Quick Joke

Did you hear about the New Zealand farmer who thought he’d caught a nasty STD?

Turns out he was just allergic to wool.

bad vektra bad bad bad.
now you go right up to your room mister and don't come out untill you are ready to apologize

















p.s. :lol2:

:lol: its very entertaining to see the Aussies and New Zealanders go back and forth :lol:

hehe

:aus:

this might make me look stupid, but is there a fewd between these 2 countries like canadians and americans?

hey, whats the difference between the Aussies and Zelanders? they're both crazy!!!! :lol:












































p.s. not as bad as the British though :tongue:

this might make me look stupid, but is there a fewd between these 2 countries like canadians and americans?

much more so.

:lol2:
Q. How did the NZ farmer find his sheep in long grass?
A. Very Satisfying!

much more so.
yes, because everyone knows americans are better than canadians, but these two are about even (both are better than those darn canuks)

yes, because everyone knows americans are better than canadians, but these two are about even (both are better than those darn canuks)
:lol2: How do you figure?

now oz, don't make me send you to time out. :iceslolan

Hey, rocks got it, sorry Raz. Ya know we are! :D

:lol2: How do you figure?

name one good thing that has come out of canada

name one good thing that has come out of canada
You know that sport called basketball...or how about that other thing called hocky?

name one good thing that has come out of canada

Me



jk




I was born in Canada!

There, another good thing that came outta Canada....oh yea, I'd like to add REAL GOOD BEER to that last

Oh, my bad then...

HAIL CANADA!!! :worshippy:

OH, that was for Karen, not u Raz...just sayin ;)

We all know Canadians are the NZ of North America, except they like moose instead of sheep.

fine.
in defense of the kiwi's whom, i'm guessing, have something better to be doing than posting here...

what do you call a pimp in australia?

a shepherd

I think you know my standpoint on Moose/elks.



Still, Ockers are the only people I know of who need dorky hats to keep the flies off thier face! The smell there is that bad, I reckon it must be Oz. ;)

Me



jk




I was born in Canada!
ok, so for the time you were in Canada, it may have been equal to Australia, but since you left, it is now back to NZ level

^So ur sayin Australia = US NZ = Canada???

I'm guessing I'm the only one that's confused?

^So ur sayin Australia = US NZ = Canada???

Yes

poor kiwi's :cwm27: