encounter with a total A$$HOLE!

Okay I just had a experiance that really just kinda pissed me off but also was quiet funny. So I'm going to vent it here in AF for all of you to read!

Okay my little brother and I where sitting out in our front yard, my crx was parked behind us and we were just hanging out minding our own business. When all of a sudden this asshole from my town drives by our street.. Okay first let me fill you in about this guy.

Okay he bought this 94 accord..bone stock really- but it has a really F-Ugly body kit altezzas..wing...etc. you all know the type. OKAY he didn't even actually do any of that stuff sadly he bought the car that way and the temp tags where still in the window. I've been seein' him around talkin' to people with his hood popped like all bad. And you know what..as stupid as that might be I don't have a problem with that..I mean if that's what he wants whatever, I'm not the type to cause problems or go out of my way to dis someones car.

So anyways back to the story..we're sittin' there and this kid comes flying around the corner almost hitting my cat.. and he glares at us all badass. So my little brother (who's 14 btw) yells out "SLOW DOWN!" All of a sudden he slams the brakes get's out and starts threatening my little brother. He's like WHAT THE F$CK DID YOU SAY . blah blah blah. I said "calm down,damn. He told you to slow down" So to this he replies like outta nowhere "my car can beat the shit out of whatever you got" Which actually show's his insecurity- and I'm not the type to go looking for street races but this guy seriously pissed me off so I was like "okay RIGHT NOW then." lol. then he starts listing reasons like: There's cops all over and I'm low on gas..blah blah blah. Now that I've had some time to think about it ..wouldn't that actually make his car lighter :rolleyes:..anyways just a real ass hole.

Now this is the best part! He goes to peel off and I live in a town where let's just say..the streets are less than smooth. So he goes flying off and hits a dip BAM smashes the front right side of his front body kit LOL. My brother and I just pointed and laughed. Now he has to drive it around like that for acting like an ass. I just don't get people sometimes..but this whole thing was so funny to me I had to post it up..whether you guys care or not. lol.:p

Any of you have experiances with idiots like that?

I have had lots of interesting encounters with buses around here.

Haha, that's halarious.

I've know of a smililar experiance, but it didn't happen to me.
Last year, my mate Terry got a 15k load to buy a 2nd hand Holden Calais (pronounced "Calay"), and 2 days after he got it, we told him it's got too much power for him to handle, as he is a little shrip dude. So he drives it to school, and rear parks it infront of a tree stump that sits about 6ft above the ground (i.e it's 6ft high), he wanted to move his car back further to the stump, but presses the accelerator too hard, and he did over 2k of damage to his rear end.

We have been laughing ever since. He was a bit of a prick, always saying how shit everyone elses car is, nearly the same as the first story here. He kept braging how he could beat anyone, but when challenged he didn't show up etc. He kept going on, and on, and on, and ON in maths how his car was teh shit, it was really fricken annoying.
Well, he got what's coming to him.


*ED*
OH, I have a beauty of a story (By the way, this thread should be in Stress Release).
My ex-best mate Josh got his licence two years ago, in August of 2002, his mummy bought him a 4k Holden Commodore (Holdens are teh shit here), right.
He had his licence for 4 months, then got booked doing 34km over the limit, he lost his licence for 6 months, and had a $500 fine, but he still held his licence for 6more months, and lost in in July of last year.

Fresh out of school (he droped out 2 months after he got his licence), with no job, no licence, and a car, he decided to sell his car to his best mate for 1.5k, a real bargan. The car was a 3.8 V6, it had some gut to it. So Daniel buys the car, with a $200 deposit, josh banks it, and spends it all on alcohol that weekend. One week later (the following friday night) Daniel (who josh sold the car to) crashes, and completly wrights the car off, smashes it to the shit house. Beyond repair.
Then, Daniel wants to get his 200 deposit back, and not buy the car!!!!!!

DICKHEAD.

So, then Josh lost a 4k car, and 1.3k in money. He didn't give Daniel his 200 bucks back.

Josh got a 10k loan out to get a new car in January when he got his licence back. He is the single worst driver, he shouldn't of got his licence.

Karma

Okay I just had a experiance that really just kinda pissed me off but also was quiet funny. So I'm going to vent it here in AF for all of you to read!

Okay my little brother and I where sitting out in our front yard, my crx was parked behind us and we were just hanging out minding our own business. When all of a sudden this asshole from my town drives by our street.. Okay first let me fill you in about this guy.

