SR - Sticking it to the b!t(h

Some fat bitch in an Integra was parked outside our office for the last hour or so. She came back from the local shops (500+ metres away), unpacked her shopping and shut the boot. She looked around guiltily and left her trolley on the footpath directly out the front of the office.

One of the guys from our office goes out, taps on her window for her to lower it and tells her she can't leave it there. The response was "But everybody does it"; and she started winding the window up. Just before it closed, he responds with "Yeah, but not everyone needs excercise as direly as you do, you fat bitch" at which point she drives off.

If she ever parks outside again, I'm giving her a lesson in what happens when people carelessly leave trolleys in precarious positions :D

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^hahaha serves her right,

why do these things always happen to integra drivers. Just the other day this guy backed into a integra fucked it up and bailed near the cops and the guy who owned the integra was sitting eating food across the street...

Some fat bitch in an Integra was parked outside our office for the last hour or so. She came back from the local shops (500+ metres away), unpacked her shopping and shut the boot. She looked around guiltily and left her trolley on the footpath directly out the front of the office.

One of the guys from our office goes out, taps on her window for her to lower it and tells her she can't leave it there. The response was "But everybody does it"; and she started winding the window up. Just before it closed, he responds with "Yeah, but not everyone needs excercise as direly as you do, you fat bitch" at which point she drives off.

If she ever parks outside again, I'm giving her a lesson in what happens when people carelessly leave trolleys in precarious positions :D

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Trolly? is this some sort of train or thing with wheels? and how do you close a boot if its on your foot?

i'm an american so i guess this joke went over my head?

No, no joke. Just terminology. Allow me to attempt a translation:
Boot = trunk; storage space typically to the rear of a vehicle.
Trolley = cart for storing/transporting groceries.

Just before it closed, he responds with "Yeah, but not everyone needs excercise as direly as you do, you fat bitch" at which point she drives off.

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People like that just piss me off! :angryfire

Trolly? is this some sort of train or thing with wheels? and how do you close a boot if its on your foot?

i'm an american so i guess this joke went over my head?



HAAHAHAHAHAHA :lol2:

That made me laugh a fair bit.

Classic Aussie slang.

Don't worry, we have just as much trouble when watching sterotyical american movies. Ya get use to it :D

Originally Posted by Hyatus
Trolly? is this some sort of train or thing with wheels? and how do you close a boot if its on your foot?

i'm an american so i guess this joke went over my head?

sounds like a drongo to me..

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sounds like a drongo to me..

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ohhh boy, crazy Australians :screwy:

for some reason I really don't like fat, lazy people. They just get on my nerves. Just for being fat. Sorry if that's a little weird, stereotypical, mean, w/e, but seriously obese ppl make me mad.

now that was a good read, stupid fat women.

Well no one other than employee's are allowed on our lot. Next time have her car towed away and then her fat ass will have to walk all the way home

Shit OZ,

I work in a grocery store... I hear you 100% loud and clear.

Every single day I go out and get carts... For about three-hours.
And every single day, I see these stupid bitches leave carts in the middle of the parking lot... Wind blows... Yea you see what happens, I get in trouble when one of these things connects up with an RX 300's tail light.

(Lexus's are magnets to carts... )

One lady :

Pulled up in her H2 (I almost was going to go over there and put my infamous "FUCK YOU AND YOUR H2" sticker on her car... But this little feat almost got me fired once or twice :D ) She had to do a 10-Point parking job to get into the spot. Then, she had to literally climb out.

Later on I see her coming out with a bunch of groceries... She goes to climb up into her Homo2. She cant do it... So she gives herself a boost on the curb *snap* her heel breaks off here shoe and she goes down right into the side of her "car" :p

I start BUSTING out laughing. She swings around and starts yelling at me "O you think its funny you immature little shit!?" (yes it surprised the hell out of me to see a House-Wife try and cuss me out.)

" *still laughing* Bitch you drive a car, you cant even get into *catches breath* and your calling me an immature little shit?"

*starts laughing again*

Yea that one got me a few days off, haha.

-Wes

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Stupid fat bitch! :rofl: :rofl: :lol2:

LOL! I hate people like that. Next time you should tie the shopping cart to her axle with some heavy gauge cable.

I bet if you installed a mayonnaise dispenser at every trolley receptacle, fat women might be more inclined to return them and get their "treat".

I bet if you installed a mayonnaise dispenser at every trolley receptacle, fat women might be more inclined to return them and get their "treat".

Hey, it's better then getting a quarter.

Lmfao.

Once I saw the translation I laughed even more :lol:













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jeez, Australia is full of fat stupid bitches such as these.second fatest nation.But ya just wanna throw up when ya see a fat family walk into maccas for lunch.'struth' thats a fat bitch u say or betta yet 'fucking oath thats a huge bitch'.wat really pisses me off is the chix who talk on their mobile while in their car goin 100kph, u shake ya finger at em and they shit themself with fright.hehehe!!