Calling: Playas and ladies' men

What do you say and do when you approach a girl for the first time? I wanted to see if any of you have game. :D

Nice rack! wanna f**k? :sun:

J/k!

My game is not that great even though a lot of girls tell me I am sweet and smooth ;)

I'm still looking for that first line when I approach a complete stranger :rolleyes:

I use to use the lame, "you look familar, do I know you from somewhere?" ===> That is so lame and can't believe I used to use it.

Thinking about going this route now: :right: ...kind of gets straight to the point!

Firstly Revhard... you spelt Houston wrong... it has no e at the end!

Secondly... Id comment on how wonderful the lovely lady looks today... take her hand. give it a lil kiss... then step bak :) Tell her she smells like a mid summers rose... and carry on with conversation.

or if im in a player mood... who knows what ill do! :flipa:

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]
Secondly... Id comment on how wonderful the lovely lady looks today... take her hand. give it a lil kiss... then step bak :) Tell her she smells like a mid summers rose... and carry on with conversation.



..then the b/f comes back and decks you :hehe:

You got to be kidding about kissing a complete stranger's hand :confused:

Originally posted by LX98Civic


..then the b/f comes back and decks you :hehe:
being a 3rd dan thai kickboxer... im not tooo worried bout that :)


You got to be kidding about kissing a complete stranger's hand :confused: Nup dun it before! Man chicks love that shit! You see a foxy chick... get introduced to her... try it one day! :) heheheh

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]
Nup dun it before! Man chicks love that shit! You see a foxy chick... get introduced to her... try it one day! :) heheheh

No way in hell I could do it :p
I don't think that karate is going to help if he comes from out of nowhere :rolleyes: ....and you wouldn't be expecting it, so if the guy was to come up from behind and is a good size YOU = :help:

Besides I'm not to fond of kissing stranger's hands. No telling who's d**k she was holding earlier or if she had a load blown on it, etc.... :apuke:

Originally posted by LX98Civic

Besides I'm not to fond of kissing stranger's hands. No telling who's d**k she was holding earlier or if she had a load blown on it, etc.... :apuke:

Hahaha. True true. I would never kiss a complete stranger's hand due to today's society (freaks!). Anywho, it is pretty dam easy to get into the "not so easy" girl's pants. All you have to do is sweet talk her and make her believe that you actually "love" her and she will give it up in no time. Of course you will have other females on the side while you're trying to get into the other's pants. I have a dream.... that I can start a college course called Playas101 and successfully teach nimrods how to score in a variety of ways with a fine selection of women. My name will be Professor Roastahoe. What a sweet dream it is.

Oh yea, btw, I know I spelled Houston with an -e at the end because SPM says it like that. I'm sure you have heard of SPM if you stay in Houston.

Originally posted by Revhard


I have a dream.... that I can start a college course called Playas101 and successfully teach nimrods how to score in a variety of ways with a fine selection of women. My name will be Professor Roastahoe. What a sweet dream it is.




:hehehe: :hehehe: That is truly the funniest damn thing that I have ever heard!

btw, how do I sign up for this course :D

well its up to you boys... hehe it works for me tho :)

LX98Civiv... I think i can handle my own... you ever seen a 3rd dan fight? :) I hate fights but if some guy comes up to me (front or behind) he wont have a show...

Twuble = Karate Kid? Can I have your autograph?

H-Man: You can sign up my sending your personnal 2,000 check per week payment to the following address:

Professor Roastahoe
03989 P.O.Box
Houston,Tx 77009

:D :sun:

Originally posted by Revhard
Twuble = Karate Kid? Can I have your autograph?


:D :sun:

haha uhmmm no im not the karate kid... geez man i got kids of my own! :(
and no autographs :)

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]

Secondly... Id comment on how wonderful the lovely lady looks today... take her hand. give it a lil kiss... then step bak :) Tell her she smells like a mid summers rose... and carry on with conversation.


I just don't have the cajones to do something like that. maybe cause I feel like a goon doin it. acutally I feel like a goon anyway:p

But TWUBLE I'm doing Karate. I haven't been going very long.

haha well i would dub you the karate kid... but your older than me! :)

haha your no goon!!! (maybe a little funny looking... but thats just coz your mum makes you dress that way!) :finger:












p.s. j/k man! :)

:finger: you too ! LOL:hehehe:

omg. who gets dressed by their mommy?

Well I say one of two things.

1) "Hello! I saw you across the room and knew that I had to talk to you. What's you name?"

or, the more direct approach...

2) "Dick in hand,...whatchu about?"

Now to say the latter, you must be a true G such as myself.

Originally posted by Revhard
omg. who gets dressed by their mommy? Dude... i thought you knew? awww man im sooo sorry to tell you!!!

hahaha just kidding!!

Sham365 sup au! :P

damn where is everyone?!?!

**stares at girl as she walks across the room**
* girl walks over to towlie, and gets naked*
*towlie wakes up*

lol, ive only walked up to a few girls and tried to get some digits

its more like, hey whats up? oh reall? whats ur name? coo coo


lol revhard, i still like ur siggy :)

*removes*
haha sorry man.. just had to be said!
:)
I used to be real shy... until like 2 years ago... when my x sorta changed that... so yeah.. now i dont care.. just do it :)

Originally posted by Towlie
**stares at girl as she walks across the room**
* girl walks over to towlie, and gets naked*
*towlie wakes up*
*towlie sees that girl is fat*
*towlie ---> :apuke: *

I don't say anything, I play hard to get and it works everytime. I be myself, which is kinda shy. :)

Originally posted by kicker1_solo
I don't say anything, I play hard to get and it works everytime. I be myself, which is kinda shy. :)

*looks at your post count*
hehe j/k

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]


*looks at your post count*
hehe j/k 4000 over the past 2 years is not much. :finger:

Originally posted by kicker1_solo
4000 over the past 2 years is not much. :finger:
uhmmm dude.... you registered in December 2001.... thats HEAPS!

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]

uhmmm dude.... you registered in December 2001.... thats HEAPS! my post count carried over from PureHonda.com, and I registered there July 2000, look at my sig. So I guess it's about a year and a half.

ahhhhh k.... was gonna say... sheesh thats alot of posting to do in like 2 months!!!