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Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 12:58 PM
Alright you bastards! You finished off the other ones relatively easy....now take a cark at these ones :lol2:

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)


M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)


N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

psychobadboy
07-16-2004, 01:16 PM
A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)
Nose.

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)
Peanut butter?

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)
Titanic

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)
Dentist

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)
Newspaper carrier?

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)
Arrow

M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)
Lawyer?

N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)
Some type of bird, I'm guessing...

Still working on it...

Integra06
07-16-2004, 01:19 PM
Alright you bastards! You finished off the other ones relatively easy....now take a cark at these ones :lol2:

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?) A nose

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?) Butter?

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?) A crane

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?) Titanic

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?) A dentist?

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?) A ring

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?) A mine?


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?) The paperboy/mailman?

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?) Gloves?


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)


M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?) A lawyer


N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

Don't know some.

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:23 PM
E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)
Tent

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)
wedding ring

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)
Vending machine

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)
Frozen food, thats cooked, blow it off cause its hot


K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)
condom



got the rest of them for you

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 01:30 PM
Well let's see you guys answer this one!!!








WHAT AM I ???

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE
FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FORM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I ????

2strokebloke
07-16-2004, 01:30 PM
E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

A TENT!

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:36 PM
Well let's see you guys answer this one!!!








WHAT AM I ???

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE
FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FORM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I ????
Tooth Brush, yea i know i'm good

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 01:38 PM
/\Wrong you bastard!!!
:lol2:
it's a tooth brush :icon16:

2strokebloke
07-16-2004, 01:39 PM
This Useful Tool, Commonly Found In The Range Of 8 Inches Long. The
Functioning Of Which Is Enjoyed By Members Of Both Sexes. Is Usually Found Hung, Dangling Loosely, Ready For Instant Action. It Boasts Of A Clump Of Little Hairy Things At One End And A Small Hole At The Other. In Use, It Is Inserted, Almost Always Willingly, Sometimes Slowly, Sometimes Quickly, Into A Warm, Fleshy, Moist Opening Where It Is Thrust In And Drawn Out Again And Again Many Times In Succession, Often Quickly And Accompanied By Squirming Bodily Movements. Anyone Found Listening In Will Most Surely Recognize The Rhythmic, Pulsing Sound, Resulting From The Well Lubricated Movements. When Finally Withdrawn, It Leaves Behind A Juicy, Frothy, Sticky White Substance, Some Of Which Will Need Cleaning Form The Outer Surfaces Of The Opening And Some From Its Long Glistening Shaft. After Everything Is Done And The Flowing And Cleansing Liquids Have Ceased Emanating, It Is Returned To Its Freely Hanging State Of Rest, Ready For Yet Another Bit Of Action, Hopefully Reaching Its Bristling Climax Twice Or Three Times A Day, But Often Much Less. What Am I ????

Toothbrush!!!

EDIT: darn, too late again!

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:40 PM
ha check the post times i edited it just before u posted ha on u raz!

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 01:41 PM
:crying:
Damn you bastards....I'm actually getting calls now :(

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:41 PM
give us some 1337 ones or else well get bored

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 01:42 PM
1337 ones?

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:46 PM
1337 ones?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 01:49 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337
not to go offtopic but this was wierd

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B=8
C=(
D=|)
E=3
F=ph
G=6
H=|-|
I=!
J=_|
K=|<
L=1
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=0
P=|>
Q=0,
R=|2,|-
S=5
T=7
U=|_|
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=><
Y=`/
Z=see

0/\/\6! 73|-| 4\/\/350/\/\3! ! |-|4(|<3|) 7|-|47 6|_|`/ |2341 600|) |)!|)/\/7 !?

figure it out

psychobadboy
07-16-2004, 01:51 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337

1337twenty-three minutes to two in the afternoon
ooh look, my clock reads 1337.
:lol2:

Jet-Lee
07-16-2004, 02:11 PM
0/\/\6! 73|-| 4\/\/350/\/\3! ! |-|4(|<3|) 7|-|47 6|_|`/ |2341 600|) |)!|)/\/7 !?

figure it out

OMG! teh awesome!! hacked that guy real good didnt i?

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 02:15 PM
I want some more really hard riddles raz

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 02:42 PM
I want some more really hard riddles raz
you ask, I shall deliver


One time, there were these three men. their names were john, david, and matt. so they put this guy named aaron in a room sealed completely shut. no windows or doors. the building was 10 feet tall. a few days later, they opened the room and saw the man hanging from the roof three feet on the floor with a puddle under him. how could this be?

B16 SiRII
07-16-2004, 03:04 PM
C. A crane
G. A wedding ring
H. Elevator
I. Glass
K. Gloves
Do you have the answers? Cause mine and Hyatus' differ a bit. Sorry if they're a little late or already answered...

Hyatus
07-16-2004, 03:24 PM
he stood on an ice cube and hung himself

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 03:30 PM
A.Nose
B.Peanut Butter
C.Crane
D.Titanic
E.Tent
F.Dentist
G.Wedding Ring (or Ring)
H.Elevator
I.Chewing Gum
J.Newspaper Boy
K.Glove
L.Arrow
M.Attorney
N.Bird




thanks for all those who participated :icon16:

B16 SiRII
07-16-2004, 03:31 PM
How'd they put him in there if there was no windows or doors?

Raz_Kaz
07-16-2004, 03:34 PM
3 foot tall block of ice is the correct answer.
The room was built around the person standing on the block of ice.




Again, kudo's to Hyatus for the correct answer :thumbsup:

MBTN
07-17-2004, 07:45 AM
The answer to all is VAGINA!?

grimmy
07-18-2004, 02:02 AM
^ ah yes, the everlasting paradox.
the cause of all problems is also the answer

Karen512
07-18-2004, 02:50 AM
I got...

OMGITEHAWESOMEIIHACKEDTHATGUYREALGOODDIDNTI

Raz_Kaz
07-18-2004, 01:23 PM
I got...

OMGITEHAWESOMEIIHACKEDTHATGUYREALGOODDIDNTI
good job!
Just kinda too late there Karen. Oh, and there were spaces in between as well :lol:

Hyatus
07-18-2004, 05:22 PM
3 foot tall block of ice is the correct answer.
The room was built around the person standing on the block of ice.




Again, kudo's to Hyatus for the correct answer :thumbsup:

I am the Riddle Master of AF :lol:

PJF220
07-18-2004, 07:50 PM
B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)
A transvestite?

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)
either a prostitute ot titanic

Raz_Kaz
07-19-2004, 10:59 AM
Oh googd God people. Read the entire thread first. The answers are already there

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