Young blond....
Neutrino
07-12-2004, 10:21 AM
young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mom and says:
'Mommy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good,innit?'
'Yes darling, very good.'
'Is that because I'm blonde?'
'Yes darling, it's because you're blonde.'
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 'mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K ! That's good,innit?'
'Yes darling, very good.'
'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'
'Yes darling it's because you're blonde.'
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: 'mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!'
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mom. 'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'
'No darling, it's because you're 25.'
'Mommy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good,innit?'
'Yes darling, very good.'
'Is that because I'm blonde?'
'Yes darling, it's because you're blonde.'
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 'mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K ! That's good,innit?'
'Yes darling, very good.'
'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'
'Yes darling it's because you're blonde.'
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: 'mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!'
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mom. 'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'
'No darling, it's because you're 25.'
Chavez408
07-12-2004, 10:24 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA gotta love those blondes!!!
Raz_Kaz
07-12-2004, 10:26 AM
LOL, gotta love those blondes
Jet-Lee
07-12-2004, 10:30 AM
funny
Chavez408
07-12-2004, 10:31 AM
you just posted the same as I did! I guess we both whore the same way lmao
- OFF TOPIC, Raz Kaz, everytime I see your sn, You remind me of this one song in spanish, La mesa que mas aplauda, it says your name over and over lol
- OFF TOPIC, Raz Kaz, everytime I see your sn, You remind me of this one song in spanish, La mesa que mas aplauda, it says your name over and over lol
Raz_Kaz
07-12-2004, 10:46 AM
Ma bad Chavez :icon16:
what's the title of the song and what's the meaning behind it?
what's the title of the song and what's the meaning behind it?
YogsVR4
07-12-2004, 11:03 AM
Nice one :lol:
psychobadboy
07-12-2004, 11:07 AM
Haha! :lol2:
Chavez408
07-12-2004, 11:22 AM
the name of the song, la mesa que mas aplauda
the meaning is like the table who claps more, gets a prize and that is a girl stripping for them!
but in the end its just a song :( no girl!
the meaning is like the table who claps more, gets a prize and that is a girl stripping for them!
but in the end its just a song :( no girl!
Raz_Kaz
07-12-2004, 11:30 AM
Perfect! Now I have to get my spanish girl friends together and play this little game :D
-GS-
07-12-2004, 12:01 PM
lol thats pretty funny :lol:
FireBball972
07-12-2004, 12:10 PM
hahaha, nice one :lol:
jcz1987
07-12-2004, 12:58 PM
HA HA HA. Sounds like the blondes in my high school!! :lol:
Damien
07-12-2004, 04:32 PM
Isn't that the samething with the boy being, from the south or redneck, which r quite the same but, eh...
Good joke though :D :lol2:
Good joke though :D :lol2:
Sean
07-12-2004, 04:39 PM
Isn't that the samething with the boy being, from the south or redneck, which r quite the same but, eh...
Good joke though :D :lol2:
Little redneck boy with 36D breasts? Whatever floats your boat... :grinno:
Good joke though :D :lol2:
Little redneck boy with 36D breasts? Whatever floats your boat... :grinno:
Damien
07-12-2004, 05:02 PM
Little redneck boy with 36D breasts? Whatever floats your boat... :grinno:
:twak:
:rolleyes: :p
:twak:
:rolleyes: :p
eversio11
07-12-2004, 09:01 PM
ahhh saw it coming from a mile away but still good :p
xviciousx
07-13-2004, 03:53 AM
:lol:
indyram
07-13-2004, 06:51 AM
Where would we be without blondes.......oh yeah rattling off alot of lame jokes.
Jimster
07-13-2004, 07:13 AM
Funney.
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