Okay he bought this 94 accord..bone stock really- but it has a really F-Ugly body kit altezzas..wing...etc. you all know the type. OKAY he didn't even actually do any of that stuff sadly he bought the car that way and the temp tags where still in the window. I've been seein' him around talkin' to people with his hood popped like all bad. And you know what..as stupid as that might be I don't have a problem with that..I mean if that's what he wants whatever, I'm not the type to cause problems or go out of my way to dis someones car.

So anyways back to the story..we're sittin' there and this kid comes flying around the corner almost hitting my cat.. and he glares at us all badass. So my little brother (who's 14 btw) yells out "SLOW DOWN!" All of a sudden he slams the brakes get's out and starts threatening my little brother. He's like WHAT THE F$CK DID YOU SAY . blah blah blah. I said "calm down,damn. He told you to slow down" So to this he replies like outta nowhere "my car can beat the shit out of whatever you got" Which actually show's his insecurity- and I'm not the type to go looking for street races but this guy seriously pissed me off so I was like "okay RIGHT NOW then." lol. then he starts listing reasons like: There's cops all over and I'm low on gas..blah blah blah. Now that I've had some time to think about it ..wouldn't that actually make his car lighter :rolleyes:..anyways just a real ass hole.

Now this is the best part! He goes to peel off and I live in a town where let's just say..the streets are less than smooth. So he goes flying off and hits a dip BAM smashes the front right side of his front body kit LOL. My brother and I just pointed and laughed. Now he has to drive it around like that for acting like an ass. I just don't get people sometimes..but this whole thing was so funny to me I had to post it up..whether you guys care or not. lol.:p

Any of you have experiances with idiots like that?
lol "My car is FASTER than YOUR POS but I can't race you because that would require me to prove something that I can't."

What a complete loser. I bet he has penis envy of every guy he meets.

Had a young chap at work getting all excited about his stock Legnum wagon.Wanted to drag me from the staff car park.....

I told him that 6am on a sunday morning was not a good time to be dragging in a residential area
,particularly not one where you park for 12 hours at a time...Besides,I said,it's a fuckin' GXi.....

He looked downcast and said,yeah,you're right,I probably couldn't beat that........

Bloody Cow jockies.

(By the way, this thread should be in Stress Release)

Ah I didn't think of that, this seemed like the best place for me to put it lol. I guess a mod could move it.

and that story totally sucks- I absolutely hate pricks like that..some people just have no consideration :twak:

I absolutely hate pricks like that..some people just have no consideration :twak:


nope, just no brain or sense of reality is all.........

Every neighborhood has one of those. Besides, when he told you he was low on gas, you should have told him he has an advantage in a drag race.

On my street, I have loosers in Hondas with huge ass wings and thier steel wheels flying up and down all the time. Every once in a while, one will plow into a car pulling out of thier driveway, or not notice the huge buiding at the end of the street and slam into it.

But they never learn, they will downgrade to a Kia or whatever, and do it all gain, and of course with thier little Kia Rio, claim to burn corvettes and mustangs. Its all great stuff, really.

I had a similar situation a couple of years ago:

I had an custom S10 truck with a V8 engine in it and I pulled up to a stoplight and next to me a punk in a 5.0L mustang pulls up and wants to go me off the lights. So I look around before we go and start to rev the motor and the guys follows along. Now, I have owned this truck for a while with the V8 motor in it and I can get it to do whatever I want it to, so I started to "churp" the tires waiting for the light to turn green. It's turns and a%%hole next to me just stomps on the gas and he takes off. Now I just calmly pull away from the light and proceed at a normal pace, when from behind me ... what is that ? .... A COP!!!!!
The cops pulls past me and tags the punk about a half a block down. I saw the cop earlier when I looked around, so I knew he was there. While shithead didn't. He got pulled over and I honked the the horn and gave him a polite wave (with all five fingers !!) as I passed by.

I OWNED HIM !!!!!

Moral of the story (if there is one!!). Play safe and if soneone wants to reace you, take it to the track !!!!!

/\ :lol: that was an entertaining story

alright this happened to a friend of mine.

well he like racing. he had a gutless POS in high school and the running joke was if he ever had a car with power he would kill himself. so a few years ago he buys a trans am gta. first day he had it on the road (no joke first day) he almost wrote that damn car off. i'm just happy it was a single car crash. i am glad to say that he grew up a bit and drives responibly now. hasn't even had so much as a ticket since.