Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the a**?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the t***?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think I care?

lol, nice read :lol:

Lmfao.

If anyone answers "yes" to every single one, I'm gonna be scared. :uhoh:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol:

Was this a bonus feature in a seuss book? :P

This must be a different Seuss....

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?


NO

wait, so do you want these to be answered? or what...

Have you done it with a goat?


Ask Oz that one if he ever gets diagnosed with a terminal illness ;)

it was suesses brother probably, jealous of his brothers 'clean' success so he decided to discrace the family name.mother suess was most upset.

Someone will eventually answer....may as well be me.
y,n,y,it just seemed that way because she had too much to drink,y,n,y,y,y,n,y,n,y,n,y,n,y,y,y,y,n,y,y,n,y,n, ny,n,y,n,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,n,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y, well, if not, why did you post this?

Haahahahaha

scored 16

Everybody should answer if they want to :dunno:

i tink sex tests could sbe done. some one nees ro ret sum and be hopppppppppy

i tink sex tests could sbe done. some one nees ro ret sum and be hopppppppppy

Are you going to give a practical test?

Are you going to give a practical test?

I think I should supervise....Ya know, just to make sure everything goes alright.

/\ No wonder there are few ladies on these boards. You guys scare them off!
:lol2:

^sweet i'll go get a van load of virgins
and a rack large enough to be tied to

/\ No wonder there are few ladies on these boards. You guys scare them off!
:lol2:

No, the ones that scare them off are the clowns that go OMG YOU'RE SO HOT!! WOW!!

Morons.

....true, also those pigs that go...."yea baby, your so fine, send nekkid pics of you in my PM" :cwm27:




uh oh :uhoh:

sexmu

^sex me??? Ok!

Um, I scored 14, is that bad???

Depends on which questions :uhoh:

Have you done it on a boat? No
Have you done it with a goat? Nope

Have you done it in a bed? yeah
Have you done it with the dead? eww

Have you done it in the a**? no my ass is staying a virgin
Have you done it, high on grass? never been high

Have you done it in the car? Yeah
Have you simply gone too far? whats too far?

Have you done it on the beach? no
Have you done it with the teach? no

Have you done it on your back? yeah
Have you done it strapped to a rack? huh?

Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no

Have you done it in a tree? yeah (tree house)
Have you done it with more than three? no

Have you done it in the rain? yeah
Have you done it for the pain? no

Have you done it 'tween the t***? yeah
Have you done it wearing mitts? no

Have you done it packed in rubber? condoms?
Have you done it undercover? yeah

Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no

Have you done it with a virgin? No :( I want a virgin
Have you done it with a sturgeon? isnt that a fish?

Have you done it with ropes and chains? yeah
Have you done it while insane? no

Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? no :( I want a 17 year old virgin

Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? NO

Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? how does one do this?

Have you done it without style? um?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile? yeah

Have you done it for all to see? no
Have you ever had VD? NO

Have you done it on Mother's couch? yeah
Have you done it in your mouth? yeah

Have you done it while on tape? no
Have you done it out of shape? i guess?

Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? um no

Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? yeah

Have you done it on a dare? maybe?
Do you really think I care? Yes

hey dayna...I'm 17 :naughty:
:lol:

Have you done it on a boat? No
Have you done it with a goat? Nope

Have you done it in a bed? of course
Have you done it with the dead? eww

Have you done it in the a**? NO!
Have you done it, high on grass? never been high

Have you done it in the car? Oh yeah
Have you simply gone too far? Too far? Im confused...

Have you done it on the beach? no
Have you done it with the teach? no

Have you done it on your back? Yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? kinky...no

Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no

Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? no

Have you done it in the rain? nope
Have you done it for the pain? nada

Have you done it 'tween the t***? yes
Have you done it wearing mitts? no

Have you done it packed in rubber? yeah...
Have you done it undercover? Like how???

Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no! aint that bad

Have you done it with a virgin? several
Have you done it with a sturgeon? A what???

Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? no

Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? let's see...14 was the 1st time so.....

Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? NO

Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? ouch! no

Have you done it without style? drunk? then yes
Have you done it on the bathroom tile? naw

Have you done it for all to see? kind of
Have you ever had VD? NO!!!

Have you done it on Mother's couch? lol! yeah, her's
Have you done it in your mouth? no

Have you done it while on tape? no
Have you done it out of shape? um, idk

Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? um no

Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? yeah

Have you done it on a dare? ish
Do you really think I care? of course u do!!!

mmm have you done it with the dead? necrophilia is great.

edit: have you dont it with a virgin? YES, i do it with myself quite often :uhoh:

that is great.. where do you find these things Raz Kaz?

hey dayna...I'm 17 :naughty:
:lol:

:eek7:

Your 17?? On Mars??

Since when does HP hire 17 year olds??








j/k :lol2:

I don't actually work with the products :p
They call in and that's what I do, hence the reason why I'm on AF all day, barely any calls

Have you done it with the dead? eww

So you're not denying it... :iceslolan

Have you done it on a boat? yes
Have you done it with a goat? no

Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? no

Have you done it in the a**? no
Have you done it, high on grass? no comment

Have you done it in the car? yes
Have you simply gone too far? yes

Have you done it on the beach? yes
Have you done it with the teach?no

Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? dont think so

Have you done it in a box? yes
Have you done it with a fox? no

Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? no

Have you done it in the rain? yes
Have you done it for the pain? ?

