i hate kids

oh damn man its on now some assholes egged my baby well this is only the begining because i have a feeling its the little hispanic kids down the street who drive pos riced out bmw's the kids a punk ass 16 year old who thinks he's gods greatest gift to the world just because he's portorican so he wants to fuck with the big boys he's gonna get it good i was thinking of just being a real asshole and blasting his car with my pellet gun haha

make a potato cannon and fire a couple up the fart can on his car :P

oh trust me i know things that will blow his shit up if i wanted to using umm draino

lol, man, yall gettin so complicated, sugar in the tank man, sugar in the tank. then go out and buy a locking gas cap ;)

haha show those damn forieners who's boss

f*ck that, get some C4 and blow his sh!t to pieces.

ya and take some pink paint and some white paint and paint his driver side door pink with white poka dots, and get some cement mix and pour that in his driver side door gotta be careful not to break the window ahh screw it break it then pour it....o and take a hack saw and cut of his gearshift!!! HAHA get em back man they got no reason to be messin with ur ride.

dont do nothin too bad cause you know there prolly gonna retallyate(spelling) just paintball it or something

Bologna on there paint job!!

Make sure you know who your fuckin with a car is a bad reason to get shot

Your deffinately right... just go shoot those fucking kids!

paintball it if they retailiate (keep a close watch) then go for the cv joints with a hacksaw, or maybe just cut the boot, it will burn it up, and look like it was wear and tear, fwd biatches

loosen their lugnuts.

and it's "Retaliate" btw.

don't get revenge on the wrong guy, but revenge can be a good thing

Wrap the car in caution tape and leave little #'d evidence cards on the ground around it. Add a big blotch of tranny fluid on the ground for the full effect (looks like blood) and a chalk line of a body. Leave an egg on the ground with a note that says "Do it again... I dare you"

F**k with his head, works every time.

J/K... I've got too much time on my hands. Can't you tell?

Just shove a potato in his tailpipe

USE LAQUER THINNER ON THEIR CAR, its perfect for taking off paint, if they have an empty cup in their car fill it with that too maybe they'll drink it you know how chepa them puerto ricans are, man the other day i seen a scion with like 10 puerto rico flags it was the ugliest shit in the world...

hahahaha i've never laughed so hard in a post my whole life!!! the best thing to do, seriously, and it's so easy not to get caught, is go out and bye that bug killer, the liquid shit that smells really bad, and pour that by the front windshield whipers so the heat or ac blows it in the car, or if he leaves his window cracked dump it in there, we did it to some guy and i stuck around for months, even after a shampoo of everything, and a knife to the tires is a real pain, then he has to pay for a tow :) or better yet just reach under the car and pull out the spark plugs you can get to, or take a screw driver and punchure the gas tank, that's an easy 500 :) just some tips to help out my fellow camaro driver! oh don't forget to crack his antenna when your running way, that's an easy hundred or so, hahaha or even better yet, suposedly if you get some time, take all the lightbulbs out of the back of his car so he gets rear ended or gets a ticket, hahaha, seriously, who ever notices things like that? or just, lightly ' sprinkle' some screws and nails all over his driveway or right behind his tires, so when he backs up, POP, whoops, i hear the back window is also hard to replace :) oh oh, and for the paintball thing, i got a 20 shot per second pro paintball gun for use, it's an easy 2000 feet shot, holla!

yeah i was thinkin of rollin up to his house and lighting his car up with my paintball gun at like 3 in the morning then leave a nice smoke show to wake him up haha

By all means get the best revenge you can, on the right person. Jus back off the anti-puerto ricanness... hey, we're not ALL that bad

oh i know one of my really good friends its portorican but these kids are just plain old punks

hah yeah these are some funny replies. still, if its the wrong guy, then he kinda has an excuse to shoot you, right?

hell you need to stuff a couple soccer balls into his 10" exhaust tips!!!!!!!!!!!!

