wow first loss

I was driving home you know just one of those days driving my car, i had to stop at a stop light of course,then a car pull's up beside me i was driving my mom's toyota corolla or how ever you spell it but the light turned and i went he tryed to pass me i wasnt going to have that i think he was driving a ford tempo it was old and ugly but anyway it was kinda wierd but he tryed to pass me i didnt let him all off a sudden i seen light's just coming up so i floored it but the car passed me and guess what i have the worst luck a cop was sitting on the top of the hill i let off fast and i didnt get a ticket. respond if you want

Respond what I want?

This is what I am currently thinking:

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But I won't say it, cause that'd be rude.

Um... Good Job on not getting a ticket?! :dunno:

sorry i really dont pay attintion to what i type lol but it was fun that car is slow.

Ahh, Everest. Aloof, domineering, the mountain with the biggest tits in the universe.

:wtf: You're probably thinking? Well, it's simple. That wasn't a street race, that was you driving like a jackass. So following Redneck's example I posted a Monty Python reference instead of trying to figure out how I can kick you in the jimmy via the internet.

What im sorry i didnt catch what your saying.

Ahh, Everest. Aloof, domineering, the mountain with the biggest tits in the universe.

:wtf: You're probably thinking? Well, it's simple. That wasn't a street race, that was you driving like a jackass. So following Redneck's example I posted a Monty Python reference instead of trying to figure out how I can kick you in the jimmy via the internet.


Mt. Olympus on Mars is taller...


But, you cannot fight agianst Monty Python... thus they are correct. :p

Ok what i said i was sorry for the typo's so why dont you post something positive redneck did lol

Then face facts; you drove like an asshole. Nothing positive to say about it. Instead of just driving home, like you should've been doing, you were trying not to let the guy in the next lane pass. Probably just some regular guy trying to get home.

It's one thing to do the stoplight to stoplight duel with a willing participant, but jockeying around with a commuter because "he tryed to pass me i wasnt going to have that" is nothing short of being brain-dead.

Grow up kid.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?


See the løveli lakes


The wøndërful telephøne system


And mäni interesting furry animals


Including the majestik møøse


A Møøse once bit my sister...

:iamwithst

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

LOL im pretty sure you have done that to so there's nothing else to say and im not a kid im stoping dont want to get banned

CART DRIVER - Bring out your dead!

LARGE MAN - Here's one!

CART DRIVER - Ninepence.

BODY - I'm not dead!

CART DRIVER - What?

LARGE MAN - Nothing... There's your ninepence.

BODY - I'm not dead!

CART DRIVER - 'Ere. He says he's not dead.

LARGE MAN - Yes he is.

BODY - I'm not!

CART DRIVER - He isn't.

LARGE MAN - He will be soon. He's very ill.

BODY - I'm getting better!

LARGE MAN - You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.

CART DRIVER - I can't take him like this. It's against regulations.

BODY - I don't want to go on the cart.

LARGE MAN - Don't be such a baby.

CART DRIVER - I can't take him.

BODY - I feel fine.

LARGE MAN - Do me a favour.

CART DRIVER - I can't.

LARGE MAN - Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. He won't be long.

CART DRIVER - I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.

LARGE MAN - When's your next round?

CART DRIVER - Thursday.

BODY - I think I'll go for a walk.

LARGE MAN - You're not fooling anyone you know. (to CART DRIVER) Isn't there anything you could do?

BODY - (singing unrecognisably) I feel happy... I feel happy.

The CART DRIVER looks at the LARGE MAN for a moment. Then they both do a quick furtive look up and down the street. The CART DRIVER very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN. (Out of shot but the singing stops after a loud bonk noise.)

LARGE MAN - (handing over the money at last) Thanks very much.



Python Pwnz j00!

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Treasure!!!

Holy Hand Grenade Bit.

Monk - And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and..."

BROTHER MAYNARD - Skip a bit brother...

Monk - ... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

So let me get this straight. The way I read it, you basically did a ricer fly by...and lost?

soooooooooooooooo..........did you guys watch the base ball game yesterday...................

well yea lol i guess i did

well yea lol i guess i did

:lol: sooooooooo.......who was playing.....

*Suddenly gets urge to watch The Quest For the Holy Grail* hmmm... i think i will

Best... thread... ever.

:lol: sooooooooo.......who was playing.....What?

OK this thread's gay now.....impulse THINK OF SUMN BETTER NEXT TIME!