Have you done it 'tween the t***? yes
Have you done it wearing mitts? yes

Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? ni

Have you done it on a perch? i dont htink so
Have you done it in a church? no

Have you done it with a virgin? yes
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no

Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? yes

Have you done it on the stage? yes
Have you done it underage? yes

Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? no

Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no

Have you done it without style? yes
Have you done it on the bathroom tile? yes

Have you done it for all to see? no
Have you ever had VD? no

Have you done it on Mother's couch? yes
Have you done it in your mouth? yes

Have you done it while on tape? not that i know of
Have you done it out of shape? yes

Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? no

Have you done it in the gym? yes
Have you done it on a whim? yes

Have you done it on a dare? no
Do you really think I care? maybe someone does



If I offended you, pissed you off or any such things las tnight, I truely apologize and it will not happen again. Thank you!

mmm have you done it with the dead? necrophilia is great.


Nah, it's dead boring.

Nah, it's dead boring.
:eek7:

Nah, it's dead boring.


that's just wrong, way to suck the life out of his post

that's just wrong, way to suck the life out of his post
There are too many replies to that...I'm going to leave it up to the imagination of the Af'ers to see what can be said about it

man i've done most of those that is freaking funny though!

21/50.
:lol:

Have you done it on a boat? Yes, but I rocked it so hard my bitch got sea sick
Have you done it with a goat? You're thinking of Australians, mate

Have you done it in a bed? noooo.....Why I just sleep on the fucking floor
Have you done it with the dead? What kind of dodgy fantasies did this bastard have when writing this?

Have you done it in the a**? Kinky
Have you done it, high on grass? Doesn't that lead to the one above when it lands you in jail?

Have you done it in the car? Fucking hell, I did it in a Mini 1275 Clubman, 'nuff said
Have you simply gone too far? If you mean Orgy, then, no.

Have you done it on the beach? I wanna have sex on the beach......
Have you done it with the teach? With a teach(er), yes. With my teach(er), no.

Have you done it on your back? For fucks sake....
Have you done it strapped to a rack? yes, it was an impressive rack as well, I think my arm got stuck between them...

Have you done it in a box? mmmmm..... Cotortionist porn...
Have you done it with a fox? i'd have to say all my ladies are foxes.

Have you done it in a tree? Would I be sitting here writing this if I had?
Have you done it with more than three? See "have you gone too far"

Have you done it in the rain? Too fucking right, soldier on with Coldral, soldier on soldier on....
Have you done it for the pain? aaah......Ye........NO!

Have you done it 'tween the t***? See "strapped to a rack"
Have you done it wearing mitts? No, I don't live anywhere cold enough.

Have you done it packed in rubber? Kinky....
Have you done it undercover? Yes, back when I was in the FBI..... :headshake

Have you done it on a perch? A what now?
Have you done it in a church? No, but I'm gonna!

Have you done it with a virgin? Yes and I kept the cherries in a jar. Made me a hit with the ladies.
Have you done it with a sturgeon? Tight as a fishes ass...

Have you done it with ropes and chains? No, but in Italy that makes me wierd...
Have you done it while insane? I'm not insane, that's rubbish, ask my invisible friend sitting here...

Have you done it on the stage? Yes, In my last West End play.
Have you done it underage? When I was under 16 I didn't know how to use it and was a homely bugger.

Have you done it with all your friends? I didn't know that it was such a grouply activity.
Have you done it in both ends? Rot in hell, I'm not batty.

Have you done it with your dog? See "have you done it with a goat"
Have you done it on a log? Sounds sore, bark + nekkid= ouch

Have you done it under clamps? errr.... What?
Have you done it with the lamps? Well I'm secure enough to do it with the lights on....

Have you done it without style? My wife seems to think so.
Have you done it on the bathroom tile? Every fucking room of the house, mate!

Have you done it for all to see? I can't speak for me when I am drunk, but sober- no.
Have you ever had VD? I can afford Connies....

Have you done it on Mother's couch? I don't think she appreciated it, that's for sure
Have you done it in your mouth? Nooooooooooooo...You don't say...

Have you done it while on tape? Why? Do you have the tape?
Have you done it out of shape? Yeah, this one time I didn't go to the gym for like 6 weeks...

Have you done it on live TV? I haven't even been on TV before :(
Have you done it whilst you pee? Multi-tasking is a womans domain.

Have you done it in the gym? I probably should
Have you done it on a whim? Usually always is...

Have you done it on a dare? Ooooooohhh.... Yeah...
Do you really think I care? I should fucking hope so, you were the one who asked all those retarded questions.

Nah, it's dead boring.

:iagree:

Cold and stiff doesn't really do it for me either.

^So that's why u left Dave???

^So that's why u left Dave???

Nah, I left him cuzz he was too skinny and boney. :evillol: