Playing Wyth Wurds

A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

You've been busy today, eh Raz? :bloated:

lmao...too much time Raz

Hey! you people shut up and enjoy :icon16:
It's rare for me to have THIS much free time

What if I don't WANT to enjoy? Huh?! PUNK!

hehehe....j/k...keep 'em comin

Well he is keeping me from being bored...I'm still working on that second set of riddles he posted. :thinkerg:

yes keep em comin, quite entertaining :lol:

Entertaining indeed! :smokin:

Who pays your salary again Kaz?




...and can you get ME a job there? :biggrin:

Raz Kaz = teh #1 p057 wh0r3!!!!!111

Excellent threads though :evillol:

Mildly amusing... Kind of like getting a matchbox car and running it along the desk...

Who pays your salary again Kaz?




...and can you get ME a job there? :biggrin:
Sure, put me as a referral and we can split 250$
Raz Kaz = teh #1 p057 wh0r3!!!!!111

Excellent threads though :evillol:
I'm number 1! I'm number 1! woo hoo, what do I get?

Raz a post whore? I never noticed. :naughty:

BTW good post, I love this one
"Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. "

:smile:

interesting!!

Please do not bring back old posts. look at the post date of the last post.

TS out