Kids These Days!!!!!!

Working with kids! Some are great, but some you just want to choke.

Kids these days, DAMN!! TEST-TEST-TEST TEST YOUR PATIENCE!!

I blame the parents.... :2cents:


Not like the old days.....

i guess some people wanna choke me too but I agree on the parents thign

The only cute kids are your own kids. Other peoples kids annoy the shit out of me.

i used to be a counselor for 5th graders at camp, half the boys are crazy but really funny the rest are great i think, some of the best times ever. except the food.

I taught children's ski lessons for 6 years. Kids who piss their pants every two seconds, kids who bitch and whine and cry ALL day, kids who shit their pants and don't tell you until you smell it 3 hours later, kids who puke down the back of your jacket when you're buckling their boots, kids who ski into walls when you're hungover and not paying attention...
I hate kids. :lol:

I guess you wont be having any anytime soon.

I still blame it on their parents.

I think it is more of a parental issue. Don't blame kids for having crappy parents because they don't bring them up right(no offense to anyone).

It can have alot to do with the parents, but it's not totally their fault. I know a few people who are great parents and their kids just have fucking issues. They can't get them under control, have tried counseling, juvy, among other things. Still no go.

When I was younger I did almost everything to make it hard for my folks. Now just not as much, as they make it hard for me sometimes too. I guess when there in there 80's and I refuse to put them in a home Ill get what they got lol. tmi?wtb!
Kinda one of those gotta love me situations.

Y'all think you've been through some shit?

I spent two years working in the toy department at Wal-Mart.

When I was younger I did almost everything to make it hard for my folks. Now just not as much, as they make it hard for me sometimes too. I guess when there in there 80's and I refuse to put them in a home Ill get what they got lol. tmi?wtb!
Kinda one of those gotta love me situations.

haha, yeah. I made it harder for my oldies too. This one time we went toy shopping at Wal-Mart :D

Lack of attention. The children need attention. If one person could find that right outlet for that single problem child, then I think that child could vent in a positive manner.

Thanks Davo.

Just remember 99.2% of Wal-Mart associates are clinically insane. 25% of Wal-Mart associates own handguns. On an average day at a Wal-Mart Supercenter about 200 associates are present at once. This means when you fuck up the toy department you are surrounded by approximately 49.6 armed psychos, and they got each other's back!

Just a thought.

A thing that must be done when working with kids, is the working class hero speech.
I remember when I was a brat and we pissed of the teacher [former SAS] he sat us down and told us we all rich faeries who would die on the battlefield, etc. I think he was insane..

We don't have walmart here :D We got K-Mart, Big W, Coles (myer), Woolies (woolworths), Toys 'R Us, David Jones, Grace Bros., a few others too. These typically sell the toys. Or we just go to a smaller business, they normally have the cheaper big-named-brands. I remember when powerrangers came out, and the 'megazord' (was that the name?) toy came out, it was like 70 bucks, and when you're 8 years old, 70 bucks is like a million dollars, I got it for 55 :D (well, my mum, got it for 55)
I had to double check those prices too (just then). I thought it was 100 bucks, but acording to mum, it was 70, she got it for 55.
I also wanted the green rangers' sword (the one he plays the whistle on) but mum wouldn't get it for me :(

...I had a cool child hood :D I wish I were still a kid. Man, I was invinsible...

:lol2: Kids can be great, or they can be a great pain. I know this will offend someone but I could care less, if a kid misbehaves, a good old beating will do the trick :thumbsup:
If the parents use the gay "time-out' thing, the child is going to turn out to be a prancing little son of a bitch that goes off commiting crimes just to piss off the parents. Everyone has their own teaching method, mine is simple:
1.Give verbal warning with serious face and firm tone of voice
2.Stress that this is the last warning and the next step would be a swift smack
3.Beat the fucker down!!!
4.Quickly cover up the events that took place and remove yourself alongside with your child from the scene of these events
:cheers:

Thanks Davo.

Just remember 99.2% of Wal-Mart associates are clinically insane. 25% of Wal-Mart associates own handguns. On an average day at a Wal-Mart Supercenter about 200 associates are present at once. This means when you fuck up the toy department you are surrounded by approximately 49.6 armed psychos, and they got each other's back!

Just a thought.
Hey, I used to work in the toy department at the walmart in casper wyoming. I was also their over christmas time. I was clinically insane during that month.

I hate it that little pipsqueak 15 year olds are always trying to get me to hit them, they come as close as is possible to me killing them. What are they thinking? I am 185 pounds of very strong 20 y/o. I hate it that I would go to jail for smacking the crap out of them.

1.Give verbal warning with serious face and firm tone of voice :banghead:
2.Stress that this is the last warning and the next step would be a swift smack
3.Beat the fucker down!!!
4.Quickly cover up the events that took place and remove yourself alongside with your chile from the scene of these events

:lol2: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol2: :lol2:

/\ I just hope some parents or soon-to-be's use my advice
:thumbsup:

Hey, I used to work in the toy department at the walmart in casper wyoming. I was also their over christmas time. I was clinically insane during that month.

I hate it that little pipsqueak 15 year olds are always trying to get me to hit them, they come as close as is possible to me killing them. What are they thinking? I am 185 pounds of very strong 20 y/o. I hate it that I would go to jail for smacking the crap out of them.


Become a security guard
:nutkick: :ylsuper:

I don't really have anything to say other than i hate children anyways...

You know, beating them usually solves all the problems!! :) I should know, my sister is NOT afraid to spank her kids, and damn if they are the most well mannered polite kids you've ever met... my othe rnieces and nephews are little shits! :)

^although it is true what you say, not everyone treats their children like animals. So if you want to downgrade yourself as a human being go ahead and beat your kids..

Oh yes, my ex-wife loves her kids more than anything. But, when they tested her patience. Off came the belt. Let the beatings begin!!!!!!

^although it is true what you say, not everyone treats their children like animals. So if you want to downgrade yourself as a human being go ahead and beat your kids..

how is spanking beating your kids? so what, their ass hurts for a couple minutes. its not like their getting bloody and bruised.

whats the point though?

I dont see what you gain by smacking their ass, apart from venting anger..

:lol2: Kids can be great, or they can be a great pain. I know this will offend someone but I could care less, if a kid misbehaves, a good old beating will do the trick :thumbsup:
If the parents use the gay "time-out' thing, the child is going to turn out to be a prancing little son of a bitch that goes off commiting crimes just to piss off the parents. Everyone has their own teaching method, mine is simple:
1.Give verbal warning with serious face and firm tone of voice
2.Stress that this is the last warning and the next step would be a swift smack
3.Beat the fucker down!!!
4.Quickly cover up the events that took place and remove yourself alongside with your child from the scene of these events
:cheers:

Now that is great!!! There's a couple kids in my subdivision that need that but won't get it from their parents.

I agree that its has to do alot with the parents. But I also see some of these kids talk back to their parents like if they are school friends. Those are the times that the belt should come off. If you respect your parents then they would respect others as well.