A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
jashas62
07-13-2004, 10:31 PM
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
What was this guy thinking????? :eek:
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
What was this guy thinking????? :eek:
Oz
07-13-2004, 10:43 PM
:lol2: Cr@zy poms.
lostprophets
07-13-2004, 11:06 PM
he was thinking uhhhh ___________
SeXy_AnGeL
07-13-2004, 11:10 PM
that guys's nuts....i mean, he HAD nuts?
SiGNAL748
07-14-2004, 12:16 AM
I never understood that. Why do people shove guns down their pants? Its almost as bad as shoving a grenade up your ass.
Get a fucking holster and/or carrying case/bag, smart guy. :smokin:
Get a fucking holster and/or carrying case/bag, smart guy. :smokin:
2strokebloke
07-14-2004, 12:44 AM
I would think that having his testicles blasted off through his own actions would be punishment enough for owning an illegal firearm.
psychobadboy
07-14-2004, 12:53 AM
I am never drinking again! :eek:
(yea, right)
Anyways, damn...doesn't get much worse than that!
(yea, right)
Anyways, damn...doesn't get much worse than that!
Sean
07-14-2004, 12:53 AM
:lol2: Cr@zy poms.
:1:
One less pom in the gene pool.
:1:
One less pom in the gene pool.
Damien
07-14-2004, 01:09 AM
British people :rolleyes:
:p
:p
jashas62
07-14-2004, 01:13 AM
I would think that having his testicles blasted off through his own actions would be punishment enough for owning an illegal firearm.
You would think they wouldn't have to have a hearing....
You would think they wouldn't have to have a hearing....
tazdev
07-14-2004, 01:33 AM
fuck that I'm not going to stop drinking.
I just wont carry a loaded firearm with no safety tucked down my pants.
on the upside, its 1 less moron that will be reproducing :)
I just wont carry a loaded firearm with no safety tucked down my pants.
on the upside, its 1 less moron that will be reproducing :)
primera man
07-14-2004, 05:06 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term.... "Blowing your load" :loser:
Sean
07-14-2004, 05:32 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term.... "Blowing your load" :loser:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
FireBball972
07-14-2004, 05:34 PM
"what remained of his testicles"
hahaha :owned:
hahaha :owned:
RSX-S777
07-14-2004, 08:28 PM
Don't blame the alcohol...blame his testicles for being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
ac427cpe
07-14-2004, 10:08 PM
something like that happened here in Az a while back... but it was a .45 pistol, and after the police convinced him to put it away he shoved it in the front of his pants, hooking the trigger on the belt buckle...
kcap122
07-14-2004, 10:51 PM
shittttt i dont even want to think about that.
But yea i agree, if was the judge for the illegal firearm case, i would let him off with like 20 hours community service or something, just so he can tell other people not to do the same thing
But yea i agree, if was the judge for the illegal firearm case, i would let him off with like 20 hours community service or something, just so he can tell other people not to do the same thing
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