Almost commited suicide last night by accident

I was drunk as shit, and got done eating a lot of food so i decided to go to sleep. Woke up drunk in the middle of the night looking for something to drink. Guess what i took a sip of...... Febreeze. Yep, the room de-oderizer spray. I thought it was a bottle of water in the dark. I un screwed it and took a sip. Was, so drunk i didnt notice till the tast hit my tounge. Very bad tasting let me tell you, i still have the after taste this morning.

Well i'm not dead so i guess it wasnt that poisoness.

How's your breath?

smells like clean carpet

Well i'm not dead so i guess it wasnt that poisoness.

Guess you'll have to try again then.
































:thefinger

I might try some of that. Based on my eating habits my breath should already smell like carpet




but CLEAN CARPET... that's hard to beat!

:lol2: frebreeze lmao

LMFAO. Febreeze. But I don't think that counts as a suicide attempt being you had no clue it wasn't water till too late. Its probably considered a drunken mistake.

A failed mistake none the less.

you were almost a candidate for the darwin awards

you were almost a candidate for the darwin awards
almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Might be a good indication that a cutback on the drinking might be in order.

Cut Back...

Hell No!

I would just get those child safe cabinet locks and put away anything harmful right before getting plastered. Cutting back on alcohol is not an option.

Been munching too much carpet? :lol:

Been munching too much carpet? :lol:


..............saw that comming :uhoh:

:thumbsup: I nearly drank bleach once.

:thumbsup: I nearly drank bleach once.

why am I not surprised

:thumbsup: I nearly drank bleach once.
Why do I feel I need a Witness statement to tell me that it wasn't deliberate?

I drank vodka thinking it was water.

I drank beer thinking it was piss.

..(ok that last one was made up)

haha, boy, i've near killed my self a few times. I was playing around with my old mans whiper snipper, i was cutting the grass when i decided just holding it was boring, so i pretend it's like nunchuka's and swing it around while it's still on, it it wern't for the branch above my head i'd be headless.

I also nearly got run over by a stationary car. Believe it.
My street is on a slope right, a fairly big slope, and i always park my car facing DOWN hill (incase my car don't start i can clutch the fucker) and I got home one afternoon, and i hoped out of my car, and i walked infront of my car, and the prick started moving, i didn't put the handbreak on hard enough, and i was in Nuetral.

That's just two of -Davo's most stupidest moment.

Another time, I got drunk and climbed a mountain (yes, mountain) at 4 in the morning. I don't mean "hill", this was a real mountain. It was new years eve/day and I was up to no good (a few years ago now). I sliped on some lose rocks and fell between 30m and 40m down, I got caught on a tree.

I drank beer thinking it was piss.



Must have been drinking Crown...

At least I'm not munching something else.

Anyone?

lets see, i broke my ankle causing me to roll about 120m down the side of a mountain (only 12 stitches and a dislocated shoulder, i guess i was pretty lucky). I almost drank a glass of antifreeze, who in there right fucking mind puts a glass of antifreeze with ice cubes beside a pitcher of lemon-lime kool-aid? :banghead: :disappoin good thing i didnt swallow it :disappoin

broke your ankle? damn, i only suffered scatches and some bruises.

LOL, sorry man, thats pretty funny though. At least your ok.

We still love you....maybe next time you can pass out somewhere there are no chemicals?









Say...my bed perhaps? :naughty:

We still love you....maybe next time you can pass out somewhere there are no chemicals?









Say...my bed perhaps? :naughty:

sounds like a plan cutie pie.

Man, why you gonna hog all the poo-nanny!?!?!

WOOO!!! YOU GET THAT INTERNET ASS!!!

We still love you....maybe next time you can pass out somewhere there are no chemicals?









Say...my bed perhaps? :naughty:

Aw, no lovin for me? :banghead:

Aw, no lovin for me? :banghead:

sure :cheers: :biggrin:

i almost killed or viciously maimed myself while in PEI last week.

we had rented a cottage for the week. i was standing in one corner of my room grabbing my pajamas when i noticed a mosquito on the ceiling above my bed. not wanting to get bitten in my sleep (or woken up every 5 minutes by the little fucker buzzing by my head), i hopped up onto my bed to kill him. i smashed him, and as i made my way off of the bed, staring at the smooshed bug in my hand and not paying attention to anything else, i heard what sounded like a helicopter...only really close...like "whoomp whoomp whoomp"...and i felt some air on my head. i turned around and looked up and saw the ceiling fan was on at full speed. i hopped up onto the bed and stood up straight. the blades rotated at exactly my eye level. for some reason, while paying attention to the smooshed bug, i had involuntarily ducked under the fan, and had i not done so, it would've caught me right in the eyes. :eek:

i almost killed or viciously maimed myself while in PEI last week.

we had rented a cottage for the week. i was standing in one corner of my room grabbing my pajamas when i noticed a mosquito on the ceiling above my bed. not wanting to get bitten in my sleep (or woken up every 5 minutes by the little fucker buzzing by my head), i hopped up onto my bed to kill him. i smashed him, and as i made my way off of the bed, staring at the smooshed bug in my hand and not paying attention to anything else, i heard what sounded like a helicopter...only really close...like "whoomp whoomp whoomp"...and i felt some air on my head. i turned around and looked up and saw the ceiling fan was on at full speed. i hopped up onto the bed and stood up straight. the blades rotated at exactly my eye level. for some reason, while paying attention to the smooshed bug, i had involuntarily ducked under the fan, and had i not done so, it would've caught me right in the eyes. :eek:

Ouch, I've been hit in the head by the blades before when I sat up on the top bunk. It hurt like hell and probably killed a handful of brain cells, too. :bloated:

Nowhere near as clumsy as Heep. -->Read about it here. (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=8626)

Ah fan blades, talk about disaters...ive been hot by t.......

I'll stop, but I know how it feels.

[QUOTE=Hyatus]I thought it was a bottle of water in the dark. I un screwed it and took a sip.[QUOTE]

HAHA...you must have been seriously wasted

[QUOTE=Hyatus]I thought it was a bottle of water in the dark. I un screwed it and took a sip.[QUOTE]

HAHA...you must have been seriously wasted

i was, woke u with a seriouse hang over. Felt like i killed a few too many brain cells

Man, I absolutely hate it when I accidentally almost kill myself intentionally.

Yum, febreeze smells good, youd think it would taste good as well :dunno:

Many fine examples of why i dont get drunk.

Many fine examples of why i dont get drunk.

ya but you pop pills wats the difference? haha

Man, I absolutely hate it when I accidentally almost kill myself intentionally.
I feel you.
::Stands up::
Hi my name is Josh, and i accidently almost killed myself intentionally. Now its your turn.

.....note to self, when getting absoultely pastered, stay away from water. You can't walk on the water, swee, alcomohol weis you down so you snk and sit on the bottom.....

Kate exactly how much of that J/D did you have last night? You told promised me you wouldnt get to drunk.

Kate exactly how much of that J/D did you have last night? You told promised me you wouldnt get to drunk.

the whole bottle

/\:rofl: Kate teh Drunk!

the whole bottle
:disappoin :disappoin :disappoin :nono: your promised me! :banghead:

Why are more and more threads ending up with a post of how you are/got drunk?