now go to my room!

hahaha :)

Was she HOT? ;)