USE LAQUER THINNER ON THEIR CAR, its perfect for taking off paint, if they have an empty cup in their car fill it with that too maybe they'll drink it you know how chepa them puerto ricans are, man the other day i seen a scion with like 10 puerto rico flags it was the ugliest shit in the world...

..maybe u missed it..




but IM PUERTO RICAN gosh darn it!!!!!!!


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what you need to do is take his .. either headlight wires, or brake wires (electrical) tie them togeahter and drop them in his gas tank.. or in a can of gas under his car.. so when he hits his unlock button for his car .. or hits his brakes.. KABOOM!...... that way noone gets their eye put out with paintballs

get some pepper spray n spray it into the vents of his car.. when his bitch ass turns on the AC, he wont be able to SEE..

whats up with all these old threads comming up?

or you could get one of thoes remote controll servo's.. they sell them for nitro cars.. put one of thoes in his throttle linkage.... when he goes to take off nail the throttle .... just for giggles:)

or cut an animal's head off and stick it on the dash of his car.. lol thats a fun one to do..

or what you can do from the safety of your own home is... OMG call it in stolen.. and sit back and watch as he leaves for work ... or if that is not you'r taste.. follow him on the hightwy and call the police saying he is driving irratically, speeding, littering, and smoking an unkown substance out of a device

Use your head man dont incriminate yourself so badly. Just take his car plate and disapear it. I'll bet it will take him a week or so to realise that or other wise the cops will remind it for him. If they don't then when he finds out he'll be on foot until he gets his a new one which will cost him money and believe me in the pocket is where it hurts. And for your pleasure everytime you walk out the door you will see his car parked on the house. or with more more tickets for a whole week that he would have gotten in the next 10 years.

yeah.. its pry better not to do nething stupid.. but doing stupid stuff is fun sometimes.. especially in the name of revenge

yeah.... just SPANK him:)

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didnt read the rest of this thread, but im down with SPANKin kids...


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That remote controled servo thing could work out real well, just set him to run into a lexus, mercedes, or other expensive car and it'll screw up his insurance. It really hurts the pocket when you hit the insurance. :evillol:

Just dont do anything to stupid... Someone put carmax for chaped lips under my driver side door handle... well I think i knew who did it and was going to buy some of it put it on a paper towel and smear it on his windsheild... just to were you cant tell its there, untill it rains and he uses his wippers....

If it's one thing I cant stand it is someone that messus up somebody elses ride. It just shows the lack of respect people have for cars. I dont care how much i hate a person i will never damag a car. I would rathere damage them.
There is still a small spot on my hood where my car was egged. It was february and it froze on. Talk about fun cleaning. Took alot of hot water for that clean job.
As far as messing someone elses car up they will probably do something worse to yours. If u are like me u love your camaro and dont want anything bad to happen to it.

no you see what the worst part is i have like perminent streaks where the egg was now and i can't get em too go away it just looks like ugly water spots

karma guys, what goes around comes around. remember that before you seek retribution...

^ hes right. if you say cut off his muffler, or do really anythign that was suggested here, he will probabley come back and do somehting worse, or maybe he will call the cops, and you are Fooked.

thats why you go stealthmode

blueturtle try washing that spot on your car with Dawn liquid dish soap. That stuff cuts grease and crap really well. Just dont wash your car with it often because im sure it will kick your paints ass over time.

Well i gotta say i feel your pain man, i got egged AND taco'd in highschool, we were gone for the week, and it was 90-100 and sunny every day. my paint was screwed. found out who did it, didnt stoop to the level of screwin with his ride. i just found him before he went to baseball practice, and beat the hell out of him. but ya know, that could lead to assault charges and all that. its a sticky situation. so im not really gonna give any advice here *cough cough* thermite *cough cough*

side note, lets try to stay calm here, keep the language clean, and lets stick to avoiding death threats ok? see my edits for examples. ;)

Yeah, I think that thermite might be a little extreme, that stuff can burn through a hood all the way through the road.

i can vouge for that :) use only in extream situations