Beer is my Spinage!

Might be long but it's funny or atleast I think it is.

Damn, I'm still somewhat snapped right now stopped drinking about 2 hours ago anywho, we're sitting out on my buddies back doorstep patio veranda or whatever the fuck you'd like to call it. All of a sudden my friend asks me to help him move something then it happened, every guy there with the exception of the person who passed out tried to throw my ass in the pool so one person grabbed me around the chest next person tried to grab one of my legs and the other 2 just pulled and pushed. I thought for maybe a second or 2 thinking I really didn't want to get my shoes or wallet wet so I started to fight back so what happens from here I pushed my back into the person who had my arms and shoulders then I could plant my feet since the other person couldn't hold the full weight, once I got my feet planted I grabbed a railing and started walking with 4 people on me now. Lost my footing then as they started hauling me away again I hooked a pole with my foot while mid-air that was holding up a rainroof and spun around and planted both feet started walking and using the pole to pull myself forward until my friends girlfriend starting to bite my fucking hand lost it for a second. THEN I got pissed and started trudging forward with 4 people holding me back 1 in front 3 holding from the back. Never stopped til they all starting getting tired (for a large person AKA not skinny or physically fit I got some endurance and with everyone of my friends they are in way better shape then me *might think they'd last longer atleast I thought they would have*) and couldn't hold me back with was well over 15 feet and then they never fucked with me for the rest of the night. So word of the wise drink beer and you won't get thrown into a pool.

word
exercise is for those who cant find anything better to do with their time.
my health club is the local liquor shop.

:lol2:

That was entertaining :smile:













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haha, nice one

good moral to that one :lol:

....wow, I read it, but didn't retain a single thing

thats because you are not drunk enough. :smile:

....wow, I read it, but didn't retain a single thing

:werd: And what the hell is spinage?(I know what spinach is, but not this spinage you speak of)

Hmmkay, not quite pissed enough?

My friends would have hit me with a chair first.....

violence is how we show our love lol

^ spoken like a true american.

All I caught was drink beer...

:cheers: :jump3:

Beer is my Spinach"

:disappoin

If that were true I would look like The Rock.

If you're going in the pool, just make sure they all go with you...

Also, why do you think drunken bar fights are so damn entertaining? Because beer=spinage :biggrin:

....wow, I read it, but didn't retain a single thing
good call. it felt like social studies homework. maybe a little punctuation would help

good call. it felt like social studies homework. maybe a little punctuation would help

Damn, I'm still somewhat snapped right now.

:D or atleast I was.

All I caught was drink beer...

:cheers: :jump3:
Hmmmmmmm, beer.

Drink beer?

ROGER WILCO!

there is a place fro people like you the A.A. and if not you will find yourself in a 3 by 7 pine box 6 feet under very soon

shutup

shutup
:1:

I'm with Jet-Lee

and the most pointless and itiotic post award goes to matt1!!!!!!

and the most pointless and itiotic post award goes to matt1!!!!!!

Congratulations on the typo of the year. Idiot. :iceslolan

there is a place fro people like you the A.A. and if not you will find yourself in a 3 by 7 pine box 6 feet under very soon

3 by 7?
Damn, thats gonna be a tight squeeze. Drinkin' is fun. Period. No other use for alcohol except having fun and celebrating. Get drunk have a thimble full of rum maybe you'll like it.

There is a place for people like you at the A.A. And if not, you will find yourself in a 3 by 7 pine box 6 feet under ground very soon.
...you almost had it